Ummm, we are so confused, y'all! Just five days after news of Roger Mathews and Jenni "JWoww" Farley's divorce broke, the father-of-two took to Instagram to share a very peculiar message with fans. Even more mind-boggling, though — he casually told his soon-to-be ex-wife that he loves her. In what appears to be some sort of post-surgery picture, Roger goes on a long-winded (presumably comedic) rant about using technology to make him a better husband. Be warned, ladies and gentlemen: It's a wild ride. "Technology is an amazing thing. Science has advanced to the point where they make shock therapy specifically designed for men to become better husbands," the 43-year-old began. "I had this device installed with shock leads that go directly into my spine and my wife holds the controller and settings," he continued. View this post on Instagram Technology is an amazing thing. Science has advanced to the point...