Consider this Bgwe: Armageddon Edition.
Just lately I've been filled with a keen sense of dread, like the world is on the edge of some cataclysmic disaster. And no, I'm not talking about those rumors that ABC plans on renewing According to Jim for yet another year.
A ninth season of the James Belushi sitcom would be a major disaster, sure, but I'm more concerned about an unusual spate of minor earthquakes in Yellowstone National Park, which might be the signal of some imminent volcanic eruption that would take out the entire Midwest (buh-bye Utah) and throw enough volcanic ash into the atmosphere to cast the rest of the globe into a nuclear winter for decades.
Note to self: Stock up on self-tanner.
If a volcanic eruption doesn't get us then there's always bird flu, or solar storms, or a giant meteor. At any rate, something big is coming, I can feel it.
Just lately I've been filled with a keen sense of dread, like the world is on the edge of some cataclysmic disaster. And no, I'm not talking about those rumors that ABC plans on renewing According to Jim for yet another year.
A ninth season of the James Belushi sitcom would be a major disaster, sure, but I'm more concerned about an unusual spate of minor earthquakes in Yellowstone National Park, which might be the signal of some imminent volcanic eruption that would take out the entire Midwest (buh-bye Utah) and throw enough volcanic ash into the atmosphere to cast the rest of the globe into a nuclear winter for decades.
Note to self: Stock up on self-tanner.
If a volcanic eruption doesn't get us then there's always bird flu, or solar storms, or a giant meteor. At any rate, something big is coming, I can feel it.
- 1/16/2009
- by dennis
- The Backlot
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