We love that last night’s episode of New Girl revolved around Schmidt’s ridiculously preppy belt. (It also revolved around the adorable sparking chemistry between Jess and Nick, but hey, this is a photo recap.)(Though we will say, squeeeeee!) Donning the above mentioned jaunty pink sea mammal belt, Max Greenfield took a brief fashion journey into the heart of the Republican Party while pretending to be Tuggb Romney, fictional child of Mitt Romney. Clean cut, well-made and totally insane: that’s how we like our Max Greenfield. And our New Girl.

Schmidt: “It’s after Labor Day. I’m wearing whales.”

Nick: “You look like the bad guy in an ’80s high school movie.”

Schmidt: “I’ll have you guys know that Kanye wore this belt!…It lit up his whole midsection.”

Nick (talking to a bowl of peanuts): “‘Would you like to eat me?’ ‘What do you mean?...