Spoiler Alert! This story contains details from Sunday’s finale of Big Brother.

First, let’s get the most obvious detail out of the way because we can’t say it enough: How happy are we that Angela didn’t make the final three?

Ok, back to business. With only three houseguests left — Chelsie Baham, Makensy Manbeck and Cam Sullivan-Brown — the time has to come to find out who deserves the $750,000. It’s Day 90. Who will become the final Hoh of the season?

Part 1 was a strenuous test of the arm and shoulders, not to mention how long you can tolerate cold slime shooting on your neck and ass. After 26 minutes, Makensy was the first to call uncle. Cam was next at 37 minutes, which left Chelsie as the winner. She rejoiced in beating two D1 athletes. Facts.

But the best dawg hadn’t won yet: Now Makensy, who has won 9 competitions this season,...