- The stupidity and rudeness of people in this country is just getting worse and it makes my blood boil. And the abuse on websites and so forth is disgusting.
- I hated Bernard Manning. I hated what he stood for. Jim Davidson makes me feel ill.
- [on Bernie Ecclestone] Like a pin-up from Middle Earth.
- [on Freddie Mercury] This is a man that lived life to the full.
- The further you go up the ladder the more money you make. You might not be as good looking but you're going to be earning more. Look at Alan Sugar, he looks like a lion's testicle but he's a very rich man. So he's not been burdened by beauty and good looks and he's kind of furthered his career, making rubbish computers that lost my dissertation in 1987. Yeah, night before I had to hand it in, thanks.
- If I was in prison and you showed me something like High School Musical 5, I'd go out and kill.
- We are a nation of animal lovers. It's like when you put a sketch on a comedy show of a cat going in a microwave that's obviously a stuffed cat, people go mental, but you can show abuse to other human beings and no one bats an eyelid. Madness.
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