Chicago – Try selling a friend on paying to see a movie with you about machine-operated boxing where humans control robots for money.
Rating: 3.5/5.0
Just call your friend on his Motorola DynaTAC retro brickphone and say: “Hey, Billy! Remember all those swell nights we had as kids when I smoked you every time in Rock’em Sock’em Robots with our two dueling robot boxers mechanically manipulated by us? There’s a new movie out that pays homage to all those times you wasted trying to decapitate my robot’s head.”
Read Adam Fendelman’s full review of “Real Steel”.
From that vapid premise alone, you’d likely have better luck snagging a date to a film about vaginal dentata.
But fret not, friend: there’s hope yet for Disney’s sci-fi sports movie “Real Steel,” which is a sovereign testament to the power of the absurd. What if instead you...
Rating: 3.5/5.0
Just call your friend on his Motorola DynaTAC retro brickphone and say: “Hey, Billy! Remember all those swell nights we had as kids when I smoked you every time in Rock’em Sock’em Robots with our two dueling robot boxers mechanically manipulated by us? There’s a new movie out that pays homage to all those times you wasted trying to decapitate my robot’s head.”
Read Adam Fendelman’s full review of “Real Steel”.
From that vapid premise alone, you’d likely have better luck snagging a date to a film about vaginal dentata.
But fret not, friend: there’s hope yet for Disney’s sci-fi sports movie “Real Steel,” which is a sovereign testament to the power of the absurd. What if instead you...
- 10/8/2011
- by adam@hollywoodchicago.com (Adam Fendelman)
- HollywoodChicago.com
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