100 Absolute Weirdest Movies Of All Time (aka: You Won't Need Drugs Anymore)
newly added: "Flesh of the Void " "eXistenZ" "Antiviral"
These movies prove that the first thing some people do when getting their hands on a movie camera is... drop acid.
The movies on this list are serious WTF?! movies and a major step up from many other lists of weird mainstream movies. Some on this list are disturbing to casual movie goers. I'll give warnings for the more disturbing films.
For an appetizer, may I suggest this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVT8w9437-0
These movies prove that the first thing some people do when getting their hands on a movie camera is... drop acid.
The movies on this list are serious WTF?! movies and a major step up from many other lists of weird mainstream movies. Some on this list are disturbing to casual movie goers. I'll give warnings for the more disturbing films.
For an appetizer, may I suggest this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVT8w9437-0
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- DirectorMillard MercuryStarsEwing TordellaEdith TrublanchetA humongous and obese anthropomorphic swine dressed like a fine gentleman in a fancy dinner attire tries to make a pass at a solitary lady having a picnic.There are so many good "odd" movies from the silent era. They were my kind of peeps apparently!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU4W858uiGY - DirectorDavid SandbergStarsDavid SandbergJorma TacconeSteven ChewIn 1985, Kung Fury, the toughest martial artist cop in Miami, goes back in time to kill the worst criminal of all time - Kung Führer, a.k.a. Adolf Hitler.Holy-moly this movie is SO MUCH FUN!!!
sample:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6CMMunWB50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg&t=339s - DirectorJim HoskingStarsMichael St. MichaelsSky ElobarElizabeth De RazzoRonnie runs a Disco walking tour with his son, Brayden. When a sexy woman takes the tour, it begins a competition between father and son for her love. It also signals the arrival of an oily strangler who stalks the streets at night.*DISTURBING
Juuuussssst a skosh off-putting and my first "disturbing" warning. But so AWESOME too!
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https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-the-greasy-strangler-full-8037 - DirectorHarmony KorineStarsRachel KorineBrian KotzurTravis NicholsonFollows the lives of a small group of sociopathic elderly people in Nashville, Tennessee.I said Absolute Weirdest Movies Of All Time. I didn't say they were good... and this is AWFUL. It is nearly impossible to watch because it is pointless and absurdly boring. The premise is interesting though. After director/writer Harmony Korine heard in the news that an elderly man (70 something y.o.)had been arrested for window peeping, he got to wondering; what other weird pervo things might old people be up to? So he made a VHS tape-styled, "found footage" film to suppose the answer.
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https://archive.org/details/trashhumpers2009festivaldvdripxvidexvid - DirectorShin'ya TsukamotoStarsTomorô TaguchiKei FujiwaraNobu KanaokaA businessman accidentally kills The Metal Fetishist, who gets his revenge by slowly turning the man into a grotesque hybrid of flesh and rusty metal.Mildly disturbing.
- DirectorShin'ya TsukamotoStarsTomorô TaguchiShin'ya TsukamotoNobu KanaokaWhen metal-worshipping fanatics abduct his son, a father unleashes his dormant destructive power, as his naked rage transforms the once-feeble flesh into a grisly symbiosis of metal and tissue. Who dares to defy the ultimate body-hammer?Mildly disturbing.
- DirectorLloyd KaufmanStarsJason YachaninKate GrahamAllyson SereboffZombified chickens attempt to kill the fast-food workers that cook them in a restaurant built on an ancient burial ground.*DISTURBING
EXCELLENT Gross-out T&A humor and comical gore along with repulsive sex acts about chicken mutated zombies...
annnnnd...
it's a musical...
as well as my new crack cocaine. I LOVE this movie with all my heart and soul! But I didn't at first.
I watched this going in unprepared. The Zombie butt-plug and underwear out the rectum was not making me happy. At all. Then the first song hit... and when anyone is crappily break dancing while singing:
"As Jesus said as he died,
'Yo biznatch please,
Revenge!!!
...is a dish best served fried.'"
well... I'm not going to NOT be a fan. It's a tried and true formula:
Crappy dance + hilarious song = favorite movie status.
Always listen to your heart.
watch here:
https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-poultrygeist-night-of-the-chicken-dead-full-7407
or here:
https://bingewatch.to/movie/watch-poultrygeist-night-of-the-chicken-dead-hd-7407 - DirectorNobuhiko ÔbayashiStarsKimiko IkegamiMiki JinboKumiko ÔbaA schoolgirl and six of her classmates travel to her aunt's country home, which turns out to be haunted.This film was CLEARLY a work of love. The HOURS that must have been put into this movie is astonishing!
sample:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHnk8Sbu26Q
watch here:
https://theflixertv.to/watch-movie/watch-house-full-9650.2521040 - DirectorRichard ElfmanStarsGene CunninghamMarie-Pascale ElfmanVirginia RoseThe bizarre and musical tale of a girl who travels to another dimension through the gateway found in her family's basement.If you are trying to cut back on Oscar worthy films, this one will help.
Let's suppose you smoked some crack, then meth, then DMT, then dropped fry, all at the same time, then you fell down, accidentally ate a magic mushroom, struck your head on a drainage pipe that was leaking raw sewage and flopped - unconscious - into a pool of toxic waste... this movie is what you would have dreamt about. Now, you can avoid all that trouble by simply watching this movie; in which case, you'll lose 74 minutes of your life instead of the 15 years you'd suffer being a drooling glow in the dark vegetable by doing it the other way.
Sample:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul0Zs3GjcH4le
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https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-forbidden-zone-full-64 - DirectorVeit HelmerStarsDenis LavantChulpan KhamatovaPhilippe ClayIn a desolate and colorless landscape stands a dilapidated bathhouse run by a puffed-up blind man, his long-suffering wife, and their son Anton, who does all the work. He's lonely and unsophisticated, and he falls in love with the beautiful Eva, who comes to bathe with her father. When Eva and her father lose their home, they come to the bathhouse to stay, but bits of the ceiling fall on the old man and he dies. Eva blames Anton, and she seems to seek the arms of the brute Gregor. Can Anton win back her heart, get the bathhouse through a rigorous government inspection, and help keep his parents employed? Waiting out there somewhere is the paradise isle of Tuvalu.watch here:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/0HOJE0J2OGGFREEEU9Z5VECSPE/ref=atv_dl_rdr?tag=justusbyur-20
or here:
https://www.kanopy.com/en/signup?destination=%2Fproduct%2Ftuvalu - DirectorRoger VadimStarsJane FondaJohn Phillip LawAnita PallenbergIn the 41st century, an astronaut partakes in sexy misadventures while seeking to stop an evil scientist who threatens to bring evil back into the galaxy.watch here:
https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-barbarella-full-53633 - DirectorH. Tjut DjalilStarsIlona Agathe BastianYos SantoSofia W.D.A woman researches a book that takes her to the black magic cult of Leák in Bali. She meets an evil witch who promises to train her dark arts. But she is tricked and turned into a flying vampire with internal organs hanging from her neck.mildly disturbing
- DirectorLeos CaraxStarsDenis LavantEdith ScobEva MendesA man boards a limousine to be driven to his day's work: nine mysterious "appointments."
- DirectorJoaquín CociñaCristóbal LeónStarsAmalia KassaiRainer KrauseKarina HylandTells the story of Maria, a young woman who takes refuge in a house in southern Chile after escaping from a German colony.watch here:
https://tubitv.com/movies/610454/the-wolf-house - DirectorJan SvankmajerStarsKristýna KohoutováCamilla PowerA surrealistic revision of Alice in Wonderland.watch here:
https://easterneuropeanmovies.com/adventure/alice - DirectorJan SvankmajerStarsPetr MeisselGabriela WilhelmováBarbora HrzánováSix people unknowingly form a cycle of masturbation as they each cause others to privately indulge in their fetishes.watch here:
https://easterneuropeanmovies.com/comedy/conspirators-of-pleasure - DirectorYoshihiro NishimuraStarsEihi ShiinaItsuji ItaoYukihide BennyIn future Tokyo, a young woman in the privatized police force tracks down her father's killer while battling against mutant rebels known as engineers.*DISTURBING
On my list of "Absolute Most Disturbing Movies of All Time". - DirectorBrian VadimStarsJamie Marie HanniganBrian VadimRj VadimDr. Adams cultivates pig-human hybrids for organ transplants. One of the products, "Eve", was created to substitute for his lost love. His bodiless AI entity, Sahra, foils his plan in this nostalgic nod to B movie "creature features".This wasn't filmed in 2021, but it was released in 2021. As with many ultra weird movies, this one is pretty much unwatchable. Fun at first, but quickly tiresome.
watch here:
https://www.downloads-anymovies.co/added_movies/sustainable-life-with-unlimited-transformations-2021-watch-full-movie-online-free.html - DirectorGen SekiguchiStarsTadanobu AsanoReika HashimotoKyôko KoizumiFive bizarre stories with no apparent connection to one and other eventually become intertwined, resulting in surreal circumstances.watch here:
https://archive.org/details/survive-style-5-dvd-hq_202105 - DirectorDonald G. JacksonStarsSuzanne SolariJeff HutchinsonShaun MichelleIn a futuristic society, rebels fighting against a fascist state are aided by a group of roller-skating nuns called the Bod Sisters.watch here:
https://tubitv.com/movies/100002698/roller-blade - DirectorE. Elias MerhigeStarsBrian SalzbergDonna DempseyStephen Charles BarryPresented in a surreal, gory and entirely visual manner, Begotten tells of the death of religion, the abuse of nature by Man and a nihilistic outlook on what life ultimately is.watch here:
https://www.effedupmovies.com/begotten-1990/ - DirectorJocelyn DeBoerDawn LuebbeStarsJocelyn DeBoerDawn LuebbeBeck BennettSuburban soccer moms find themselves constantly competing against each other in their personal lives as their kids settle their differences on the field.I have this movie at 6 stars, but I am tempted to bump it up to 10 (10 stars just means it's a personal fave of mine). I really liked it while watching it, and its "feel" has stuck with me well after seeing it. The fun refreshing thing about this movie is, boy does it take the piss out of current liberal ideologies, and it does so in a way that is quite clever. Two examples, of many, is when the lead character gives her baby away to her friend on a whim, then spends the rest of the movie asking for it back - with an irritated "No" being the answer every time. She finally asks a black woman if she can have her young daughter, and when told "No", she takes the child without permission. The analogies being she had "aborted" her baby and regretted it only to find she couldn't undo what she had done. She then "adopted" a black child. (White adoption of black children being something that angers many vocal left-wing pundits.)
The other example is when her older boy turns into a dog. This odd turn is barely questioned by anybody even as everyone must now adjust to letting a dog be treated as a human. There is some issue on the soccer field, however, when the referee declares the "dog" is not eligible to play, while the dad complains that his son is being singled out because he is now suddenly the fastest player on the field. Obviously this bit is commentary on both the ridiculous concept of "being" whatever you claim you are (and if that offends you, just know that I identify as being correct on this one, sorry, but: checkmate); as well as the pathetic trend of allowing men to dominate women's sports. All of these incredibly stealthy jabs at modern liberalism are delivered in a world of strange, plastic fakery that is full of absurd, shallow, fake people oozing with passive aggressiveness.
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https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-greener-grass-full-13382 - DirectorAlberto SciammaStarsMelinda ClarkeJason DurrMapi GalánThis horror story involves a woman hiding out with four pastel colored poodles in a desert gas station with the loot from a heist while her boy friend does prison time. A meteorite crashes near the station transforming the woman into an alien being with a gigantic voracious tongue and her poodles are transformed into four drag queens. The whole thing grows even weirder as her boy friend escapes from prison and also encounters the meteorite, as does a mute Nun who is converted into a sexy drum majorette. Pursued by the prison officials who are after him, the whole group eventually come into conflict.Slow, but so quirky, irreverent and weird that it is a great movie for any cinephile who hasn't seen it.
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https://www.downloads-anymovies.co/added_movies/Killer-tongue-1996-watch-full-movie-online-free.html - DirectorDavid LynchStarsJack NanceCharlotte StewartAllen JosephHenry Spencer tries to survive his industrial environment, his angry girlfriend, and the unbearable screams of his newly born mutant child.Mildly disturbing.
- DirectorDavid LynchStarsKarolina GruszkaKrzysztof MajchrzakGrace ZabriskieAs an actress begins to adopt the persona of her character in a film, her world becomes nightmarish and surreal.
- DirectorAlejandro JodorowskyStarsAlejandro JodorowskyBrontis JodorowskyJosé LegarretaA mysterious black-clad gunfighter wanders a mystical Western landscape encountering multiple bizarre characters.Mildly disturbing.
- DirectorAlejandro JodorowskyStarsAlejandro JodorowskyHoracio SalinasZamira SaundersIn a corrupt, greed-fueled world, a powerful alchemist leads a messianic character and seven materialistic figures to the Holy Mountain, where they hope to achieve enlightenment.Mildly disturbing.
- DirectorPeter JacksonStarsDanny MulheronDonna AkerstenStuart DevenieMultiple animals and insects experience the sleazier side of show business while working on a variety show.Mildly disturbing.
- DirectorKatsuhito IshiiHajime IshimineShunichirô MikiStarsAndrew AlfieriHideaki AnnoMoyoco AnnoAn outrageous collection of surreal, short attention span non-sequiturs largely revolving around Guitar Brother, his randy older sibling, and the pair's portly Caucasian brother.This movie was made a LEGEND from one single clip loaded to YouTube titled: "Weirdest Video You Will EVER See! GUARANTEED!"
And had the whole movie been as weird as this clip, which I will share, the movie would have been the greatest "Oh Holy Mother of GOD!" movie ever made.
Unfortunately, there are very few moments (2 or 3) that are anywhere near this level of accidental brain over-load induced aneurysm. Which is a shame, because this shit is fricken brilliant in just how far out of the box they managed to get. See the best part for yourself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAkn_uVNa8o
Now you have basically seen the movie. But if you insist on watching the full thing, in all its pointless slowness then feel free.
watch here:
https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-funky-forest-the-first-contact-full-2502 - DirectorChung-Hsing ChaoChun-Liang ChenStarsHsiao-Lao LinTu ChinSan PengPeach Kid joins Tiny Cock, Tiny Monkey and Tiny Dog to rescue the princess from the Devil's Apple King of Monster Island.I think that, originally, this was a Public Service Announcement warning people to not eat mold. Or paint chips. Something along those lines. Today, however, it has been mistaken for a movie. You decide, here's a sample:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8ySq8keUME
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https://archive.org/details/child-of-peach-1987-full-movie-one-of-the-greatest-fantasy-cult-films-ever-insane-taiwanese-fun - DirectorHark TsuiStarsEkin ChengLouis KooZiyi ZhangBetween the heaven and the Earth exist the Zu's mountain range, where live the immortals of Omei, the highest mountain of Zu, but the kingdom is in danger by Amnesia, a renegade immortal what want to rule Zu and all the world. White Eyebrows, Zu's leader, call to his most experts fighters for to defeat Amnesia until destroy It, but Amnesia hides in the legendary and almost myth Blood Cavern in order to make stronger his powers. While Red, Eyebrows' servant, watches the enter of Blood Cavern, King Sky and the others warriors will try to find a way of exterminate Amnesia with an ancient and powerful mystical swords, hoping to be free of the Amnesia's threat.Again, I didn't say it would be good. But that doesn't mean bad either. In this case, you get two versions if you can find the English dub and not just the subtitled version. Both versions are confusing af. The English dub paints everyone as lucky buffoons. The Cantonese version, instead, has the heroes purposefully making decisions that set them back to the brink of losing the war. It is only after these risky tactical retreats and from a very disadvantaged position, that the "reset" of the Heroes gives them an actual, but slim, chance to begin clawing their way to victory.
sample:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6aCPSWO3Ao
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https://ww2.putlocker-to.com/zu-warriors/ - DirectorHollingsworth MorseStarsJack WildBillie HayesMartha RayeFrom the Land of the Lost producers comes a family comedy filled with mirth, magic and music about a little boy named Jimmy and his fantastic adventures with the dragon H. R. Pufnstuf.Before there was D.A.R.E. to keep kids off drugs, there was Marty and Kroft making a movie they named "Puffing Stuff". And once you watch this "kids" movie, there will be ZERO doubt that this entendre was their intent. On a side note, for the hippies, Mamma Cass plays a witch.
sample:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsgBTon-DMQ
watch here:
https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-pufnstuf-full-66097 - DirectorRobert MorganBobby Yeah is a subhuman creature who experiences a series of increasingly bizarre, nightmarish encounters after stealing a malevolent baby's prized pet.No dialogue. Just stop motion nonsense. I mean, if your into claymation or Jan Svankmajer's work, then sure. But otherwise, you're not going to miss much if you skip this.
trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIcTTKUNSv0
watch here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3W3fHaLHD4 - DirectorEmiliano Rocha MinterStarsNoé HernándezMaría EvoliDiego GamalielAfter wandering a ruined city for years in search of food and shelter, two siblings find their way into one of the last remaining buildings. Inside, they find a man who will make them a dangerous offer to survive the outside world.Mildly disturbing for incest and graphic sex. This is actually uncensored on Tubi... like, WOW
watch here:
https://tubitv.com/movies/553005/we-are-the-flesh-espa-ol
or on effedupmovies if you want to explore a rabbit hole of other movies
https://www.effedupmovies.com/we-are-the-flesh-2016/ - StarsDavid FirthCachetThe surreal life of Salad Fingers, an unknown creature living in an apocalyptic wasteland.A must-have companion for "Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared", the two weird creepy titans of YouTube.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdgnS5dEKxM - DirectorJoseph PellingBecky SloanStarsJoseph PellingBecky SloanBaker TerryThree puppets known as Red Guy, Yellow Guy and Duck learn about creativity from a talking sketchbook.Ohhhhh... you're not surprised to see these guys on here are you??
Say, "Hello!" to your old friends!!
And if you are too young, or somehow managed to not hear about this series of shorts, well...
Say "Hello!" to your new friends!!
And let me say that I am honored to have introduced you!
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https://www.youtube.com/@donthugmeimscared/videos - DirectorHarmony KorineStarsNick SuttonJacob SewellLara ToshLonely residents of a tornado-stricken Ohio town wander the deserted landscape trying to fulfill their boring, nihilistic lives.Interestingly, I noticed that the two older sisters are named Dot and Helen, but the younger sister is not named Betty. These are the three names of the real life, all sister band, called The Shaggs, who sang a song called "Foot Foot" back in the 60s. The song is about their cat named Foot Foot, who has gone missing. It is also the name of Dot and Helen's cat in Gummo, which also goes missing by the end of the movie.
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https://ww2.putlocker-to.com/gummo/ - DirectorKentucker AudleyAlbert BirneyStarsPenny FullerKentucker AudleyGrace GlowickiIn a future where the government records dreams and taxes them, a dream auditor gets caught up in the dreams of an aging eccentric.watch here:
https://theflixertv.to/watch-movie/watch-strawberry-mansion-full-71200.4574902 - DirectorJimmy ScreamerClauzStarsRuby LaroccaBrandon SlagleJoey SmackA troubled group of children living on the same block are haunted by a talking dog named Labby who brings them on surreal hell-rides between different dimensions and time periods.*DISTURBING
If you know about "Food Fight!" or "Joshua and the Promised Land" let me tell you something: they've got NOTHING on this movie when it comes to shitty animation. In addition to being a mucho mondo craptastic CG nightmare, this movie also 100% belongs on this list. This is a total hidden gem of sublimely weird WTF-ery.
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https://ww2.putlocker-to.com/where-the-dead-go-to-die/ - DirectorSoi CheangStarsDonnie YenChow Yun-FatAaron KwokA monkey born from heavenly stone acquires supernatural powers and must battle the armies of both gods and demons to find his place in the heavens.watch here:
https://theflixertv.to/watch-movie/watch-the-monkey-king-full-16276.2509231 - DirectorMike FiggisStarsSura DohnkeFrauke MarienCecilia MoisioA cinematographic adaptation of the dance performance by Ann Van den Broek.Sooo... yeaaaaahhhh...
I've got nothing.
watch here:
https://www.dancefilms.org/2011/08/02/the-cotelette-film/
or here:
https://tubitv.com/movies/669793/the-co-te-lette-film - DirectorDavid LynchStarsNaomi WattsLaura HarringJustin TherouxAfter a car wreck on Mulholland Drive renders a woman amnesiac, she and a Hollywood-hopeful search for clues and answers across Los Angeles in a twisting venture beyond dreams and reality.
- DirectorChuck RussellStarsJim CarreyCameron DiazPeter RiegertBank clerk Stanley Ipkiss is transformed into a manic superhero when he wears a mysterious mask.
- DirectorTim BurtonStarsAlec BaldwinGeena DavisMichael KeatonThe spirits of a deceased couple are harassed by an unbearable family that has moved into their home, and hire a malicious spirit to drive them out.
- DirectorSpike JonzeStarsJohn CusackCameron DiazCatherine KeenerA puppeteer discovers a portal that leads literally into the head of movie star John Malkovich.
- DirectorTim BurtonStarsMichael KeatonDanny DeVitoMichelle PfeifferWhile Batman deals with a deformed man calling himself the Penguin wreaking havoc across Gotham with the help of a cruel businessman, a female employee of the latter becomes the Catwoman with her own vendetta.
- DirectorRobert ZemeckisStarsBob HoskinsChristopher LloydJoanna CassidyWhen a cartoon rabbit is accused of murder, he enlists the help of a burnt out private investigator to prove his innocence.
- DirectorTim BurtonStarsJack NicholsonPierce BrosnanSarah Jessica ParkerEarth is invaded by Martians with unbeatable weapons and a cruel sense of humor.
- DirectorRachel TalalayStarsLori PettyIce-TNaomi WattsA girl is among the few survivors of a dystopian Earth. Riding a war tank, she fights against the tyranny of a mega-corporation that dominates the remaining potable water supply of the planet.This movie is like Carrot Top's prop trunk. There's a girl who rides an ox of some sort, and she has a tank. People are sucked dry of their body fluids for drinking water. An underground society of half kangaroo people are involved, and Oh!, they are lead by O.G. rapper Ice Tea...
- DirectorMichael SchultzStarsTaimakVanityChristopher MurneyIn New York City, a young man searches for a Master to obtain the final level of martial arts mastery known as the Glow.
- DirectorAnnabel JankelRocky MortonStarsBob HoskinsJohn LeguizamoDennis HopperTwo Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world.
- DirectorWillard HuyckStarsLea ThompsonJeffrey JonesTim RobbinsA sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invasion with the help of a nerdy scientist and a struggling female rock singer.
- DirectorRod AmateauStarsAnthony NewleyMackenzie AstinPhil FondacaroDodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies.
- DirectorRalph BakshiStarsGabriel ByrneKim BasingerJanni BrennWhen Jack Deebs was behind bars he found escape by creating Cool World, a cartoon series featuring a vixen named Holli Would. The flesh proves weaker than ink, however, as Holli takes human form in Las Vegas.
- DirectorBobby FarrellyPeter FarrellyStarsLaurence FishburneChris RockDavid Hyde PierceA policeman white blood cell, with the help of a cold pill, must stop a deadly virus from destroying the human they live in, Frank.
- DirectorHenry SelickStarsBrendan FraserBridget FondaJohn TurturroIn a coma, a cartoonist finds himself trapped within his own underground creation and must find a way to get back, while racing against his popular but treacherous character, Monkeybone.
- DirectorRob StefaniukStarsRob StefaniukNicole de BoerBrad McGinnesAn innocent human like alien crashes to Earth and find himself alone in the wilds of northern Canada, and then manipulated by the people he meets.This has GOT to be THE GREATEST hidden gem there is!! My wife and I LOVE, love, LOVE this movie!! And just so you know, Rotten Tomatoes users have it at 6.8.
From a talking, CIA trained, hyper intelligent beaver sniper and the French-Canadian sexy assassin Madame Madame; to the kid's horrible line delivery and his relationship with his father; this movie has SO much dark witty humor and quotable lines it is ridiculous!
"You can move things with your mind and you don't think that's cool??"
"No."
"Moving things with your mind is the coolest fucking thing in the WORLD!"
"O.K."
~
"And what's your name?!"
"Candy."
"Well who doesn't like candy?!"
"My parents."
~
"I want you to know I still respect you... even though you're a prostitute."
"And I still respect you. Even though you have to pay for sex."
Unfortunately:
I can't find this on any free streaming services. - DirectorAllison AndersAlexandre RockwellRobert RodriguezStarsTim RothAntonio BanderasSammi DavisFour interlocking tales that take place in a fading hotel on New Year's Eve.Any fan of Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino, or Tim Roth, should watch this ridiculous 4 part vignette of a Bell-hop's disastrous first night on the job!
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https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-four-rooms-full-61387 - DirectorBrad SilberlingStarsWill FerrellDanny McBrideAnna FrielA space-time vortex sucks scientist Rick Marshall, his assistant Holly and a survivalist Will into a world populated by dinosaurs and painfully slow creatures called Sleestaks.watch here:
https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-land-of-the-lost-full-12565 - DirectorDanny LeinerStarsAshton KutcherSeann William ScottJennifer GarnerTwo potheads wake up after a night of partying and cannot remember where they parked their car.watch here:
https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-dude-wheres-my-car-full-16815 - DirectorMichael LehmannStarsBruce WillisDanny AielloAndie MacDowellA cat burglar is forced to steal Da Vinci works of art for a world domination plot.Another fave of mine that gets a bad wrap. Usually, what happens these days, is a YouTuber doesn't understand a movie, reviews said movie without realizing he doesn't understand it, contaminates however many 10s of thousands who watch his review, then en mass they review bomb the movie.
One reviewer, who believes Hudson Hawk is the worst movie ever made, spent several minutes explaining how an ongoing joke from Bruce Willis made no sense, because the claims of the joke were factually wrong! Bruce Willis was reciting the time it takes to sing numerous songs that Danny Aiello was testing him with. All of Bruce's claimed running times were completely wrong. This angered the reviewer that no one had fact checked the length of the songs!! He was particularly mad that Bruce Willis claimed that Whitney Houston had spent seven minutes and seventeen seconds singing the Star Spangled Banner at Super Bowl 17. Which IS the joke!!! This reviewer actually played Danny Aiello's straight character's response to the erroneous 7 minute claim, which was, and I quote: "You're full of shit." And review dude, having PUT THAT RETORT IN HIS REVIEW, proceeded to explain how Bruce Willis' comment was factually wrong, she would never sing the National Anthem for seven minutes straight, and that she sang at Super Bowl 25, not 17! Really? What was your first hint? If it wasn't the "You're full of shit!" comment, maybe this will help: Super Bowl 25 took place the same year that Hudson Hawk came out, 1991. You can be pretty sure that they are aware that she'd sang at the Super Bowl a LITERAL 4 months earlier and not EIGHT YEARS ago in 1983!! I'm sorry, but that guy needs to stop reviewing movies! (But seriously though, just try to imagine the National Anthem going on for a full 7 minutes!! lmfao!!)
Another reviewer named Emily, didn't like that the "tone" of the movie was all over the place - from serious to cartoonish. I don't know how Hudson Hawk's "tone" could ever be misconstrued as "serious", but invite her to poker, cuz boy howdy, she cannot read a room!
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https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-hudson-hawk-full-17566 - DirectorBo WelchStarsMike MyersSpencer BreslinDakota FanningTwo bored children have their lives turned upside down when a talking cat comes to visit them.
- DirectorStephen ChowStarsStephen ChowWah YuenQiu YuenIn Shanghai, China in the 1940s, a wannabe gangster aspires to join the notorious "Axe Gang" while residents of a housing complex exhibit extraordinary powers in defending their turf.I can't fathom some people. I loaned this movie to my neighbor's 20 something kid who returned the movie to me as if it had touched him inappropriately while he was watching it, and he said to me, in that "I'm not ok, I need an adult" voice, that he didn't like the movie... because the gangsters... had started dancing...
He seriously seemed violated or something. Try and wrap your mind around that, seriously.
I recommend the English dub because there will be A LOT to visually take in... like the dancing.
watch here in English:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/MVyHq4mai7M9/
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https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-kung-fu-hustle-full-18139 - DirectorRobert AltmanStarsRobin WilliamsShelley DuvallRay WalstonThe adventures of the famous sailor man and his friends in the seaside town of Sweethaven.I'm sorry, but this is, without ANY doubt, Robbin Williams greatest performance, bar none; and if you claim otherwise, I will punch you straight in your throat so that you can NEVER LIE AGAIN. There. I said it. Just be ready for some really bizarre atmosphere, like really, this is fever dream inducing dingy-yellow mayonnaise. In other words, it's an acquired taste. I like it.
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https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-popeye-full-12767 - DirectorThomas R. BurmanStarsJohn GloverNancy MetteRichard PortnowThe Hollowheads, a slightly darker and more satirical 80s take on The Jetsons (1962), have their hands full when the head of the family's sleazy and abusive boss invites himself to their family dinner.
- DirectorJulie TaymorStarsEvan Rachel WoodJim SturgessJoe AndersonThe music of The Beatles and the Vietnam War form the backdrop for the romance between an upper-class American girl and a poor Liverpudlian artist.
- DirectorMarc CaroJean-Pierre JeunetStarsMarie-Laure DougnacDominique PinonPascal BenezechPost-apocalyptic surrealist black comedy about the landlord of an apartment building who occasionally prepares a delicacy for his odd tenants.
- DirectorJee-woon KimStarsSong Kang-hoLee Byung-hunJung Woo-sungThe story of two outlaws and a bounty hunter in 1940s Manchuria and their rivalry to possess a treasure map while being pursued by the Japanese army and Chinese bandits.
- DirectorTim BurtonStarsPaul ReubensElizabeth DailyMark HoltonWhen eccentric man-child Pee-wee Herman gets his beloved bike stolen in broad daylight, he sets out across the U.S. on the adventure of his life.
- DirectorJohn HughesStarsAnthony Michael HallIlan Mitchell-SmithKelly LeBrockTwo high-school nerds use a computer program to literally create the perfect woman, who promptly turns their lives upside-down.
- DirectorRobert StevensonWard KimballStarsAngela LansburyDavid TomlinsonRoddy McDowallAn apprentice witch, three kids and a cynical magician conman search for the missing component to a magic spell to be used in the defense of Britain in World War II.
- DirectorTed NicolaouStarsDiane FranklinMary WoronovGerrit Graham"TerrorVision" is a 1986 horror / science fiction movie; telling the tale of when a family's new satellite television system starts receiving signals from another planet, and soon it becomes the passageway to an alien world.
- CreatorMax LandisStarsSamuel BarnettElijah WoodHannah MarksHolistic detective Dirk Gently investigates cases involving the supernatural.
- DirectorDon CoscarelliStarsChase WilliamsonRob MayesPaul GiamattiA new street drug that sends its users across time and dimensions has one drawback: some people return no longer human. Can two college drop-outs save humanity from this silent, otherworldly invasion?
- DirectorNick WillingStarsTina MajorinoWhoopi GoldbergRobbie ColtraneAlice falls down a rabbit hole, and finds herself in Wonderland, a fantasy land of strange characters and ideas.
- DirectorTom SternAlex WinterStarsBrooke ShieldsWilliam SadlerEduardo RicardA vain actor, his best friend, and an activist end up at a mutant freak farm run by a weirdo scientist.Don't get excited when you see Brook Shields on the list of actors. We should be so lucky to have her star in a movie this campy and warped. Instead, she plays a talk show host and says dumb things, like "Tell me what that was like." Come on Brook, Mary Poppins popped hers out. You've been fully nude on film before. Just one titillating sudsy shower scene and then BLAMO! crushed like a bloody grape by the collapsing of the bath tub one floor up!! That's all we want!!!
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https://ww2.putlocker-to.com/freaked/ - DirectorDan AykroydStarsChevy ChaseDan AykroydJohn CandyA businessman and his friends are captured by a sadistic judge and his equally odd family in a bizarre mansion in the backwoods.
- DirectorFrank MillerQuentin TarantinoRobert RodriguezStarsMickey RourkeClive OwenBruce WillisAn exploration of the dark and miserable Basin City and three of its residents, all of whom are caught up in violent corruption.
- DirectorFrank MillerStarsGabriel MachtSamuel L. JacksonScarlett JohanssonRookie cop Denny Colt returns from the beyond as The Spirit, a hero whose mission is to fight against the bad forces in Central City.
- DirectorSias OdendaalMichael PakleppaStarsGlynis JohnsSteve RailsbackRonald FranceAn alien called Nukie searches for his brother Miko, who has been captured by the U.S. government.
- DirectorBobcat GoldthwaitStarsBobcat GoldthwaitJulie BrownBruce BaumShakes is good at his job as party clown - when he's sober and shows up. Five druggy clowns frame him for the murder of his boss.
- DirectorRichard KellyStarsDwayne JohnsonSarah Michelle GellarSeann William ScottDuring a three-day heat wave just before a huge 4th of July celebration, an action star stricken with amnesia meets up with a porn star who is developing her own reality TV project, and a policeman who holds the key to a vast conspiracy.
- DirectorTerry GilliamStarsJonathan PryceKim GreistRobert De NiroA bureaucrat in a dystopic society becomes an enemy of the state as he pursues the woman of his dreams.
- DirectorDavid CronenbergStarsPeter WellerJudy DavisIan HolmAfter developing an addiction to the substance he uses to kill bugs, an exterminator accidentally kills his wife and becomes involved in a secret government plot being orchestrated by giant bugs in a port town in North Africa.watch here:
https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-naked-lunch-full-13816 - DirectorRobert EggersStarsRobert PattinsonWillem DafoeValeriia KaramanTwo lighthouse keepers try to maintain their sanity while living on a remote and mysterious New England island in the 1890s.I really looked forward to this. I was CERTAIN I would like it. I'll be honest, it's indecipherable nonsense; and you'll be dumber for trying to figure it out. It is atmospheric though. A good cinematography and lighting study, if nothing else.
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https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-the-lighthouse-full-2319 - DirectorAnthony HopkinsStarsAnthony HopkinsStella HopkinsChristian SlaterAging screenwriter Felix Bonhoeffer has lived his life in two states of existence: in reality and his own interior world. While working on a murder mystery script, and unaware that his brain is on the verge of implosion, Felix is baffled when his characters start to appear in his life, and vice versa.Go in cold. Its a WTF?? movie; kind of a diet Muholland Drive.
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https://theflixer.tv/movie/watch-slipstream-full-14474 - DirectorDaniel KwanDaniel ScheinertStarsPaul DanoDaniel RadcliffeMary Elizabeth WinsteadA hopeless man stranded on a deserted island befriends a dead body, and together they go on a surreal journey to get home.This one is weird in a different way; like it makes sense by not making sense... if that makes sense.
sample:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v92gXetGqA
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https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-swiss-army-man-full-18437 - DirectorSlava TsukermanStarsAnne CarlislePaula E. SheppardSusan DoukasA small, heroin seeking UFO lands on a Manhattan roof, observes a bizarre, drug addicted fashion model and sucks endorphin from her sexual encounters' brains.Weird for the time, but not now. Worth watching if you want old school trippy-ness.
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https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-liquid-sky-full-1581 - DirectorJim HensonStarsDavid BowieJennifer ConnellyToby FroudSixteen-year-old Sarah must solve a labyrinth to rescue her baby brother when he is taken by the Goblin King.watch here:
https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-labyrinth-full-18142 - DirectorJim HensonFrank OzStarsJim HensonKathryn MullenFrank OzOn another planet in the distant past, a Gelfling embarks on a quest to find the missing shard of a magical crystal, and to restore order to his world.watch here:
https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-the-dark-crystal-full-58164 - DirectorDavid LynchStarsKyle MacLachlanVirginia MadsenFrancesca AnnisA Duke's son leads desert warriors against the galactic emperor and his father's evil nemesis to free their desert world from the emperor's rule.watch here:
https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-dune-full-18047 - DirectorTom HooperStarsJames CordenJudi DenchJason DeruloA tribe of cats called the Jellicles must decide yearly which one will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and come back to a new Jellicle life.This is the first movie I have ever watched in my life, that was unwatchable because it was unintentionally angering.
There has been a lot written about how the CGI "this" and the adaptation "that", and uncanny valley "this n that". But those aren't the issues this movie had. This movie bombed, and angered me, for a very specific issue: it is utter GARBAGE.
Garbage that has been passed off, for nearly a half century, as the "Darling" of sophisticated theater.
For the self proclaimed "Educated", possession of ticket stubs for "Cats" has always been the equivalent of a Doctoral degree on the wall; or a family Coat of Arms over the entrance door. Yet here, for the first time, the masses got to see this crap for what it really is. The doctorate is from a degree mill website. The coat of arms is from another mill.
The plot of Cats SUCKS. Its story SUCKS. The singing SUCKS. The songs SUCK. The WHOLE THING SUCKS; the movie AND the musical; they BOTH SUCK. And THIS is why it bombed.
The whole thing, for nearly 50 years, has been the equivalent of Mark Twain's The Royal Nonesuch. Crowds of viewers praising "Cats" because they are either too stupid or too embarrassed to admit that they payed top dollar to get suckered. For 50 years, the joke "The Aristocrats" has been told and retold on stage to raving reviews. These "fans" of the suckiness that is "Cats", are the low IQ people who are too deep in an echo chamber of idiots to fathom how horrendously awful "Cats" is. And this is where my anger comes from. These morons have self appointed themselves as "enlightened dictators" over us. They dictate what is on TV. They dictate what is on the radio. They dictate what movies we get and what books we are offered. We MUST go through them. And this is why they gave us "Cats", because they like crap and that's what they give us - CRAP.
Oh, and they're allowed to vote in elections.
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https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-cats-full-4663 - DirectorYorgos LanthimosStarsEmma StoneMark RuffaloWillem DafoeAn account of the fantastical evolution of Bella Baxter, a young woman brought back to life by the brilliant and unorthodox scientist Dr. Godwin Baxter.It's not that this is a great movie with mass appeal - it isn't. But of the hundreds of concepts that can come together to make a movie, ie. film style, camera movement, stage design, character concepts, philosophic absurdism and so on, most movies are strong in one or two, and typically lacking in any others. Poor Things, however, has taken on a good dozen or more of these movie concepts, albeit, each one out of relation to the others, and has given us a master class on how to perfect each one, then loosely mix them together into something resembling a movie. It creates a strange parallel world that, although unpleasant, seems strangely familiar too; like a place we would like to visit, but a place we would want to finally get away from even more; and I would say that around half way, this film is ready to be left. For one, amazing set design and gorgeous colors can only be the icing; never the cake. Sadly, this movie is a poorly thought out, 3 ingredient cake someone found the recipe for on YouTube, then smothered with the world's best icing.
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https://theflixertv.to/watch-movie/watch-poor-things-full-103753.10162483 - DirectorZack SnyderStarsEmily BrowningVanessa HudgensAbbie CornishA young girl institutionalized by her abusive stepfather retreats to an alternative reality as a coping strategy and envisions a plan to help her escape.I decided to throw Sucker Punch on this list after I realized that Poor Things is really just Sucker Punch v.2.0. Both have the same bizarre feel of fantasy; of following along in a lucid dream we can hardly understand; the same eye towards beautiful sets and weird wtf? moments... but they have the same faults also. Both champion the fight of women facing stigmas and
sexist societies that the movies both make sure to spell out, absurdly and repeatedly, for us; mainly because these trials that women face exist only in the minds of feminists, and in movies like these.
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https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-sucker-punch-full-18081 - DirectorDonald G. JacksonStarsSuzanne SolariJeff HutchinsonShaun MichelleIn a futuristic society, rebels fighting against a fascist state are aided by a group of roller-skating nuns called the Bod Sisters.This movie has serious serious bang considering it was made for $5,000. It is a little slow, but so well thought out that it almost feels like this might be reality in a parallel world. Fun for people who like the type of weirdness that feels structured and not just flippant. It's also fun for those who like lots of T&A involving young nubile nuns. Not Catholic nuns, so don't get bent. I'm not here to help fetishise Catholic piousness with my recommendations. People will have to watch "Exorcism at 60,000 Feet" if they want young, sexy, innocent Catholic nuns in a T&A lesbian make out session. (You're welcome.)
I am also pretty sure, that wherever this was filmed, had a dire shortage of mind altering drugs on the streets while this was being made. Also, also, this movie might have the single greatest movie trailer of all time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy9p3QS4SDw&t=15s
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https://tubitv.com/movies/100002698/roller-blade - DirectorKyle Edward BallStarsLucas PaulDali Rose TetreaultRoss PaulTwo children wake up in the middle of the night to find their father is missing, and all the windows and doors in their home have vanished.Another nonsense movie. But hey, this list is about weird movies, not necessarily brilliant ones.
Anyways, my two cents on this movie's meaning? I think it's best understood as the adolescent fears that two very young and emotionally developing children must endure while being raised by absentee parents, with the TV filling in as an ersatz babysitter. The missing doors so many comment on, I think might be revealing the inability of the children to ever go outside. (The missing toilette? Who the hell knows.)
Not that my take is even remotely correct nor that it makes the movie any better of a viewing experience. Is it interesting to contemplate after the movie? Yeah, maybe. But even if we knew what it was all about, the movie is still an abject failure in the execution of the concept. I mean, I like the colors I chose to paint my walls with. But that doesn't mean I filmed the paints drying and then tried to claim I'd made an "Art Movie" that you just don't understand.
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https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-skinamarink-full-89611 - DirectorJames Florian QuinnStarsMan Without a FaceKmsuraDead FleshDeath is imminent and meaning absent in this visual exercise of pointless nihilism. A visual experiment of anger and psychosis, captured on all kinds of manipulated film. Pain and anguish prevail in this masterclass of visually aesthetic edgelord cinema.Disturbing.
A lot like Skinamarink, but way more disturbing.
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https://www.effedupmovies.com/flesh-of-the-void-2017/ - DirectorDavid CronenbergStarsJude LawJennifer Jason LeighIan HolmA game designer on the run from assassins must play her latest virtual reality creation with a marketing trainee to determine if the game has been damaged.watch here:
https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-existenz-full-16296 - DirectorBrandon CronenbergStarsCaleb Landry JonesLisa BerrySarah GadonIn a blackly satirical near future, a thriving industry sells celebrity illnesses to their obsessed fans. Employee Syd March's attempts to exploit the system backfire when they involve him in a potentially deadly mystery.watch here:
https://theflixertv.to/movie/watch-antiviral-full-9067