Top 20 Two and a Half Men episodes

When Jake repeats to Judith something Charlie says, she refuses to let Alan take Jake for the weekend. Alan tries to talk to Judith, but encounters resistance from her and her friends. It's up to Charlie to set things right.

Alan must lobby Jake's principal to keep him from getting expelled, leaving Charlie to manage the chiropractic office for the day.

Alan feels the pangs of fatherhood disappearing as Jake grows, and contemplates his future with Kandi, who is contemplating on a new career move.

Charlie tries to convince himself and Alan that he's not too old to be part of the wild, young party crowd.

When Alan has to go renew his driver's license, he convinces Charlie to help Jake with book report. But when Charlie takes Jake to the track, instead, Jake's horse comes in.

Charlie's old flame Jill visits and has really changed: "Jill" has transitioned since Charlie last saw him and is now called Bill. Before Charlie can adapt, Evelyn meets and starts dating Bill.

Jake attends his first boy-girl party, dating a smart girl, Wendy Cho. Alan was looking forward to coaching his son, but even Jake, who spends his schooldays watching the clock tick, isn't dumb enough to consider dating advice from him. Charlie proves he can coach a virtually hopeless case like Jake with appearance, dance and anything else. In fact Alan envies Jake so much, he still hopes for .

Evelyn's condescending attitude towards Jake's good grades sets Charlie and Alan out for revenge.

Jake plays electric guitar all day long and doesn't want to do anything else. Alan and Charlie can't figure out why. Jake refuses to discuss anything with anyone, including his grandmother and even a psychologist.

After Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her bra in the back seat. Meanwhile, Alan is forced to compensate after Jake gets attached to Judith's rich and talented boyfriend.

An old classmate is in town while Charlie and Alan spar over whom she likes more.

Charlie and Alan's weekend trip to Las Vegas has a little trouble getting off the ground.

It's the week of hell as Judith's out of town, Alan's got Jake, and nothing seems to be going right.

Charlie cons Alan into being his date at his gay friend's dinner party. But how long can they keep up the act?

The brothers can't resist mother Evelyn demanding quality with Jake, like his maternal grandparents, but 'less', so get her agree to a single night of Alan's weekend, which even Judith can't stop. The brothers feel guilty exposing the boy to the she-devil who traumatized both of them for life, so Jake gets spoiled and bribed first, then they find solace in a beach bar, serially dating birdbrain volleyball babes. Meanwhile hosting Jake proves way worse then being Evelyn's hillbilly guest.

Charlie's elderly neighbor has an uncomfortable business proposition for Alan.

After a disastrous evening out with his brother, Charlie decides it is time to see a shrink.

Jake's twelfth birthday approaches. Alan is busy with young, hot Kandi.

Jake is ready to begin junior high school, until Alan scares him by telling him about all of the horrors that he experienced. Meanwhile, Charlie has a rash in a most inopportune area.

Charlie sets up Alan with a prostitute and accompanies Jake on a double date.