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- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanFranchesca CliffordTrey ParkerCartman's dream about being abducted by aliens turns out to have actually happened, and when the aliens take Kyle's brother, all of them must find a way to bring the aliens back and confront them.6/10 (Worst Season 1 Episode)
- DirectorTrey ParkerMatt StoneStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellTrey ParkerKathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present an award to Cartman, and Mr. Garrison hopes to use the event to assassinate her.6/10
- DirectorMatt StoneTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanTrey ParkerMatt StoneThe kids go hunting with the rather trigger happy Jimbo and Ned. Little do they know that a volcano is on the verge of erupting.7/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanTrey ParkerMatt StoneStan becomes distracted from the upcoming football game because his dog is gay, so he turns to the gayest man in town for advice, Big Gay Al.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellTrey ParkerKyle tries to crossbreed an elephant with a pig to win a science contest.7/10
- DirectorMatt StoneTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellTrey ParkerGrampa wants Stan to kill him, the parents all want to kill the Terrance and Philip show, and Death just wants to kill someone.8/10
- DirectorMatt StoneTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellTrey ParkerThe living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothers judged a costume contest.9/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellJesse Brant HowellThe boys sponsor a starving Ethiopian child, only to have him show up on their doorstep.7/10
- DirectorMatt StoneTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellJesse Brant HowellThe town is forced to remove anything that either has anything to do with Christmas or is offensive in the least bit to anyone. And Kyle tries to convince everyone of the existence of "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo."9/10 (Best Season 1 Episode)
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellTrey ParkerThe son of Satan called Damien is sent to Earth to find Jesus. Jesus and Satan end up in a fight of good and evil. The only problem is it's the same date as Cartman's birthday.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellTrey ParkerStan develops a crush on a substitute teacher, which makes his girlfriend Wendy jealous. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison has plastic surgery.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanTrey ParkerMatt StoneBarbra Streisand comes to South Park after she learns that the boys have discovered a mysterious ancient stone. She hopes to unlock the stone's magical powers and transform herself into a deadly robotic giant.7/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanTrey ParkerMatt StoneEric Cartman goes on a quest to find out who his father was. But when he learns who his mother slept with matters get complicated... because she slept with everybody in town.8/10
- 1997– 22mTV-146.2 (3.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneTerrance and Phillip must go to Iran to rescue Terrance's kidnapped daughter. Meanwhile Saddam Hussein takes over Canada.7/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe boys get snowed in at the hospital while waiting to learn the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople resort to cannibalism when they get snowed in.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanMr. Barbrady goes back to school after it is discovered that he is illiterate. As he learns to read, a criminal is on the loose molesting all the chickens in South Park.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanMr. Mackey is fired from school after losing a marijuana sample in class and winds up becoming a druggie, and Kyle tries to keep his brother Ike from having his bris after he finds out what will take place during the ceremony.10/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe people of South Park attempt to raise awareness of the school nurse's disability. Meanwhile, the boys travel to China to compete in a dodge ball championship.7/10
- 1997– 22mTV-147.5 (3.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe kids get revenge on Jimbo and Ned after they fail their report on Vietnam. However, their practical joke sparks a fierce ratings war between "Jesus and Pals" and Jimbo and Ned's hunting program.7/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanAs their school bus teeters over the edge of a cliff, the boys recall past memories.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanSummer at South park is not going well: fireworks are banned, and a giant ash snake is ravaging the countryside.7/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanHollywood big-shots try to turn South Park into another Sundance. However, they wreak havoc on the town's eco-system, which could cause Mr. Hankey to die.6/10 (Worst Season 2 Episode)
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe boys get angry and seek revenge when they discover that their parents orchestrated a sleepover at Kenny's house so they could all get chickenpox.9/10
- 1997– 22mTV-147.5 (3K)TV EpisodeDirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe boys investigate a mysterious conspiracy centered around the South Park Planetarium. Meanwhile, Cartman auditions for a TV commercial.7/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanStan builds a clubhouse so he can play truth or dare with Wendy. Meanwhile, he deals with his parents' unexpected divorce.10/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanAll of South Park's cows become mesmerized by the town's new Wooden Cow Memorial. Meanwhile, the kids' plan to win a Terence and Philip doll from a carney at the Cow Days festival becomes complicated and dangerous.7/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe boys organize a music festival to raise money when Chef is sued by a record company.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanStan thinks his new pet fish is evil after it kills two people in his bedroom. Also, the parallel-universe version of Cartman shows up in South Park, and everyone likes him more than the real Cartman.10/10 (Best Season 2 Episode)
- DirectorEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanStan, Kyle and Kenny go to Nebraska to spend Christmas with Eric's family. Meanwhile, Charlie Manson escapes from prison with Eric's uncle, and the boys help teach him the true meaning of Christmas.9/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanA school assignment pairs the boys up with Tweek, a neurotic boy who claims that gnomes are stealing his underwear. Meanwhile, Tweek's father fights against a corporation that is stealing his business.9/10
- DirectorEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanKyle and Stan fight over what to name a man they found frozen in ice from 1996. Meanwhile, the government attempts to steal the frozen man.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe gang gets lost in the rain forest after going to Costa Rica with a singing tour.8/10
- DirectorMatt StoneStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanRandy Marsh becomes a national hero after he discovers the reason why South Park residents are spontaneously combusting. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan have a plan to help Kyle's dad get a res-erection.9/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe boys try to save Chef from a woman who is stealing him from them. Meanwhile, Cartman gets glasses.9/10
- DirectorMatt StoneStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanA surviving breed of dinosaur is discovered in South Park, but no one (except Cartman) can stand them.7/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe boys pit two classmates against each other for entertainment. Meanwhile, Kenny takes a home economics class.8/10
- DirectorEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanSouth Park Elementary is nearly bankrupt when Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanCartman deals with an abusive babysitter, her boyfriend, and a cat in heat when his mother goes to a party.9/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanStan is stuck playing with Butters and Pip at a party. Meanwhile, Randy and Gerald experiment with their sexuality.10/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanKenny comes with Kyle to Jewish Camp and almost witnesses the destruction of the Jewish faith.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe rock band Korn visits South Park during Halloween to solve the mystery of the pirate ghosts that are terrifying the town.10/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe kids get hooked on a brainwashing violent cartoon from Japan which turns them against the American government.10/10 (Best Season 3 Episode)
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe boys have a hard time relating to two new students who have been home schooled.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe government tries to hunt down Starvin' Marvin after he steals an alien spaceship.7/10 (Worst Season 3 Episode)
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneIsaac HayesA drunken Civil War re-enactment leads to an actual Civil War breaking out.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanMr. Hankey hosts a collection of Christmas songs sung by South Park characters.7/10
- DirectorEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEliza SchneiderStan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the start of the new millennium.7/10
- DirectorEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEliza SchneiderThe boys feud with New Yorkers at a gathering of elementary school kids. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father.9/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneDebi DerryberryThe boys enter the world of organized crime when they realize they can make money from the tooth fairy with other children's teeth.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneDebi DerryberryCartman is sent to juvenile hall after he throws a rock at a black child.10/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEliza SchneiderA handicapped boys' arrival in class leads to protest. Meanwhile, the boys are diagnosed with ADD and heavily medicated.9/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEliza SchneiderThe Marshes adopt a group of Romanian Quintuplets after they are orphaned in South Park. However, soon the Romanian government demands them back. Meanwhile, Kenny develops a talent for singing.7/10
- DirectorEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEliza SchneiderCartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother.10/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEliza SchneiderKyle needs a kidney transplant, and Cartman is the only suitable donor. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison writes a novel.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEliza SchneiderChef protests the racist South Park flag.8/10
- 1997– 22mTV-MA8.0 (2.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMilan AgnoneRandy is outraged when Stan and the other boys start a boy band.10/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMilan AgnoneThe boys become obsessed with religion after a sermon about hell scares them. Meanwhile, Saddam returns to Hell and tries to dispose of Satan's new boyfriend.9/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneDian BacharCartman becomes an evangelical preacher when the boys break off from their church. Meanwhile, the feud between Saddam and Chris continues.9/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEliza SchneiderThe boys deal with a strict new teacher and experiment with time travel as Mr. Garrison comes to terms with his sexuality.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneIsaac HayesCartman's new trapper keeper threatens to assimilate the town unless Kyle and a robot from the future can stop it.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneIsaac HayesCartman goes overboard directing a Thanksgiving production of "The Miracle Worker." Meanwhile, Timmy develops a bond with a runt turkey named Gobbles.8/10
- DirectorEric StoughStarsMalcolm McDowellTrey ParkerMatt StonePip attends boarding school in an adaptation of "Great Expectations."5/10 (Worst Season 4 Episode)
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneIsaac HayesCartman is outraged when he is sent to fat camp by his mother. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for a "Jackass" style TV show.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneIsaac HayesThe boys tell the police that their parents molest them and soon there are no adults left in South Park. However, without authority figures, society crumbles.10/10 (Best Season 4 Episode)
- DirectorAdrien BeardStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneIsaac HayesWhen everyone in South Park decides to forgo presents and celebrate a non-materialistic holiday season, the boys try to bring the spirit of commercialism back to Christmas by making an animated film.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneNico AgnoneSociety is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word "shit" on the air.7/10 (Worst Season 5 Episode)
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallThe boys fight to get Big Gay Al reinstated as their scout leader, and Timmy is jealous of the new handicapped kid in town, Jimmy.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallStan enlists the help of an elite team of religious leaders including Jesus and Mohammed to help him rescue Kyle from a cult.8/10
- DirectorEric StoughStarsJonny GreenwoodRadioheadTrey ParkerCartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money.10/10
- 1997– 22mTV-MA7.0 (2.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEliza SchneiderThe boys attempt to reunite their idols Terrance & Philip after the Canadian duo has a falling out. Meanwhile, South Park falls under the control of environmentalists.7/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallCartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God.10/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneIsaac HayesImproper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneVernon ChatmanThe boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie.9/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMohammad BabakThe boys come face to face with Osama Bin Laden after they are mistakenly shipped to Afghanistan.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardCartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton as a prank, but is disturbed when a couple arrives in South Park claiming it was a picture of their missing son.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallKyle's cousin Kyle, a negative Jewish stereotype, comes to town to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison comes up with an only-slightly more pleasant alternative to airline travel.8/10
- DirectorEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardA class war ensues in South Park when it becomes a hot spot for rich celebrities. Meanwhile, Token feels rejected by his friends and goes to live with lions.9/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallThe boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal disease. Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research.10/10 (Best Season 5 Episode)
- DirectorEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJohn 'Nancy' HansenButters' mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses.10/10