Doesn't/Didn't Deserve to Be On Television Because it's Ridiculously Stupid & Bad
I probably hate you if you like these, since you are the reason they keep airing terrible television shows like these, and why really GOOD shows rarely get past 1-3 seasons if they're lucky. You are the reason why television is becoming more and more awful every day and why I have to constantly find shows that were made before the 2000's if I want to have a better chance of finding anything worth my time. :(
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- CreatorRyan SeacrestEliot GoldbergStarsKhloé KardashianKim KardashianKourtney KardashianA peek inside the exploits and privileged private lives of the blended Kardashian-Jenner family, including sisters Kim, Kourtney, Khloé, Kendall and Kylie.This list is in no particular order, but if it was, this would be #1.
This is every single thing wrong with people today and why I refuse to watch television on cable or anywhere else where I might accidentally be subjected to this drivel. I sincerely wish these people would all die in a fire. - CreatorJames Manos Jr.StarsMichael C. HallJennifer CarpenterDavid ZayasHe's smart. He's lovable. He's Dexter Morgan, America's favorite serial killer, who spends his days solving crimes and nights committing them.Another show that would be good if HBO had made it, but it didn't. Instead, Showtime made it and it sucks really bad. I can't stand the fact that most people I know actually like this pile of crap. The writing is atrocious, most of the acting is bad (although it could be the writer's faults), even the story is ridiculously stupid and bland, especially since Showtime does this to everything they make. The only exception Showtime ever had was Penn & Teller;Bullsh*t (because they pretty much did everything themselves and didn't let Showtime screw it up). I don't want to hear about how much you like Weeds either. It's just another great example of a good idea ruined by Showtime. Showtime is like the cheap knock off of HBO, made in some other country for a small fraction of the price, and passing itself off to all the idiots as the real thing. Most people just aren't intelligent enough to recognize it. It's quite sad. Don't get me wrong though, I love the star actor of Dexter, he was amazingly awesome in Six Feet Under, but he's just completely wrong for this part. It doesn't work.
It seriously irks me that this show has had as many seasons as it does, while I can think of at least 20 amazing shows that never made it past 2 or 3, even though they had more substance in one little scene than Dexter has the entire show. What's even more upsetting is the shear amount of people I know who oh-so-love it & think it's sooooo cool. All I have to say about that is, it's unfortunate you're suckers.
You are the reason why TV rarely has substance anymore. It's just all about shiny, "cool", glamorous, plastic garbage with really stupid lines masquerading as "badass" when they're just a bunch of posers. Look at Deadwood, and you'll see a badass show that is so cool, and it's because they weren't trying so ultra-hard to be cool, and it wasn't their goal. They just wanted to make a good show & they succeeded very well at it. - CreatorAlan BallStarsAnna PaquinStephen MoyerSam TrammellTelepathic waitress Sookie Stackhouse encounters a strange new supernatural world when she meets the mysterious Bill Compton, a southern Louisiana gentleman and vampire.I'm not even going to start explaining how bad this is....
All I'm going to say is that if you like this, SHAME ON YOU. You are what's wrong with television.
Alan Ball, why?! Why did you do this? I loved you! You betrayed me.... you made so many amazing things....and then you did this...and I'm not sure I can forgive you for it. - CreatorDarren StarStarsSarah Jessica ParkerKim CattrallKristin DavisFour female New Yorkers gossip about their sex lives (or lack thereof) and find new ways to deal with being a woman in the late 1990s.This show has almost every little horrible thing that bad TV is these days. It's one of the most awful things ever created and it deserves to burn.
- CreatorChuck LorreDottie Dartland ZicklinStarsJenna ElfmanThomas GibsonJoel MurrayA free-spirited yoga instructor finds true love in a conservative lawyer and they get married on the first date. Though they are polar opposites, he fulfills her need of stability and she fulfills his need of optimism.
- CreatorDavid CraneMarta KauffmanStarsJennifer AnistonCourteney CoxLisa KudrowFollows the personal and professional lives of six twenty to thirty year-old friends living in the Manhattan borough of New York City.Everything about this show sucks. Sometimes it surprises me this came from the 90's.....but sadly it doesn't surprise me at all that it's one of the most popular shows ever made.....and that is just sad.
- CreatorJenji KohanStarsMary-Louise ParkerHunter ParrishAlexander GouldWhen a suburban mother turns to dealing marijuana in order to maintain her privileged lifestyle after her husband dies, she finds out just how addicted her entire neighborhood already is.I thought I liked this for a bit, but one day I realized how unbelievably stupid it was. Just like every other Showtime show, it has a great story/idea that it just destroyed, ruined and pooped on, then decided to air that on television.
- CreatorChuck LorreStarsBrett ButlerCasey SanderKaitlin CullumGrace is a recovering alcoholic, now divorced from an abusive husband, struggling to bring up three children on her own.
- CreatorClaudia LonowStarsJenna ElfmanJon FosterAshley Jensen37-year-old Billie breaks up with her boss at the newspaper and gets pregnant by 22-year-old Zack, who moves into her apartment. They both have their pals.What is wrong with people?! Why do they LIKE this crap?!
- CreatorDanny JacobsonPaul ReiserPeter TolanStarsPaul ReiserHelen HuntJohn PankowMad About You centers on the trials and tribulations of a married couple living in New York.Just stupid.
- StarsNeil Patrick HarrisNathan FillionFelicia DayAn aspiring supervillain must balance his career and his pursuit of a beautiful do-gooder.This is an unbelievably giant rip-off of Doctor Steel and it sucks anyways. Pisses me off that so many people like this when Doctor Steel has been around SO much longer, is SO much better, is ACTUALLY Doctor Steel, and is just intelligent, awesome and talented. He makes real music that rules. Shame on you people for encouraging this blatant rip-off.
- CreatorSteve FranksStarsJames Roday RodriguezDulé HillTimothy OmundsonWhen a novice sleuth convinces the police he has psychic powers, he and his reluctant best friend are hired on as consultants to help solve complicated cases.
- CreatorMarc CherryStarsTeri HatcherFelicity HuffmanMarcia CrossSecrets and truths unfold through the lives of female friends in one suburban neighborhood after the mysterious suicide of a neighbor.If you like this crap and encourage it, I hate you with every fiber of my being, but nowhere near as much as I hate you if you like the Kardashians.
- CreatorNahnatchka KhanStarsKrysten RitterDreama WalkerMichael BlaiklockChloe is a New York party girl with the morals of a pirate. She causes trouble for her best friend James Van Der Beek and her naive small-town roommate June.
- CreatorLee AronsohnChuck LorreStarsJon CryerAshton KutcherAngus T. JonesA hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
- CreatorKurt SutterStarsCharlie HunnamKatey SagalMark Boone JuniorA biker struggles to balance being a father and being involved in an outlaw motorcycle club.
- CreatorJulie PlecKevin WilliamsonStarsNina DobrevPaul WesleyIan SomerhalderThe lives, loves, dangers and disasters in the town, Mystic Falls, Virginia. Creatures of unspeakable horror lurk beneath this town as a teenage girl is suddenly torn between two vampire brothers.
- CreatorSteven LevitanChristopher LloydStarsEd O'NeillSofía VergaraJulie BowenThree different, but related, families face trials and tribulations in their own uniquely comedic ways.
- CreatorBryan ElsleyJames BrittainJamie BrittainStarsDanny FlahertyRon MustafaJames NewmanAbout a group of teenagers in their final years of high school in Baltimore.
- CreatorRina MimounStarsJoAnna Garcia SwisherLucy HaleAshley NewbroughA Yale-educated journalism major reluctantly becomes a live-in tutor for two spoiled granddaughters of a Palm Beach cosmetics business magnate.
- CreatorJosh BermanStarsBrooke ElliottMargaret ChoKate LeveringA vapid aspiring model killed in a car crash gets brought back to life as an intelligent, overweight lawyer, hoping to find the meaning of inner beauty.
- CreatorShana Goldberg-MeehanStarsJoAnna Garcia SwisherJennifer FinniganJosh CookeTwo sisters are at different stages in their respective relationships.
- CreatorPhil RosenthalStarsRay RomanoPatricia HeatonBrad GarrettThe comical everyday life of sports columnist Ray Barone and his dysfunctional family.
- CreatorDavid KendallBob YoungStarsMelissa Joan HartJoey LawrenceTaylor SpreitlerAfter a family scandal leaves Mel, a local politician, in charge of her niece and nephew, she hires a man named Joe to become the family's male nanny, or "manny."
- CreatorBill ChaisKevin FallsStarsMark-Paul GosselaarBreckin MeyerReed DiamondLawyers and lifelong friends Jared Franklin and Peter Bash are recruited by a large firm's major partner after winning a high-profile case.