We already told you everything that surprised us while watching Fifty Shades of Grey (like for one, it’s kind of good?). But we know what you really want: You want to know Exactly how much sex there is in the movie. Here’s your answer in the most scientific way possible.

(Warning: Spoilers! Also, sex stuff that might be considered Nsfw!)

41 - Minutes into the movie before the first sex scene happens.

7 - Total sex scenes*. (*We’re including some Bdsm scenes that don’t involve traditional intercourse but seem sex scene-y enough to count.)

1 - Sex scene that barely counts as a sex scene because it’s sad.

3 - Sex scenes that actually take place in the Red Room.

20 - Minutes, approximately, of total sex in the movie.

8 - Total spanks Anastasia receives in the movie.

10(ish) - Total times Ana gets whipped in the movie, give or take a flogging.

0 - Sex scenes...