RiffTrax/MST3K hopefuls
A list of movies I would like to see featured on either the new Mystery Science Theater 3000 or RiffTrax, even if I actually like the movie listed.
All are listed in no particular order.
All are listed in no particular order.
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- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsJulie StrainRaelyn SaalmanMichelle BauerA coven of vampires operates out of a modeling/escort agency known as Blonde Heaven. Angie came from Oklahoma to find her way into the movie business, but is followed by her boyfriend Kyle. Head vamp Illyana takes a liking to Angie and convinces her to do escort work for the agency, but has other recruiting plans for her as well. While the vampires do their sleazy work around LA (and Angie gets in over her head), Kyle and a vampire hunter team up to try and stop the fiends.
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsJoe EstevezDon SwayzeJoey TravoltaThree intergalactic beauties beam down off the California coast and have close encounters with three local beach boys.
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsRoxanne BlazeTina LawrenceStephanie HudsonXena, Luna, and Sola leave Malibu but return to earth unexpectedly when Xena sneezes and crash lands them on a desert isle. After being threatened by dinosaurs and having a few close encounters with some primitive stud muffins, they tangle with the evil James T. Renford II, who has some sinister profit-making plans for the babes from space.
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsMorgan FairchildIan AbercrombieBrian BremerIn the future, corporations have taken over the world and banned sex. A group of rebellious high school students devise a way to go back in time and change history to prevent that from happening.
- DirectorPaul ZillerStarsMichael IronsideChristopher BondySusan AlmgrenA detective investigates a series of murders that he begins to suspect are being committed by a woman involved in prostitution and narcotics trafficking--and the evidence he unearths seems to point at his partner's new girlfriend, who lives in the building where some of the murders took place.
- DirectorMichael MazoStarsThomas Ian GriffithNastassja KinskiChristopher PlummerA cop on vacation at a mountain resort comes to the rescue when the resort is taken over by violent criminals.
- DirectorJean-Claude LordStarsMichael IronsideLisa LangloisChristopher PlummerWhen a police detective kills a criminal, this traumatic event triggers a locked memory, he didn't know he had, of him being a subject of a CIA experiment.
- DirectorWallace FoxStarsBela LugosiJohn ArcherWanda McKayKindly soup kitchen operator and professor of criminology Bela Lugosi uses his soup kitchen as a front for a criminal gang who commit a series of daring robberies and murders.
- DirectorJean-Claude DuboisWayne CrawfordStarsWayne CrawfordJune ChadwickSheri AbleA down-on-his-luck sea captain goes treasure hunting for a wrecked Spanish galleon that is rumored to be cursed by God and protected by supernatural forces.
- DirectorJim KaufmanStarsLinda E. SmithPeter DvorskyWayne BestA crime novelist finds herself unwittingly involved in a major conspiracy.
- DirectorGabriel MarkiwJancarlo MarkiwStarsJohn VernonKate VernonAl WaxmanA New York gangster is forced to go on the run, and hides out in the small town where he grew up.
- DirectorFred Olen RayStarsDavid CarradineDawn WildsmithSid HaigDow is an ex-soldier searching the wasteland for his wife who was taken from him by the Warlord. With only a disembodied, wisecracking head and a renegade woman named Danny as his companions, they roam the terrain to try and get back the woman that Dow lost.
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsJan-Michael VincentJack CarterMindi MillerThe pulsating, passion-driven story of a man, his wife, and the lovers they play their nasty cat and mouse games with. Like repelling magnets, obsessive passion drives them apart as a psychotic lust locks them together in a tangled web of murderous sexual intrigue. Deadly Embrace; the story of one woman's fatal attraction to the only man she must kill to possess - her husband.
- DirectorJohn StewartStarsGregory Scott CumminsWilliam Hubbard KnightBarri MurphyAfter her boyfriend is murdered by the gangsters whose diamonds he stole, a girl is protected by two FBI agents who plan to keep her from sharing the same fate.
- DirectorDavid SchmoellerStarsJohn SaxonJoseph CulpRobin FratesAn old man, who has been near a fallen meteor, starts to get younger and younger, with a terrible thirst for blood.
- DirectorJ.R. BookwalterStarsMichael ToddBogdan PecicMaria MarkovicA scientist helps a comic-book artist to become the superhero he has created in order to battle a vicious gang of rapists.
- DirectorMychel ArsenaultStarsDorian Joe ClarkRichard ZemanMark RuelA group of teenagers training for the national Power Commando championship games mistakenly find themselves on land owned by drug merchants. With only harmless paint bullets as their weapons, they must match their skills against live ammunition and the ruthless men behind it.
- DirectorRoger MendeStarsDavid CarradineYung Henry YuHugo StiglitzGovernor Joe Rouke's (Carradine) daughter is kidnapped by South American Terrorists while she is on tour with the Children for World Peace Choir. Kung Fu Master 'Ly', Joe and eight beautiful deadly women (The Panthers), mount an explosive rescue mission.
- DirectorMichael HawesStarsMel NovakPam PhillipsJack StarrettA family on Christmas vacation visits a desert town called Sutterville, where a massacre had been committed 40 years prior, and discovers they had something to do with it. Meanwhile, the local police arrests a mysterious drifter.
- DirectorMychel ArsenaultStarsRon LeaCatherine ColveyTom RackWhen a gargoyle falls off a church during a storm, a scientist and his assistant take it back to their lab, where they are doing genetic experiments. However, the gargoyle is possessed by an evil spirit and starts to interfere in their experiments.
- DirectorHarbance KumarStarsJohn AltamuraMyla ChurchillRuth CollinsIn order to raise money to make an action movie, two actors start their own religion. However, things don't go exactly as planned.If it can be found!
- DirectorAlexander TabriziStarsKato KaelinRodney UenoJudea BrittainA young Japanese entrepreneur is set on a quest by his wealthy father to find the world's best opening line in order to "get the girl". But when they stumble upon a sure-fire love potion, mayhem ensues.
- DirectorFrans NelStarsRobin SmithJohn BarrettKryska WitkowskaA private eye investigates fraud in the world of horse racing.
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsElizabeth KaitanSteven Craig DaughertyJohn SchouweilerA brainy girl turns bimbo and a football star turns brainy in order to attract each other's attention, only to discover that they liked each other the way they were in the first place.
- DirectorCharles BandStarsAshley TesoroTim RedwineDaniel HartleyTommy has just joined the cast of the top-rated kids' show, "Captain Mike's Mystery Monsters," and is anxious to find out just how the special effects crew gets the monsters to work. Imagine his surprise when he discovers they're not special effects at all! Adding to the situation, the monsters' original owner, evil Queen Mara, has returned to Earth to reclaim her property and take revenge on Captain Mike for stealing them.
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsJosh HammondDanielle HooverMichele NordinTwo nerdish high school students turn into high-tech superheroes when they accidentally stumble onto a hidden cache of alien armor and weaponry in the school's basement. What will they do, though, when the extraterrestrial treasure's owner comes back to reclaim it?
- DirectorDaniel PetersonStarsRobin StilleMary LoganAnn MichaelsKenny (Ken Abraham) is obsessed with vampires, so much so that he joins the ranks of the 'Vampire Knights' a fan club for a late-night TV program hosted by Sir Peterson (Pierre Turson) and proudly shells out for a 'Vampire Knights' medallion. Kenny takes this all so seriously much to the amusement of his flatmates Bobbie (Billy Frank) and Tom (Thomas Kingsley) who he constantly tries to enlist. But Kenny's obsession may just have it's uses;'while at a party three strangers appear, Tasar (Robin Stille), Zane (Ann Michaels) and Ellissa (Mary Logan), drawn to the 'Vampire Knights' medallion, the girls follow the boys home for a private party of their own.
- DirectorArne MattssonStarsRod TaylorValerie PerrineChristopher LeeIn a Canadian village, women are being killed by a psychopath. Chief Superintendent Rich and Superintendent McLane have no leads in the case until McLane shoots a suspect. From that moment on, the killing spree seems to have ended, but apparently the killer picks yet another victim.
- DirectorMichael DavisStarsJ.D. DanielsAmy StochPatrick RennaA young boy finds a crate of green beans. When they're planted, they grow a beanstalk to the clouds, where a castle of giants are habited.
- DirectorAlbert PyunStarsBlanka CopikovaAndrew DivoffMichal GucíkAlex shoots again. She has to kill a man, but shoots the wrong one. A high ransom is set on her, so she is visited by some head hunters. Well, she only could sit and wait and hope for a friend's help.
- DirectorConstantino MagnattaStarsAudrey LandersPeter ReadDean Richards Wiancko"Freakshow" is a 1989 horror anthology movie.
- DirectorJames LemmoStarsDennis FarinaLeo RossiFran DrescherComedy about two misfits who lose a borrowed ten grand from a mob kingpin and must flee from New York to Los Angeles--where they get involved in a caper involving a video of Senators in compromising positions. When they're given a cool million for the video, they are then pursued for that money, which brings about a surprise ending to their bungling adventures.
- DirectorJames GlickenhausStarsJesse Cameron-GlickenhausVeronica Cameron-GlickenhausJoanna PaculaYoung Jesse travels through time trying to stop a bunch of evil, virtual, fight managers from destroying Earth.
- DirectorRoss HagenStarsAlexandraJohn HaydenHoward HonigEvil spirits that emerge from cans of old movie film terrorize a neighborhood.
- DirectorGeorge MihalkaStarsDavid WarnerMichael IronsideKate VernonA man takes three co-workers hostage while working overtime on Thanksgiving weekend. He has no demands.
- DirectorSteve CohenStarsBilly BlanksRoddy PiperRichard NortonElmo Freech is a private investigator who is contacted by CIA agent John Portland, who suffers from amnesia, to reveal a dubious case of drug smuggling involving big fish from Washington, D.C. and the CIA.
- DirectorPhilip MarcusMarvin G. LipschultzStarsAldo RaySandy BrookeVerónica Porche AliFrank Morris one of only three men to escape from Alcatraz Island prison returns twenty five years later to his former place of incarceration to find a map that will lead him to a fortune.
- DirectorAaron OsborneDave ParkerStarsMichael GuerinJerry LentzJon SimantonPlanet Patrol agent Mogyar allies with a team of human planetary guardians to stop the plans of evil galactic overlord Lord Doom when he sends a gargantuan monster called Kraa to destroy the Earth.
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsElizabeth KaitanTroy VincentLesli KayA man crash lands on a Western themed planet inhabited by beautiful women.
- DirectorTed NicolaouStarsAndrew SmithJohn BluthalRay BrightA man tries to build a theme park on top of land that's secretly the home to friendly leprechauns.
- DirectorAna ClavellJames Glenn DudelsonStarsLaurie BaranyayStan KlimeckoJohn F. Henry IIIn 1968, in the Ravenside Military Hospital in a military facility in Pennsylvania, the army loses control of an experiment of a lethal bacteriologic weapon that changes the DNA and transforms human beings into zombies. A group of soldiers is sent to the hospital to eliminate the infected staff and interns but private DeLuca steals a test tube with the virus and hides it inside a vacuum flask. He is transformed into a zombie and killed but the vacuum flask falls in the grass. In the present days, a group of patients in the mental institution Ravenside Memorial Hospital finds the vacuum flask and later when one of them opens the vessel, the culture tube drops on the floor of a bathroom contaminating the group and their Dr. Donwynn.
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsGeorge PeckEmily HarrisonJosh GreenA scientist attempts to master the art of transferring people's souls into puppets.Should have been riffed on before Retro Puppet Master.
- DirectorTed NicolaouStarsDrake BellAndrew KeirJames EllisIn the remote Scottish Highlands, a place steeped in myth and mystery, there lives a boy wizard. His name is John McGowan and his only true friend is Yowler, the last dragon on Earth. But Yowler is in terrible danger. His arch enemy, the Dark Knight, has returned and is determined to slay the dragon so that he might use the magical powers of the creature's blood to unleash a new age of darkness on the planet. Only young John can save Yowler...and so begins the ultimate battle between good and evil.
- DirectorDave FleischerMyron WaldmanStarsMargie HinesJack MercerLots of gags as the little guy fights the bad guy. The insects are living together peacefully, and everybody is going along with their daily business as the evil ant-eater is attacking the hive. Luckily a little hero is there to save the day.
- DirectorAna ClavellJames Glenn DudelsonStarsStephanie PetteeRoy AbramsohnSusan SchrammThis second sequel to Creepshow (1982) features five new tales of horror: "Alice", "The Radio", "Call Girl", "The Professor's Wife", and "Haunted Dog".
- DirectorCiro IppolitoBiagio ProiettiStarsBelinda MayneMark BodinRoberto BarreseA spaceship lands back on Earth after a failed mission, but the astronauts have been replaced by hideous creatures that can penetrate people's bodies and make them explode. A group of cave explorers are attacked by the monsters inside an underground cave, but the survivors are in for a surprise when they finally manage to escape the trap...Not a bad movie, but frankly, should have been riffed on before Contamination.
- DirectorDavid BradleyStarsWalter StockerAudrey CaireCarlos RivasNazi madmen preserve Hitler's brain on a small tropical island until the time is right to resurrect him and, along with him, the Third Reich.
- DirectorPeter ManoogianStarsTrever O'BrienAshley TesoroJoey SimmrinDrama about a 12-year-old boy who fantasises about having enough money to be able to cure his grandmother's serious heart condition. When he finds himself in a haunted house, the mysterious owner 'grants' him one wish - the Midas touch. The boy soon learns that it is more of a curse than a blessing when everything he touches turns into gold.
- DirectorKinji FukasakuStarsMasao KusakariTsunehiko WataseIsao NatsuyagiAfter a virus devastates the global human population, survivors in Antarctica desperately try to find a cure and save the human race.The 108 minute cut of the film.
- DirectorDeran SarafianStarsDennis ChristopherMartin HewittLynn-Holly JohnsonThree American friends travelling through Spain get stuck in a remote town where something very dangerous is changing the town's people.
- DirectorChris du ToitStarsAlwyn van der MerweBrümilda van RensburgGavin van den BergA final year medical student goes on the run after bring implicated in the hit and run death of a fellow student.
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsMichelle BauerDe'Ann PowerDavid A. PooleA woman relates to her psychiatrist the many affairs that she and her blonde girlfriend have had, mainly with younger men.
- DirectorSteve BarnettStarsJeff WincottBrigitte NielsenLuca Bercovici"Law and order" mayorial candidate Brigitte Nielsen is the ruthless and racist leader of a secret neo-fascist group out to take control of the city by whatever means necessary.