Tim Heidecker’s idea of the worst stand-up set in history is unironically funnier than Vice Presidential candidate J.D. Vance’s best joke.

When Donald Trump took the country by storm in 2016, it’s hard to deny that humor played a large part in his unlikely ascendancy to presidency. Trump’s nicknames for his political opponents became memes in their own right, and his rants about undocumented immigrants scored major points across many internet forums where “ironic” racism is the most popular punchline.

However, every successful presidential ticket in our country’s history has been defined by a balancing act of strengths and weaknesses, so, to compliment the former president and current felon’s successful command of comedy for political gain, the Trump campaign's choice for VP is the biggest hack loser to ever bomb in front of a white-hot crowd who thinks that Rob Schneider is a comic genius.