He's young, handsome, wealthy, influential and diplomatic. No wonder Mia Farrow's son is taking the latest rumours in his stride

Age: 25.

Appearance: Blue eyes, angular features, like a young Frank Sinatra.

Lucky for him! Well, ye-es. In a way. You see he's the son of Mia Farrow and Woody Allen, born in 1987 and originally given the name Satchel.

Ok. But Farrow had in fact once been married to Frank Sinatra.

Right. And she's just told Vanity Fair that even though she divorced him in 1968, he was the great love of her life and: "We never really split up."

I see. So ...

Are you insinuating something? Maybe.

Why have you started humming Strangers in the Night? No reason. It's just that when Mia Farrow was asked if Ronan's biological father was in fact Frank Sinatra, she replied: "Possibly."

Outrageous! Ol' Blue Eyes always respected wedding vows! He loved marriage so...