Elisabetta Canalis, “actress lite” (Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, anyone?), is best known for having had sexual intercourse with George Clooney. And, let’s be honest: that ain’t no easy feat, so good job to her! Taking the next natural step in the progression from George Clooney’s girlfriend to Respected Professional, she’s going to do what any ambitious actress would do: Dance On Teevee! That’s right, she’ll be showing on some fancy footwork alongside other A-listers like Chaz Bono and Kim Kardashian‘s brother on Dancing With The Stars. But before we get to see her roll out her skills on the ballroom floor or whatever, she’s taking her clothes off for PETA, as one does when s/he is an animal activist who is super hot!!! Video of Elisabetta talking about her dogs here. [via AdWeek]...