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you would probably eat your own hand rather than watch all of this....i have watched all of this :)
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- DirectorTim BurtonStarsJack NicholsonPierce BrosnanSarah Jessica ParkerEarth is invaded by Martians with unbeatable weapons and a cruel sense of humor.
- DirectorMichelle GabrielStarsMartin FingerDouglas GuedesAnthony Logan ColeMarcelle Toing, owner of the best restaurant in Rio de Janeiro, must go on missions to steal ingredients from human restaurants to keep his meals the best.
- DirectorDonald G. JacksonStarsSandra ShukerJoe EstevezConrad BrooksA teen-age girl tries to help a small, purple, jive-talking alligator escape the clutches of a greedy carnival owner as well as as an assortment of characters so he can be reunited with his owner.
- DirectorColin SlaterStarsJack AngelJodi BensonNancy CartwrightRicky (Walter Emanuel Jones) wants to give his crush Nicole (Paige O'Hara) a Christmas gift, but when he does she angrily rejects it as "cheap." She later regrets her mistake and decides to find it.
- DirectorMuhammad JamalStarsHasan AbdulfattahHamdi BatshanShams El-SerifiThree men and a girl are childhood friends. The girl grows and studies abroad and returns home to start a pop music band with her childhood friends
- DirectorLewis SchoenbrunStarsTerence LordingShevaun KastlRandal MaloneHenry 'Hank' Howard works as a scientist in a military lab, trying to create a superhuman formula but with little success. He is also in love with the daughter of his boss, a general. In an effort to earn his approval to marry his daughter, Henry tests the formula on himself, inadvertently transforming himself into a purple rage monster and leaving him at the mercy of those who wish to exploit his newfound power.
- DirectorMichael DeVittoStarsAmy DonofrioJennifer DonofrioJames GrottoLead by the newly-reformed Burton the elf with the aid of young Jennifer and Isaac the elf, the Christmas Brigade sets out to stop the evil Dr. D and to fulfill Santa's mission to bring the magic of Christmas to every single day of the year.
- DirectorJames NguyenStarsAlan BaghWhitney MooreTippi HedrenA horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. As the death toll rises, two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?
- DirectorJames NguyenStarsAlan BaghWhitney MooreThomas FavaloroA platoon of eagles and vultures attack Hollywood, California. Why did the eagles and vultures attack? Who will survive?
- DirectorJames NguyenStarsJohn David BraddockLana DykstraRick CampSuffering from kidney failure, Joe, a computer chip salesman goes through an organ transplant administered by Dr. Evelyn Tyler who is a biogeneticist for Therapeutic Technology located at 1 DNA Drive. Joe is not only grateful for his new kidney, but he becomes interested and obsessed in Dr. Tyler who shows him the world of miraculous, amazing and wonderful biotechnology. But this seemingly technological panacea is also filled with uncertainty, danger and dilemma that changes their life forever.
- DirectorJames NguyenStarsJenn GotzonTippi HedrenJustin KunkleA computer chip salesman dates a software designer in a virtual reality program.
- DirectorJim LionStarsGail ArcherChaim DauermannJonathan DauermannA riveting tale filled with many moments of happiness and pain, Joshua and the Promised Land is an amazing story retelling the events of the Old Testament. Joshua Carter is introduced to his guardian angel, Christopher Andrew Eugene Bozioni, and soon is thrown (literally) into the real Joshua's life. The journey goes from traveling the parted Red Sea to trusting God to help them destroy the sinners in the path. Joshua and Chris become friends and as they travel alongside Moses to find their promised land, they leave behind many memories and moments of triumph. This is a beautiful movie filled with much diversity that you will not regret watching.
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsJason FauntKristine DeBellJennifer CipollaSince her father died, 16-year old Juliet and her stepmother and two stepbrothers struggle financially to keep their ranch. But Juliet has a secret that could keep the ranch open: her horse, Horatio, can talk.
- DirectorBret McCormickStarsGunnar HansenKeith KjornesRandy ClowerArmy experimentation with transporter devices accidentally turns people into alligators.
- DirectorMichael DeVittoStarsEvan DeeAmy DonofrioJames GrottoChristmas special with Santa.
- DirectorIsmail FaroukStarsMaha AhmedSad Al-SaghirAminahThe film revolves around a specialist in law who has a theory that she can correct any offender's life if he met specific conditions, and she has already applied her theory on a group of criminals.
- DirectorMark HicksStarsJohnathan Daniel McCuinMark HicksJennifer HamilThe wretched colony world of Actium is crumbling under the ego of its dictator, Grand-Automaton Polpox. Rebel Laffrodites, a religious minority, are being exterminated in a government run campaign and to distract the citizenry Polpox has put on a grand carnival, an Actium Maximus where alien dinosaurs fight to the death in a gigantic Colosseum. Space Hunter Axezun is commissioned to scout the farthest reaches of the galaxy for new combatants. He and his crew find much more than bloodthirsty monsters on their quest however, they also discover a secret which could alter life in the galaxy forever.
- DirectorBrett KellyStarsMark SingletonKent VilleneuveShawna McSheffreyDan and Stan are sent to a lost island to rescue a wealthy pair of treasure hunters. The adventurers encounter a tribe of sexy jungle girls who worship a flesh-eating T-Rex.
- DirectorBrett KellyStarsMark CourneyeaSacha GabrielLawrence EvenchickIts Airplane meets Casino Royale in this hilarious Spy parody from the makers of My Fair Zombie and Jurassic Shark & winner of Best Comedy Feature at the Buffalo Dreams Fantastic Film Festival - When a fellow agent fails in his mission to recover the MacGuffin, Canada's greatest Spy is called in to finish the job.
- DirectorDavid PalmieriStarsCuyle CarvinAndrew J McGuinnessMarlene Mc'CohenSam Battle, injected with a secret serum that gained him super human strength and agility, battles the Neo Nazis, bound to resurrect the cloned corpse of Adolf Hitler.
- DirectorDonald FarmerStarsAngela KereczBobby KereczChanning DodsonA demonic nun unleashes holy hell when she summons the devil to possess a great white shark.
- DirectorBrett KellyStarsJody HauckeRichard GroenDixie CollinsAfter a crime boss has Tony Quinn blinded by acid, Tony is given the ability to see in the dark like a bat. Them he takes the guise of the Black Bat to see to it that crime does not pay and that the scales of justice are balanced once more.
- DirectorBrett KellyStarsRay BesharahCeline FilionJody HauckeA group of religious zealots known as The Death Risers have an evil plot to destroy the world by bringing to Earth the Norse God they worship: The Goddess of the Undead, known as Hel!.
- DirectorRon KarkoskaStarsReggie BannisterSamuel Nathan HoffmireP. David MillerKyle Finn has the ultimate combat machine, a metal suit with super-human powers, and he uses it to defend the good and fight evil. That 'evil' comes in the form of Reed, his ninja henchmen and the Mecha Terror robot: has the Metal Man finally met his match?
- DirectorBrett KellyStarsEmanuelle CarrierePhil DukarskyChristine EmesAn undercover cop visits a drug company to get information on a program that gives convicted felons superpowers. With heat on his trail, he must use his newly acquired powers to stop the program and bring its powerful convicts to justice
- DirectorBrett KellyStarsJennifer BarnesMatthew ChampMark CourneyeaWhen a mystical scarab stone falls into the hand of an archaeologist, an evil villain known as the Sphinx tries to retrieve it, unaware that the stone has transformed the archaeologist into the super powered hero The Scarab.
- DirectorLeigh ScottStarsMatthew WolfAmy WeberShaley ScottA race of alien robots have conquered Earth and forced humanity underground. After 400 years, a small group of humans develop a plan to defeat the mechanical invaders in the ultimate battle between man and machine.
- DirectorShane Van DykeStarsShane Van DykeMarie WestbrookBruce DavisonA century after the fateful voyage of the original, modern luxury liner Titanic II sets sail. Will this ship suffer the same fate as her namesake?
- DirectorJared CohnStarsGraham GreeneAnthony 'Treach' CrissDavid ChokachiWhen giant monsters crawl out of the Atlantic Ocean and attack the Eastern Seaboard the US Government is forced to trust a trio of mischievous soldiers, specialized in piloting gigantic robots, to defend America.
- DirectorScott WheelerStarsBruce BoxleitnerJennifer RubinShane Van DykeIn this present day prequel, the robot invaders attack the Earth, forcing a small band of humans to seek refuge below the surface of the planet.
- DirectorLaura Beth LoveStarsFay GauthierSal LandiJohnny Rey DiazAliens invade, this time delivering a clear ultimatum. The fate of humanity hangs in the balance as the U.S. President and citizens decide if these aliens are to be trusted ...or feared.
- DirectorJared CohnStarsXavi IsraelDutch HofstetterAlex WestWhen a black ops team is sent to investigate the crash of an unidentified aircraft, they soon find themselves being hunted by the former occupants.
- DirectorMark AtkinsStarsPhilip CocEric DarinsDaniela FlynnA movie created from "found footage" of a lost military expedition that exposes the origins of life on earth.
- DirectorScott HarperStarsWilliam KattDedee PfeifferWittly JourdanA galactic hunter chases down his deadliest prey in the universe.
- DirectorLewis SchoenbrunStarsJason LockhartKim ArgetsingerCassie FliegelSix college friends find themselves caught up in a cat and mouse hunt with a race of creatures who possess the ability to transform into anything from which it has consumed DNA.
- DirectorLewis SchoenbrunStarsDanielle De LucaElizabeth EngelJonathan EstradaA mad college professor undertakes a series of risky experiments on an unsuspecting coed and unwittingly creates a dangerous monster that's half-snake, half-woman. Having developed a taste for blood, the creature soon embarks on a murderous rampage. Furious at the scientist who created her, she sets her sights on revenge, striking out against anything in her path.
- DirectorJared CohnStarsSteve Richard HarrisXavi IsraelJenna EnnsThe east coast is under attack by monsters. The mechs attempting to fight them off are better armed than their precursors, but so are the creatures.
- DirectorJeff LeroyStarsTasha TacosaRobert RhineBrenton JonesOffering only the finest amenities, the 'TITAN 1C' space-cruiser is considered the most luxurious star-liner ever built. However, a sudden meteor storm smashes into the hull, and a deadly biological alien life-form is let loose on the ship.
- DirectorRichard SchenkmanStarsJeff FaheySara Malakul LaneMarc EwinsWhen a chain of volcanic eruptions rips through Europe, the enormous ash cloud blocks out the sun, plunging the continent into a new ice age. An American couple must find their kids and get them out of Paris before it freezes over.
- DirectorJohn BaumgartnerStarsJhey CastlesJason WoodsGrace Van DienWhen a discredited L.A. seismologist warns of an impending 12.7 earthquake, no one takes her seriously. Now on her own, she races desperately to get her family to safety before the earthquake breaks Los Angeles apart from the mainland.
- DirectorDaniel LuskoStarsCasper Van DienMichael BeachSarah LievingWhen an energy experiment goes haywire, a rash of massive hurricanes rips across North America. A scientist must get his family to safety before the hurricanes merge, creating a "hypercane" with the power to wipe America off the map.
- DirectorH.M. CoakleyStarsJoseph Michael HarrisChristie NichollsLiz FenningScientists discover the "Big One" is coming soon, and with it everything west of the San Andreas Fault will sink into the ocean. The scientists try to stop the quake, but as foreshocks turn California into chaos, it's a race against time.
- DirectorEric Paul EricksonJon KondelikStarsJoel BertiJennifer Lee WigginsLauren EspositoA massive influx of glacial melting triggers a new ice age in the Northern Hemisphere, forcing a family to make their way across the ice-covered landscape before they are frozen out for good.
- DirectorClaudio FragassoStarsMichael Paul StephensonGeorge HardyMargo PreyA vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them.
- DirectorTom SixStarsDieter LaserLaurence R. HarveyEric RobertsTaking inspiration from The Human Centipede films, the warden of a notorious and troubled prison looks to create a 500-person human centipede as a solution to his problems.
- DirectorTom SixStarsHugo MetsersJoris van de SandeNienke BrinkhuisFollows the story of Karl Tångballe in his adventures around Amsterdam.
- DirectorMary Ann FisherStarsBradford DillmanPriscilla BarnesDaryl HaneyMan has finally conquered the ocean. America's first self-contained undersea laboratory is the pride of the nation, and expectations are high for an elaborate undersea mining operation. What wasn't expected was the inhabitants of an undiscovered world.
- DirectorNicholas WebsterStarsJohn CallLeonard HicksVincent BeckThe Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.
- DirectorJason LiquoriStarsMonique ParentKarianne NoblesMicah ChristeinJack is back and this time the troublesome plants he's facing are pumpkins. Genbetter has been growing gourds and the massive orange veggies are on the attack. Can Jack and his friends stop an invasion of pumpkin-headed monsters?
- DirectorMichael X. RoseStarsJoe JonesJames Pogo Lo RubbioKristina Rose1664, The Huguenots of New Paltz in centuries of cannibalism to survive the wilds of North America. Exorcism and destruction of the depraved cult by Catholic priests armed with guns, bombs, destroys hideous lair of the Huguenot Cannibals.
- DirectorLarry BuchananStarsSandy KenyonMiki McKenzieBarry BuchananAn increasing number of people are dying mysterious deaths in the dark waters of Loch Ness, victims of the famous monster. But what other mysteries does the Loch hold? What about the monster's egg, and the insane scientist who'll do anything to exploit it? What secrets does the sunken Nazi plane near the monster's layer hold, and why will the military do anything to cover it up?
- DirectorMichelle GabrielStarsAlex MineiThainá AlmeidaElisa VilonWhen a war threatens a beehive, peace may come from unexpected places. A honey-maker wants to fight, and a soldier wants to make honey. What happens when these bees decide to follow their hearts instead of the rules?
- DirectorJason WrightStarsAngie McphersonKj SchrockVictor MerchanTwo friends, Muggles and Joy, spread faith and hope in a number of isolated encounters which reinforce basic biblical values.
- DirectorRon ThorntonStarsJerry O'ConnellDick Van DykeJa RuleFenn the Troll hates the Troll pastime of pranking, and is teased so much for it that he runs away. But when a long-suffering park ranger starts capturing the other Trolls, it's up to Fenn to rescue his family and friends.
- DirectorJianrong ZhuoStarsChristopher PetrosianDanny GonzalezDawei HuThree cars with sentient artificial intelligence for the ultimate interaction with humans. In a world where people normally drive cars, three plucky cars will go on an adventure and find that what truly drives humankind is friendship.
- DirectorMichael SchelpStarsCorinne OrrDenise FinelliGlen GomezSparky is an adventurous young car trying to find his own road through life. Despite his father's attempts to instill the virtues of restraint and caution, Sparky repeatedly follows the deceitful Diesel into problematic situations.Some of which can be deadly!
- DirectorEverton RodriguesStarsPaulo AvilaSidney CesarAdna CruzWhen one of their experiments goes wrong, two wacky scientists (who are also incredible monster hunters) are forced to put their monster hunting skills to the test. Together with two fearless kids, they want to save the world from a bunch of tiny monsters, and giant candy-craving monsters.
- StarsClaudine OhayonCorinne OrrJean RichardsThang, Rose and Didi help the young Queen Jo build a new ant hill while avoiding the sinister geckos and keeping Sal Caterpillar out of trouble.
- DirectorVijay S. BhanushaliSmita MarooStarsAsif Ali BegNeuman PintoSohrab ArdeshirKing Maximus's Dreamzone empire is threatened by his brother Badmess and Dr. Ozox.
- DirectorMichael SchelpStarsLarry RobinsonCorinne OrrPeter FernandezWalter Pembroke III is a pampered pig who enjoys free food, a posh pen, and a flattering entry in the exclusive Barnyard Social Registry. Walt's best friend is Tiffany, a tough-talking spider who gets little respect and few handouts. But it is not the disapproval of Walt's snobby pals that is driving this pair of unlikely friends apart. It is Walt's expanding web of lies. When a pie disappears, Walt blames UFO's. When a bowl breaks, it's the ghost's fault. When homework goes missing, well, the dog was involved. Now Walt has fallen under the spell of Noiman Ja Rahr, a sneaky snake who schemes to take Walt to the corrupt Viperwood. Can the spider convince the pig that lying doesn't pay, or will Walt end up trapped in a frightening world where no one can be trusted? And nothing is as it seems.
- DirectorMichael SchelpStarsCorinne OrrSean SchemmelJean RichardsSparky is a spunky little sports car who can't wait to grow up, but first he needs to learn the rules of the road. Sparky snubs car washes, curfews, and speed limits, driving his poor dad to distraction.
- DirectorMichael SchelpStarsCorinne OrrKatrina KrossPeter FernandezBing's loyalty to his beehive is tested when it is taken over by a cruel queen who tyrannizes the hive and demands more honey. Will he resist the new queen's whims like his girlfriend Bonnie demands of him?
- DirectorMario CambiStarsNeri MarcorèLeo GullottaCarlo ContiLeo is a young vegetarian lion who has trouble fitting in, so he leaves the jungle to go on a quest to find himself.
- DirectorRobson LimaBeautiful but arrogant Princes Iria, the King's only daughter, troubles to find suitors that live up to her high self image. Worried by her overly discerning attitude, the King frets about her future happiness and the prospect that she may lose her inheritance if she doesn't find a match by the prescribed time of crowning. Seeking clarity, Princess Iria confesses her dilemna to the night, and hears a voice in return! Will she magically find true love behind the illusion of vain reflections or will an arranged marriage be her fate? Everyone will be enchanted and amused at princess Iria's search to find prince charming in this highly entertaining animated feature of the classic tale, the princess and the frog.
- DirectorSasha BurrowStarsBonnie DennisonTori SpellingZack WardA constantly picked-on aquarium fish escapes her yacht home, unaware of the dangers that await her in the open ocean. With the help of other misfit sea creatures, she learns not only how to brave the perils of the deep, but how to be true to herself. She also finds Nemo.
- DirectorEvan TramelStarsNathan GrayKj SchrockMartin SingerA young boy and his dragon attempt to rescue Santa from the plans of a Arvid, a bad bigfoot.
- DirectorRobert D. HannaStarsRobert D. HannaJeffrey Lee HollisRichard Buck JuniorWhen Pip, a pampered and snobbish puppy, gets separated from his owners on an African safari, he is forced to adapt a new way of life in the jungle where he learns that caviar and manicures can never bring the same happiness as friendship.
- DirectorCristiano ValenteStarsFrancisco FreitasRaul SchlosserClaudia VictoriaDelivery car Cruise dreams of being a racer, and he gets his big chance when the big race comes to town. Now Cruise must race for the sake of the company he works for after tow-truck Lugnut bets the fortune on the Champion.
- DirectorAlex SebastianStarsKj SchrockTina ShusterSarah TaylorA troll named Leaf and his sidekick, Bellyrumble, set out on an epic journey to save the imprisoned King Basil, and gain the love of a lonely princess.
- DirectorKwok-Shing LoStarsRob SchneiderHaylie DuffNorm MacDonaldA peace-loving soldier is transported to another world and turned into a panda. To get home, he must join forces with a flying pig to free the once-peaceful land from tyranny.
- DirectorDarren DoaneStarsKirk CameronDarren DoaneBridgette CameronHis annual Christmas party faltering thanks to his cynical brother-in-law, former Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron attempts to save the day by showing him that Jesus Christ remains a crucial component of the over-commercialized holiday..
- DirectorLawrence KasanoffStarsHilary DuffHaylie DuffCharlie SheenThe evil Brand X joins a supermarket that becomes a city after closing time.
- DirectorRobert D. HannaStarsCourtnee DraperRobby DanielsRay HannaAn animated action comedy that follows the quest of a young panda girl named KG, the Kung-Fu Girl. With the help of her brave yet zany Master Panda, KG must rescue the handsome Prince Po and restore justice to her beautiful kingdom. During her adventure, KG learns that there is no limit to what she can accomplish, if she believes in herself.
- DirectorDarrell Van CittersStarsPhil LollarAlicyn PackardMichael Van CittersA fat lazy Panda named Zibo dreams of becoming a master of martial arts, but is stuck as a mere cleaner for a dojo. Little does he know that an evil tiger has plans to take over the kingdom, and he must stop him.
- DirectorMichael SchelpStarsCorinne OrrSean SchemmelIan SwannJoin the world's favorite little red sportster on a turbocharged whodunit adventure that packs more hairpin turns than an Alpine speedway - and features a shocking final twist that no one sees coming!
- DirectorDarrell Van CittersStarsKatie LeighRick ZieffCap ActionRaised by two brown flappers, Pingo discovers the power of tapping shoes. A tap a day keeps those goofy walruses away!
- DirectorRoswitha HaasStarsArmin DrogatThorsten MorawietzPascal DrogatWinter 1925 in Alaska. Nome, a small place situated almost at the north pole, is cut off from the external world. But the children and their friends, the clumsy polar bear, the clever seal and of course the huskies keep on playing anyhow. But then one child after another gets sick. "Diphtheria", says the doctor, "We don't have enough medicine." There is only one chance to save the children. Balto and Kemo, the two fastest sled dogs of the village are chosen to get the medicine from the city. But this City is more than 400 miles away from Nome.
- StarsThayna AlmeidaLene BastosLuciana MineiThe adorable adventures of the LITTLE PRINCESSES are sure to please young girls everywhere. Follow the little princesses as they attend LITTLE PRINCESS SCHOOL to be fairy tale legends in training. All throughout their adventures they learn they can count on each other as well as themselves.
- DirectorTim TylerStarsLara GilchristMichael DobsonJan RabsonOnce upon a time there was a happy kingdom at the crest of a broad river, at the edge of nearly endless forest. The kingdom was ruled by a fair and just King who had but one daughter, who was the apple of his eye: Princess Angela. She thought of herself as the happiest girl in the whole world because she played all day and danced for her father, the King, at night. But one day all happiness in the kingdom came to an end. Princess Angela was kidnapped by the King's Viceroy. The Viceroy left Angela with his brother, a selfish and mean-hearted woodsman, who lived deep in the heart of the nearly endless forest. Years passed and the kingdom became a very unhappy place, for the King spent all his time looking searching from one end of his vast kingdom to the other looking for his daughter, Princess Angela. And while he was searching for his daughter he left his kingdom in the hands of the Viceroy. The Viceroy, being an evil man, turned the kingdom into an image of himself: miserable and selfish. Deep in the heart of the forest, Angela grew to be an astonishingly lovely young lady. She forgot that she was a Princess, who had danced for her father, the King. Instead she toiled practically night and day for the woodsman. Although the people in the nearby village, grew unhappy because of the Viceroy, Angela's heart remained true. Angela made friends with the forest creatures, who talked to her because they trusted (And everyone knows that forest creatures can talk, but only to those with a true heart). When Angela heard that the King was full of sorrow, she decided to do the only thing she could. She decided to journey to the castle on Christmas Eve to dance before the King to cheer his heart. With the help of her forest creature friends, Angela must reach the castle and dance before the King, her father, before the Viceroy and his evil brother, the woodsman, can stop her.