Bottom ten 2009
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- DirectorSergio StivalettiStarsJohn Phillip LawRiccardo Serventi LonghiElisabetta RocchettiTwo men and a woman are approached by this hypnotist and they have a vision from looking into the crystal attribute he's carrying with him.Whats worse than a film where near nothing happens? A film about three stories where near nothing happens!
- DirectorStephen ShimekStarsErik DentonMaclain NelsonSlate HolmgrenAs they battle through evil men and orc-infested lands, two orphaned brothers align with a band of rogue warriors who swear their allegiance in the hazardous quest to hunt dragons.And near nothing happens
- DirectorCharles GuardThomas GuardStarsEmily BrowningArielle KebbelElizabeth BanksAnna returns home after a stint in a mental hospital, but her recovery is jeopardized by her father's new girlfriend and ghastly visions of her dead mother.Something completely out of the left field doesn't really constitute a "twist". It's even worse when said "twist" renders what came before it pointless.
- DirectorMarc FrattoStarsJenny GreemanJoseph DeVitoYarusha JimenezMeet Angela. She is the perfect neighbor. She is quiet, young, pretty and keeps to herself. But Angela is different. Very different... She is dead.Being edgy works better if it doesn't get thrown into the middle of a weak comedy.
- DirectorPeter MervisStarsMark ColsonKathryn Avery HansenMatthew PraterPassed the Door of Darkness: Two young children dead, floating face down in their family's bathtub. Their mother, shot in the back of the head, lies next to the tub in a pool of her own blood. On the floor slumped against a blood covered wall is her husband, dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. For rookie Homicide Detective Chris Malloy this grisly scene is more than he expected to see in his first week of working the graveyard shift. For his partner, grizzled yet poetic Detective Murphy MacCasey, this is but one tragedy among countless in his fifteen years in homicide. They haven't seen anything yet.When I watched this I was secretly hoping it would focus on an old policeman's personnal problems instead of the murders. Except that's untrue.
- DirectorBlaine CadeJ. HortonStarsAlonzo F. JonesShamika Ann FranklinAnnemarie PazminoThree interconnected tales of terror set against the backdrop of a zombie apocalypse.THERES EVERYTHING BUT A KITCHEN SINK WITHIN THIS MOVIE!!!!!1
- DirectorWilliam WedigStarsErin WilkStephen SeidelPeter BlitzerIn the sleepy small town of Dudley, Ohio, a terrifying future awaits. Laura Childs (Erin Wilk) is under attack by the undead, and not even those closest to her can save her from the evil forces at hand.Even lIFETIME nETWORK wouldn't tocuh this film, but it is rewarding to learn that when a couple are accussed of murder, the woman doesn't get arrested.
- DirectorJohn 'Bud' CardosStarsJim DavisChristopher MitchumDorothy MaloneAliens visit the solar-powered house of a middle-class family, and the house is suddenly sucked into a time warp that transports it back to prehistoric times.It was edited. It was more than any sane person would sit through.
- DirectorDavid ListerStarsRenee BowenRemi BroadwayJoel Amos ByrnesA tsunami floods Malibu and unleashes a hunting pack of deep-water prehistoric goblin sharks, targeting a group of lifeguards trapped in their half-submerged station on stilts and a team of construction workers stranded in a flooded house.Its frequent use of the same CGI clips, CGI quality, low number of actors and it mostly taking place inside a room makes me wonder it if was "funded" by leftover money from other Syfy originals.
- DirectorLen KabasinskiStarsBrian HeffronDarian CaineBrian Anthony1977. A family is murdered in cold blood. The case goes unsolved for decades and remains a mystery. Enter the present day, detective Lee Southward is sent on assignment to infiltrate an illegal underground fighting tournament and bring in the organizers. Lee battles his way to the top of the tournaments in attempts to get closer to the organizers. As Lee draws closer and begins to piece clues together he is brought back to the case closed decades ago. However there is a problem: The organizers are of the undead and crave human blood! Lee must fight his way through all the sex, drugs, and violence of the underground while trying to piece together evidence with the help of an undercover officer and find a way to stop the undead!Even soon after #4 and #6 I felt like turning this off very early on, earning it its place here