The Gore, The Splatter And The Trash

Everybody has got an illness these days!

Bone Sickness is a great movie to start with if you never seen a gore movie. Brian Paulin is a great guy who knows how to make a bloody good gore movie. I like the story and can relate to it.

A guy with a disease that no docter can cure, get's help from his girlfriend and best friend. They give him something to get better, but it all backfires and mankind get's f*cked over (just see the movie).

I've got type 1 diabetes since I was 4 years old (now I'm 29). I don't feel my hypo attacks (is when my blood sugarlevel is to low), I do between 5 a 8 attacks a day. All my docters say that they can't help me and I must go on with my life (so my diabetes will only get worse). You see why I can relate to the main character in the story. But whatever you do don't give rotten meat to you're friends, it will not help them.

It's a great movie with beer and the jolly green stuff. The gore is great nothing to high class (but we don't care). What I maybe lack in the movie is some comedy, it all feels to serious.

if you take medicines for your illness.... Just see if they're the right one!

I give this movie on overall score of: 8/10.
(Great story, zombies and effects.....Gore, Splatter)

O my God, this movie is so funny......!

This is the directors (Brett piper) second movie. I didn't see his first movie but I've read somewhere that the first movie has more stopmotion in it. But in Galaxy his effects are much better. The effects that are used in Galaxy aren't top notch but who cares (I don't). I find that these effects are better like some of the effects used in movies today, like: all the superhero movies, jurassic world,...... The best effects that where used in the movie are all the stopmotion stuff that are all scatterd inbetween the movie. But near the end there is a great scene (just keep your eyes open for this).
The spaceship models look good but the blaster effects needed some work.

The storyline is basic for a cheesy B-movie.
Some guy steals a secret to a new weapon and escapes in a spaceshuttle. When he escapes an alien invasion starts. After years and years in space he finally returns to the (now) post-Apocalyptic Earth, and he must safe mankind with the help of some various groups of survivors.

I like this movie, it's just some hilarious cheesy fun. Galaxy is a great watch with friends that are so drunk and stoned as you, or like to have a movie experience where you/they don't need their braincells working. The gore is minimal in this movie but you can't stop laughing whit all of the acting and effects.

Check out Galaxy on a Sunday, or a day when you're a sad f*ck!

I give this movie on overall score of: 5,5/10
(maybe a 6/10. - Because it's B-movie cheese at its best)

Watch out for your eyes!

From now on their will be some great gore/splatter titles. The director (Yan Kaos) is a nice and super great guy. He also played in a couple of awesome bands. The effects are good for an underground movie, especialy the eye gouging scene. I never knew it was that difficult to take someone eyes out. They use animal guts for the realism :)) but I think the've also made an intestine or 2. The scene with the sawing of the legs is funny (They needed more blood to squirt out of the legs).

The story is simple. A guy kidnaps a girl and then torture and kills her in a badtub in some grisly matter.

I like short movies, if a movie is to long I loose interest. In a short movie you can put more stuff (more kills) and other crazy sh°t. You don't have to put unimportant stuff for making the runtime of your movie longer. Like bullsh°t conversations and unnessecary things that wouldn't bring something more to your movie. That's why Meat Butcher Baby is great, it's all one big torture scene. The old school picture quality is nice, better so then the ultra HD quality (The old school picture quality gives it a weird homemovie feel). Even the music is great.

If you don't like such movies don't be drunk because you maybe freak out. But if you're a gore freak drink that beer or liquor and smoke those herbs.

Now go and watch meat butcher baby and don't try to close your eyes!

I give this movie on overall score of: 7,5/10.
(Generous amounts of gore/splatter you will get to see)

This was the first gore/splatter movie I ever watched, and it was great!

The godfather of German underground gore --> Olaf Ittenbach has made some good movies (their will be more movies from him on this list). But the last couple of years he disappeared. I know he made some new movies like: 5 Seasons, but is this movie good? I don't know but his old movies are just what you need to stay alive.

The story is pretty standard. A family moves into a new house, and "Thommy" (who is Olaf Ittenbach) finds a mysterious diary and mirror in the attic. Soon after he is plaged by increasingly disturbing and bloody nightmares. As he begins to loose his grip on reality he begins to transform into a blood-thirsty demonic killing machine!
And no one will surivie....

You gotta love German gore/splatter movies they always have a special vibe to them. With Black Past that's no difference. The effects are awesome just as you suspect from Olaf Ittenbach. The movie start out slow but ends when you're going 150km/uur right into a brick wall.

Beer and weed will help give this movie some comedic relief. Go and watch this movie with some friends an drink those German beers. You can smoke herbs with these kind of movies and it will be more weird and fun this way.

Don't trust mirrors, they are all possessed!

I give this movie on overall score of: 8/10.
(Excellent story and many various gory effects made by Olaf himeself. It was his first movie so every person that loves gore/splatter needs to see it)

Everybody will become manuer someday!

James Bell is a great and friendly guy that makes some weird and awesome underground movies. And this is 1 movie you wanna see. It's a short movie (24 min.) so you won't loose any braincells if you watch it. James does alot in his movies: write, produce, direct and stars in this movie as the homeless man.

The story goes as follow: A homeless man sits around drinking alot and puking more then he drinks, all over himself from one day to the next. One day he gets his hands on some fertilizer and drinks it but sure enough it's causing him to crap all over everything. To his amazement flowers begin to grow from his crap, so he decides to take his crap to the common people.

This movie isn't for everyone, first of all the non-stop barfing and drooling is one thing but it gets more graphic. When the shit starts to fly the movie get's more interesting. The effects are good, I like the flowers that grow out of his shit. And it gives a really cool effects (watch the end and you will know).

This movie is a great watch with some friends when you have beer and weed at your disposal. I think you can smoke ganja with every movie, drinking can sometimes give a wrong feeling. But hey, we are no pussies, so smoke till you're feeling like a cloud and drink those beers.

Someday we all become plant food!

I give this movie on overall score of: 7,5/10.
(Flower gory weirdness, you just need to watch it)

Death to all humans!

Petter Baiestorf is a moviemaker from Brazil, if you want his movies just ask him or go to the bulhorgia.minestore website. And buy/see this epic thing of Satan's jizz. I've got more dvd's from Petter and Gurcius Gewdner so you will see more movies from Brazil in this list.

And now the story this is a weird one: A docter named "Karloff" has imprisoned an alien from the Leguminous Planet. He needs the help of his friend (another docter) in his experiences. they discover that the alien is an anarchist intellectual full of hate against the human beings (because "Dr. Karloff" imprisoned the alien). While the docters discuss their stuff a weird looking guy that "Dr. Karloff" also has captured, releases the alien and then shit hits the fan.... The alien kills the scientists and kills everyone he finds in his way. On the look to plant his seeds in women and kill all of mankind.

Hahaha an alien philosopher being hunted by mankind you need to see it to believe it. This movie is pretty gross, the most nasty stuff I've seen in this movie is: The weird guy that helps the alien escape, eats and drinks some soiled stuff. When I see that kind of things I get it a little bit difficult. The gore throughout is not the Hollywood kind but it's fun to watch, they don't take them self to seriously. O monstro legume do espaço is comedy with horror and that's a great watch. You will learn wy necrophilia is the best thing you can do (I won't go in to details). You'll encourage the alien to kill all humans because mankind is to evil. Brazil is a very Catholic country so the priets in this story is most welcome (I hate the Church, so do the moviemakers). The best thing about O Monstro Legume do Espaço is...... the music. You will hear grindcore, rock, strange songs and more.

What will make this movie even better????? Some gallons of booze and pounds of the Dr. greenthumb herbs. The movie is more comedy and cult as horror, but their is some gore and splatter and dingy stuff. So watch it intoxicated and have a blast with you're friends.

All he wanted was to plant his seeds in the female gender, and kill all the rest!

I give this movie on overall score of: 7/10.
(Whacky, marvellous, goofy and nasty things you will get to see in this movie..... it will be a feast for your eyes)

I was high as f°ck when I watched this, and it was good!

Joe Meredith is an upcoming moviemaker that direct, written, produced, played, did the edit and made special effects for South Mill District. So yea he did alot for his movie. If you watch the movie you will recognize some special effects from the hands of James Bell.

The story: Years have past since the alien invasion, but the line between humans and aliens is blurred. We follow 2 people that were once subjects of a dangerous experiment involving the assimilation of alien and human DNA. The heads and body's were hollowed out by a breed of symbiotic spiders, bio-engineered by a corporation with evil intentions. These spiders use the human bodies as dwelling places until the assimilation process was complete, and their bodies regenerated. If that happened these spiders eventually consume their hosts.

This is a good Indie gore/splatter horror flick from 2018 that everybody must see. It has tons of gore, freaky monsters, splatter and stop motion. If you're not convinced go and watch Dora the Explorer. The story begins slow with some explanation on what's happened, and you will see some dead body's. But later in the movie you will see some well made monsters that come to live through stop motion animation. Oyea and lots and lots of gore and blood. Also the camera work is pretty good. If you see the ending you will know that their is a second movie in the make. And we don't mind that.

Like I already wrote at the beginning, I was really st°ned when watching South Mill District. And it was great, crazy monsters, lots of blood and freaky things and the story isn't to difficult to follow. So I think you can drink your consumption of alcohol to when watching this movie.

F*ck the government and "evil" corporations, they all wanna destroy the cummon people!

I give this movie on overall score of: 8/10.
(Considerable amounts of great gore, the story is good to and stop-motion)

Dumb movie but half way it's get better!

I didn't expect mutch about this movie and that did it good. The first half of the movie is like any other SOV movie. I know this movie has a Tomb of Terrors release and this release has some great great movies, if you like a cheap underground horror movies we all like....

And here is the story: As a lark before a party on Halloween, 2 kids find a gargoyle statue that 1 of them takes home to do some research on. Then some creepy guy dressed like an undertaker appears telling them at length to get rid of it. But The kids don't listen too the undertaker. If the kid found a book in the library and gets home, he's looking what that gargoyle statue does. The kid's older metal-head brother and his lunkhead friends (complete with mullets) decide to hold a séance with their girlfriends on Halloween night in a haunted house. Naturally, they call upon the soul of the demon from the statue, who then possesses the little brother. He gets all demonic looking, and uses black magic to kill the head-banging morons and their girls.

The first half of the movie is pretty boring (nothing really bloody, gory happens). All the blood and kills happen in the second part of the movie. Here are some of the kills: a dude's head explodes after complaining of headache and nosebleed. girl's eyeball punctured by tree branch. another dude gets his spine ripped out and thrown away. This were some of the kills but there are some more (I think in total there are 6 or 7 kills). But some of these scenes are more suggestive than explicit.

This movie is great with herbs and beer. The movie isn't over the top gore and splatter, it has some bloody kills but they are far apart. So get you're friends that like/love cheesy 80s horror, because this is pretty much a prime example of it.

Never trust people with mullets that are calling up demons!

I give this movie on overall score of: 6/10.
(Very dumb movie with most of the kills happening of screen, but a good Sunday watch)

When I was 16 she wouldn't let me get a f*cking mullet. I said f°ck that, I do what I want!

Dakota Bailey is a great and friendly guy that makes underground crime movies. In this movie their isn't alot of gore, but hey you must see other kind of underground movies to. The movie could be better in technical sense. The cinematography is rough and the performances are (not always) rougher. But what the movie does have is: it’s both self-aware and serious, and it contrasts very graphic acts with over-the-top dumb violence. In this movie we follow 3 interconnected stories.

These are those stories: The general plot of the film centres around drug dealer "Chester" and his customers. There’s a junkie named "Lucifer", who "Chester" has threatened will be killed by his hitman "Johnny" if he doens't pay his debt. Then there is unhinged "Billy", who also owes money to "Chester". But Billy is more concerned with taking revenge on his ex girlfriend then paying up. Along the way, we meet two feuding homeless men, 1 of these men is: homeless Vietnam veteran "Wheelin' Deals".

I like this movie, the dvd is around 1h 12min mark but the actual movie is 50/55min long. Like I said there isn't much gore in this movie (just a couple of shootings) but there is drugs involved with gives some weird results. There aren't much nice people in this movie and the quality is grainy, with shades of black and white. While at times the audio becomes louder or faint and muffled, making it hard to hear what is going on. At least visually this is a good decision, with the sleazy/hateful characters and the general bleak tone that fits the movies world view well. But with a world of scumbags, people who will do nasty things without regards to mankind. American Scumbags kill people with no regard: they throw battery acid in peoples faces, eat roadkill and much more. Later on I will tell about Dakota his other movies.

This movie is great with some beers and joints just don't do drugs (heroin or crack). If you see American Scumbag you will know why. And just invite you're friends to see some real American Scumbags.

Don't do drugs just drink and smoke!

I give this movie on overall score of: 7/10.
(It's nice to see no extremely bloody kills in a movie)

How poetic can you be, when you hump and eat a corpse?!?

Laurent Tissier & Fred Quantin directed, produced, written and did the special effects on this masterpiece of this French obscure underground movie. Laurent stars as (the killer) Edmund Kemper, he's a great guy........ I mean Laurent......But how is Edmund Kemper in real life? Edmund was a man from California and he began the art of murder on a early age (16), killing his grandparents. From 1972 to 1973 he kidnapped and killed a bunch of people, dismembering and defiling their bodies in ways too horrible. He was also called the Co-Ed Killer.....The serial killer was used as an inspiration for this film.

Now let's get moving on to the story of this movie: The story centers around necrophile. Violating a female corpse in his basement by various means. Although plotwise there’s not much to this film. You will see the killer have is way with a corpse and random passer-by....In the most poetic way you can imagine.....

This was truly a good time watching this film... the dvd is around 55min and the movie itself is around 45min, so you will get 10min extra with behind the scene pictures. The picture quality is from a VHS but that gives it a home movie feel. There can't be a greater music style for an obscure movie like this.... Goregrind,., Last Days of Humanity will make you're ears bleed during this carnage... When watching you will see different ways how people get killed and a dead body gets violated. But thank God there's a funny side: when the killer eats human flesh he always makes an Aaaaaargh sound, it sounds like he doesn't want to eath the meat. And I always thought when does he gonna f°ck that corpse??? You will be in for a surprise :)))......I've seen this picture several times, once without and with subs. You don't need the subs if you're a real gorehound, if you do have the version with subs you're in for a real philosophical treat.

I've smoked quiet a bit and drank a few ciders during this and I had a excellent time,..... and so will you're friends. If you're friends like weird sh°t.

Dead things don't b*tch about anything!

I give this movie on overall score of: 7,5/10.
(Cheap gore effects, macabre storyline)

Why the hell Russia Sir?? ......Because the old school zombies are back and they're taking over the world!

Alex Wesley (Alexander Sharoglazov) lives in Russia and he's the director, writer and made the effects of this grindhouse zombie movie that takes you back to the 80's. This is a low budget gore movie so you will know that their will be raw carnage on the screen. Alex is a great guy and I'm glad I can call him a friend. He made a ton of underground cult movies and i've got a few of them, so later on you will see more movies of him on this list.

The story: A sinister man with a gasmask drops chemicals into a lake somewhere in Russia. A bald older man returns home to meet his brother. Now everyone who drinks/uses the water will become zombies. Soon the dead are all over the place, They kill and eat the living. Except for a few survivors that manage to kill some of the living dead. But can anyone stop the zombie apocalypse? And what secrets lurk whitin the minds and hearts of certain individuals.....

Russian zombies are better then most zombies you see in Hollywood today. The Russian settings and cinematography gives the film a really eerie, creepy atmosphere. and the old school practical effects are the bomb. Blood and guts everywhere.... Zombies chocking people with their intestines and they use some weapons too. Everytime they where drinking wodca I had the urge to drink some too. The "hero" gets is hands on a ton of weapons wich he uses to kill zombies. The subs are pretty funny and they can help when the actors speak the Russian
language, but you don't need the subs if you just wanna see some nasty stuff.

Zombie Infection is a great watch with all your friends, but keep in mind that some beer and weed can make the viewing more enjoyable. If you like old school zombie movies you definitely need to check this one out.

If you're mission was successful and you are going to collect your money. Don't accept coke from the people that gave you the assignment. (They will dubble cross you)......!

I give this movie on overall score of: 7,5/10.
(Zombies from Russia in all it's carnage)

The birth of German Rambo!

Marius Thomsen directed, wrote, shot and edited this bloody revenge flick. Terror Island Overkill reminded me of a German Rambo rip-off but with more splatter and gore. They used most of the time practical effects except with the , explosions, Muzzleflashes as guns are fired and some other minor things are computer generated. But good to know is that all the gore are old school effects.

The story is very simple: A former soldier (now he's a cop), "Even Harder" (= a great name), gets kidnapped by a bunch of evil people who organize hunting trips for rich people on a solitary island. But "Even Harder" is no easy target. After those evil rich bastards kill Even's pregnant wife and best friend, he's forced to start a one-man war (Rambo) against those people that done him harm.

This is a great Sunday watch, when I was seeing the movie it brought me right back to the action classics from the 80's and 90's with a comedic seasening. But like those classics their is more gore and splatter in Terror Island Overkill. They used little CGI but it doens't affect the viewing pleasure. However I think if they didn't used CGI then the film would be just as good or even better. You will notice that every bad guy you see in the film, you wanna see them killed in various gruesome ways. So you won't be disappointed to see some eye poking, chopping of arms, some other bloody things and alot of head trauma, And I mean alot. The dub is hilarious but could be a little bit better, filled with one-liners we all want to hear. It reminds me of the dub they used in the movie Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence from Andreas Schnaas.

This is a very fun watch when having a few beers and smokes with friends. The storyline is simple enough and you get more then enough gore to see, that everybody will laugh, cry and cheer...

Dicapitating somebody is a hard solution....!

I give this movie on overall score of: 7,5/10.
(A lot head trauma and various amounts of other gore but to bad some non splatter is CGI)

We all get a little bit crazy with PCP....!

In this movie you won't see much gore, but it's a fun, not so serious, goofy slasher horror flick. The movie was made in the early 80's and released in 1981. The copy I've got is at sometimes very dark and near the end of the movie it gets falter. The atmosphere in the movie is pretty good. Home Sweet Home is laughably bad and drags on at times, but it’s just entertaining enough to be watchable.

An escaped mental patient steals a car and makes his way to the "Bradleys" Thanksgiving party. Where he plays a game of cat and mouse with the family memebers and a few other people. The family memebers are stalked one by one and meet grisly deaths at the hands of a jacked up maniac. Who will survive this Thanksgiving massacre?

Yes, Home Sweet Home was pretty boring and was full of stuff that we’ve seen countless times, but that isn’t to say that there aren’t some hilarious things in it. The killer: just straight up looks nuts. Not necessarily insane, but he’s got this weird afro mullet thing going on. He shoots PCP in his tongue and has an weird laugh (most of the time) and I think that he shoots other stuff in his butt (because how can you get those muscles)......Another grazy character is a guy that looks like an mime player that always plays Rock&Roll, and only stops playing the electric guitar if he does magic tricks. The movie has some funny goofy kills (and I think the best kill is): a guy was leaning under the hood of the killers car to steal the battery, when the killer comes from out of f°cking nowhere and jumps on the hood. That was pretty hilarious, so i'm glad that their's comedy in Home Sweet Home and it doens't take itslef to serious.

This is a fun watch when you're drunk and stoned with friends. Their aren't over the top gory kills so if you have squeamish friends, they won't have the urge to look away. Home Sweet Home has enough comedy that everbody will laugh their butts off. So smoke the joints and drink the liquor/beers and have a cheesy great time.

Never give a guy that looks like a wreslter PCP!

I give this movie on overall score of: 5,5/10.
(Weird and goofy things will happen in the movie. But most kills are off screen with little to none gore)

Losers always win!

Deuteronomium is a Swiss gore/splatter movie that was written and directed by Roger Grolimund and co-written by Franziska Lehmann. This is the first swiss movie I've seen (so far), but too bad there were no subs. So for people that don't understand the German language they will have some difficulty with the conversations, but the story itself is easy to follow with good ideas, but the excecution wasn't the best. All the gore effects you will see in the movie are made by the master of German splatter.... Olaf Ittenbach. So you will know it will be phenomenal.

The story goes as follow: Our "hero" is a dumb loser, he has a dead-end office job and he's got absolutely nothing going for him. And you know what.....HE IS FUCKING SICK OF IT!!!! So on one night he finds a Angel entity that commands him to kill various people. The sort Angel of Death informs "Michael Lusher" (our hero) that he was chosen by God to enact His will on Earth by smiting those who break the Ten Commandments. So from now on you will get to see the 3 nasty gore scenes.

Luckily I could follow the story a little bit. But if you didn't it won't be a problem, because the gore is the only thing you need see in Deuteronomium. Like said before the story line is very straightforward. Therefore gorehounds that wanna see this movie will be delighted to see that the gore is made by Olaf Ittenbach. And we get 3 killing moments, and by far the best carnage was the bathtub kill with a headshot follow-up. This one is good happy blood fun time and it is brutal. The other 2 killings are great too, but not like the girl that gets slaughtered in the bath.

If you like Indie underground movies, Deuteronomium is for you. Invite some friends, buy some beer and smoke that Mary Jane. The movie is around 1 hour long, and it's a nice easy watch with some awesome gore splattered around.!

I give this movie on overall score of: 6/10.
(For the gore you will see, nothing more)

The movie I've watched was....: Riga Mortis (2007)
Runtime: 53min.

Zombies in Finland are just as gory as everywhere else.....!

I think this is the first bloody Finnish gore movie that Artturi Rosten has directed, made the special FX and he played a role in it. And I must say that this is the first time I've seen a movie From Finland, but no worries........I have more movies from these guys. They will appear later on in this list.

Finland has been overwhelmed by blood thirsty zombies overnight. That next morning we meet two friends who set out to buy a car somewhere in the countryside, but they do not know that the dead are walking. Will the smell of rotting flesh and pestilent fill the air? Will they survive?!?

The movie was very entertaining, and the beginning is top notch. We get to see a 10-minute sequence of soldiers violently killing zombies. After those gory minutes the story begins and we get to see surreal imagery with great low budget gore. The spoken voices weren't always good, and reading the subs was sometimes difficult because they disappear quickly of the screen. But the story line is so simple that you won't have any trouble with it. The good things from Riga Mortis are the fx sound effects, all the gore and splatter except for some cgi blood. But thank God....we get to see gore/splatter after splatter/gore after....., these scenes come at a fast pace with disturbing surreal scenes in between. So if you like your movies amateurish, underground, blood, gore and much more you need to see RIGA MORTIS.

I was somewhere high in the sky when watching this, so it was sometimes difficult to follow the story. But I've seen great gore and heaps of surreal imagry. So I think this is a great watch with some friends that are Gorehounds just like you. Riga Mortis is a good watch when drinking alcohol, because you will be happy when when seeing the gore and maybe freak a little bit out of the weird surreal imagry, when stoned these surreal scenes are just plain weird.

They will eat your flesh at night and during the day!

I give this movie on overall score of: 7/10.
(Good gore/splatter and some surreal scenes, but most people won't find the movie good)

I had no expectations when watching Attack Of The Killer Hog, and that helped alot!

The only thing I know about this movie is: Attack of the Killer Hog is a 2000 Argentinian comedy, sci-fi, "horror" film written and directed by Agustín Cavalieri and Marcos Meroni. The movie premiered in December 2000 in Buenos Aires, and in 2003 it got a dvd release. This is a weird, not so good, Z-grade, trash movie. When watching you will see a little bit of gore and no nudity, but you will see some bizarre sh°t.

The chaotic Kimanga city is covered with a psychedelic atmosphere after the appearance of a new drug: Kimanga. Two special agents identify that everyone on the new drug is Shumango. Brutal crimes/murders begin to happen, apparently committed by a stuffed animal. The Two detectives descend to the psychological abysm of this sinister plot and try to find the obscure truth. Are aliens planning an invasion? Is the Apocalypse right at the door? You will have Questions after questions......

Ok if your a gorehound and don't like watching weird, bizarre stuff then this is not for you. There are only two gore scenes with a electric breadknife and razor. But if you like Z-grade stuff then you will get a mixed bag of hog-handpuppets, star-wars lightsabers, Elvis, aliens, Nazis, transvestites, occultists and Satan. And yes the alien invasion is all Elvis fault, because of his great voice all female aliens don't wanna have sex with the male aliens and only with Elvis. So the male aliens are pissed at humanity and try to take revenge in some freaky weird ways.
This movie isn't for everyone and isn't that good.

Therefore when watching Attack Of The Killer Hog at 4 o'clock in the morning, please drink lots and lots of booze and smoke the good stuff till you cough out your lungs. And everybody must be wasted or they will run away when watching this piece of crap.....

When watching Attack Of The Killer Hog you won't have any brain cells left over!

I give this movie on overall score of: 4/10.
(It had it's charms, but the next one will be better)

The revenge of Karl The Butcher Shitter and his meat cleaver!

Violent Shit is an German amateurish gore/splatter movie. It's the first direct-to-video "horror" film that came out in Germany which Andreas Schnaas has directed, produced and written. If you've seen more movies from Germany you will know what to expect: Blood, weird shit and the storyline is thin or non excisting. So if you wan't a brainstorm about a movies story, go and watch the Titanic.

A young boy "karl the Butcher Shitter" murders his abusive mother with a meat cleaver. 20 years later he escapes and begins a killing spree in the German countryside. After numerous amounts of gory murders karl the Butcher Shitter faints and has a flashback to the day he murdered his mother, revealing that an bloodthirsty pervet devil told him to kill his mommy. After that he kills some more and after every killing he's mutating. At some point Karl encounters an apparition of Jesus crucified in the forest, which he hacks open, and crawls inside. In the end he collapses in a field, where his skin rots off, and he dies ripping himself open, revealing a baby covered in blood.

This is a great movie for gorehounds and people that are into cheaply made camcorder movies. The film feels like your watching somekind of homemovie from a demented killer. First I will day the things that could have been better (but I guess most people will say this): less shacky cam, and the sound was very quiet. The editing was ok but I think alot of people would like to see it better. Sometimes the camera is either out of focus, or shakes around too much while establishing a shot sequence. But I like it this way it gives a kind of appeal. This gives the movie an comedic touch. How did Karl get the cleaver?? And the 2 guys working in the forest, what where they doing? 1 guy was digging holes and the other 1 was removing branches with a hedge saw. Who does that kind of job,,,,An forest ranger maybe, but those 2 guys doesn't looked like 2 rangers. The gore looks cheap but there is plenty of it and it's awesome. The scene where Karl bury himself inside the belly of an apparition of Jesus. The scene where the young Karl meets the pervert demon who also has an extreme long tongue, so I think will love the demon (chick magnet). And in the end when the baby get born is really bloody, and I think its the birth of Karl The Butcher (watch the sequels). But all in all all the gore/splatter scenes used in Violent Shit are great, cheaply made but great.

watch this movie with some friends and you will all have a blast. The story is easy to follow and understand so don't worries there, if your drinking yourself to death. The only ting I had when watching Violent Shit, I was drinking some rum and whiskey and after a while the shacky cam got to me....It felt like I was in a boat during a small storm. So I smoked some great Indica and all was better. Violent Shit is a great watch when your friends wanna watch a movie and nobody is sober.

I always thought a meat cleaver was a versatile weapon!

I give this movie on overall score of: 7/10.
(Good underground movie that's easy to watch with friends, and fairly good gore and splattery bits where your eyes will be focused on)

Derek.....Demon power GO!

This is the first film of Italian movie company Necrostorm. I've got more movies from them so they will be on this list later on. Emanuele De Santi, Giulio De Santi directed Adam Chaplin and I think they are the leading people from Necrostorm. Emanuele De Santi directed this movie but he also written, acted and wrote the music for this blood drenched splatter movie. Adam Chaplin has elements of movies like: Fist of the North Star and Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky. I've got the extended edition but it onlt plays for 88minutes and imdb say that the extended cut runs at 90 or 94minutes, is this correct?

It's a revenge flick, but it's a gory good one. The story set in an unreal country called: Heaven Valley (Who doesn't wanna live there), "Adam", who's wife was killed in suspicious circumstances begins to hunt down the people that murdered her. Does the local mafia boss: "Denny", has something to do with it??? Can "Adam" trust the police?? Well.....no, he's destroyed by his anger so he summons up a demon called: "Derek", who gives him superhuman strenght and dark powers. "Derek" follows "Adam" during his violent trip for revenege on everybody who has something to do with the death of his wife.

This is a good watch but only gorehounds will appreciate the movie. You can clearly see that Adam Chaplin was made with a limited budget, all the splatter and gore used is so f*cking nice that you wanna see more and more of it. I know the story is very simple but I don't care, and maybe the end was a bit rushed. Even the music fits the film, and it has a great look and feel to it. Almost all the gore effects are practical effects, but they use a little bit of CGI for gore/splatter effects, fire and explosions. But it doens't take away the feel of this awesome movie. All the practical effects are really bloody, you will see Adam crushing heads, beaten people into pulps, breaking bones and turn bodies inside out (and much more). The scene where he beats the head of the policemen to pulp and the rooftop battle near the end are impressive. The demon Derek looks scary and all the police looks like deformed turds (all police people look like shit in real life and in some movies). The mafia boss: Denny, is one badass m°therfucker but Adam has more anger inside himself. Some funny stuff are all the police stooges, and why doens't Adam wear a t-shirt??? Because the shirt will be drenged in blood, and you will need to wash it 4 times a day.

It's a fun watch with friends, the gore is over the top so drink and smoke till you can't get out of your couch. I was drinking some Cider and smoking some stuff and I was amazed by all the brutal carnage. The movie isn't that serious and hard to follow, like if you are shitfaced, you won't have any problem following the movie. If you wanna have a good time, go and definitely check out Adam Chaplin.

Your soul belongs to me, Denny.....
-Daddy help me!-.....
There is no God where I'm about to send you!

I give this movie on overall score of: 8,5/10.
(For all the fine gore/splatter effects, simple story that everybody can enjoy)

Charles Manson dance video!

I've been in and out of hospital for a few weeks and now I've got an insulinpomp. I hate the f°cking thing, couldn't watch movies so yesterday I've watched Cunt F*ck Boulevard when I got back home. It's a mixtape made in Germany, Danny who did the editing, sound and some other stuff is a friendly guy. He and someone else are the creators of Cunt Fuck Corp, they've made other mixtapes but waren't that good as this mixtape. When watching Cunt Fuck B you will see some weird, porn and f*cked clips from all over the world.

You will get to see funny, weird video's from the internet and bizarre porn that everybody will like (BDSM, Japanese octopus fetish videos and more).

I liked the movie but I didn't watched all the porn stuff. It got a little boring after while, some which are hilarious and some which are unarguably cringe worthy. There is one clip of a guy torturing his own penis was interesting to say the least. The chick who brutally inserts a bunch of food in her ass was insane and she sticks the big end of a champagne bottle in her butt then pours it out, after that she puts spaghetti and tomato sauce in her ass, shits it out and eats it! At that moment my freak alert was making a bizarre sound. All the porn clips let me correct myself: many clips, didn't aroused me. The best stuff I watched was: the Charles Manson dance video where he is freaking out in court, he's dancing on the tunes of happy hardcore and man could he move. The video where a guy is drinking bleach is funny but it's fake and it has been proven. The guy that's grying because his weed is so good and the prison fights with the Mortal Combat music is hilarious. In the mixtape you will see extreme stuff but it doesn't looses his comedic elements, the music is great too.

You can better be drunk and stoned when watching Cunt Fuck Boulevard. Because when you watch this sober you will think: damn man, what is wrong with you????? When watching with friends, and I say watch this with some good friends, because afterwards they will look at you in a strange way, and don't wanna be your friend anymore. This is a fun watch when you already had something to drink and smoke.

....If you get arrested in New york City, you will have to face him....!!

I give this movie on overall score of: 7/10.
(It's a fun slide through some bizarre stuff from all over the globe/internet)

After life...After Death.....The madness begins!

The Soultangler was directed by Pat Bishow who also written the story with Lance Laurie. I don't know nothing about these guys and I haven't seen other movies that these guys have made. But Soultangler is trashy goodness at his best, it's a low budget movie (but who gives a f*ck) and not many people will like the movie but you got to take a chance and watch it.....You will have a happy fun time.

An insane genius named "Dr. Anton Lupesky" has developed a drug called: Anphiorum. The drug allows the user to inhabit any corpse that still has eyes (-->the eyes are the windows of the soul) and transforms them into rabid maniacs. Other horrible side effect are: maddening hallucinations that ultimate kills most of the people that take Anphiorum. He also gets help from some spoony characters. But 1 reporter tries to stop the carnage and save mankind from "Dr. Anton Lupesky".

Soultangler looks like the weird retarted friend of Re-Animator, but it has more trashy bits going for it. A thing I didn't like was: The beginning/middle of the movie, because it's very slow, there are some gory parts scattered but they are far apart. Almost all the splattery bits are in the end of the movie but I've got an solution: see the 62minute Director’s Cut of the film (which admittedly plays much better than the 90minute version…all killer, no filler...). The story is dream-like/bizarre (and that's a good thing), all the old school effects used in The Soultangler are awesome, just as you expect from a low-budget movie. See some stop-motion creepiness, severed heads, evil beasties, a hooded slasher and gallons of blood. I've seen the original transferred 1" master tape and the picture isn't HD quality, but the old picture quality gives a surreal feeling to the movie. The Soultangler isn't meant to be serious and that helps out alot, because movies that are to serious aren't as fun to watch.

When watching you can better not be sober, and so must be everybody else that's watching The Soultangler. It has some boring parts but alcohol, weed or other stuff (you like to take) will help with that little problem. The movie is filled with comedic parts (see some jolly stuff happen, what the characters say at times is funny to, and much more), and this helps gives The Soultangler a happy watch, with all of your friends, somwhere in dreamland.

I want young women Goddammit!

I give this movie on overall score of: 7/10.
(Great old school gore effects, good story and watch with friends but it got boring at times)

The movie I've watched was....: A double feature from the early works of Marcus Koch (I couldn't find the dates when these movies where made but I think it's between: 1986/1992)

We are having friends for lunch!

This blu-ray focuses on the two first movies that Marcus has directed, made the effects and probably did alot more. His first short movie called: White Massacre (1987 or so), it's a 30 minute long short movies. The other movie is called: Lunch Meat (1990?), this is his first full feature film that's 90 minutes long. In Lunch Meat he has a bigger cast, more filming of locations, and lots of gore then his previous films. The bluray also features three additional shorts from 1986-1992 and raw footage from another unfinished feature called: Mousetrap. Marcus worked on 80 movies or more, so now everybody that is in to gore knows of Marcus Koch, He worked on films like: 100 Tears, Sweatshop, Nikos The Impaler and the American Guinea Pig films. He makes such great props and gore effects that everybody wanna work with him.

• White Massacre: When a maniac "Luther Edward Baxtor" escapes from a mental asylum, he stalks a group of kids hanging out and having a good time while their parents are away.

• Lunch Meat: A teenager kills and eats people, but his friends have no idea what he has for lunch?. Until he falls in love with a girl and decides he wants to show her his cooking skills.

I liked Lunch Meat better as White Massacre. Lunch Meat has more gore/effects, better story and camera work. But White massacre has it's charm, the 2 movies are old school horror made by kids and it's fun to watch. you can clearly see that Marcus attempted new FX gags on his friends. You have to learn it somewhere. These are amusing features, the acting is good for young people, they use some good music, and it's not meant to be serious and that is a helping factor. The thing that annoyed me was that sometimes the conversations were hard to hear. But check the movie out if you can still get it.

I must say when I watched White Massacre my brain was flying high somewhere in the sky, and I didn't follow the story that good. With Lunch Meat I was getting less wasted, and from then on I had no problem following the film. But I must tell the truth: the 2 features are not that difficult to watch and understand, even when your tripping your ass of. So if your beginning a movie night pop these movies in and you and your friends will enjoy the good time you have planned.

That doesn't look like a friendly hugh!

I give this movie on overall score of: 6/10.
(Great effort from a young Marcus Koch, some good effects)

-> Another warning, this film is shot in beer-o-vision!
-> For the complete enjoyment of this unique film.....
..... Please drink 35 cans of "El Cheapo Super" beer in the following 40sec.!

This is the first thing you will read/see in this movie, and from that on.......you hope your beer is chilled and ready to be consumed. I think this is the first movie from the directors and they didn't made another flick afterwards. It’s astonishing that this movie required two people, Arduino and Andrea Lioy, to direct. My Lovely Burnt Brother was made to offend it's a sleazy gross-out splatter, black comedy movie that I realy enjoyed. Hopefully it will get a propper dvd release because I only got an bootleg, and you can see it in the picture quality. But let this not scare you away, if you like non intelligent Italian underground flicks with a good dose of humor, this one is for you.

A badly burnt heroin/morphine addict "Bernie", was in a car accident, so he wears a KKK-hood to hide his burned scars. From that moment on his sister "Jenny" who is "pug-ugly" crazy, needs to take care of him. She has a power over "Bernie" through by injecting him with infected urine that is turning him into a zombie. "Jenny" is constantly harassed for being ugly (wich she's not), so after one incident she gives bernie commands to kill the people that have harassed her. From that moment every few minutes, Bernie appears in a persons home and mutilates those people.

Oo God, I liked this movie alot, it was goofy, gross-out and from another planet. The picture quality wasn't that great but I've read somewhere that supposedly one of its authors destroyed all the prints because he got disgusted by the weird movie they created. I don't know if it's true but you can only find bootleg copies of this movie. It wasn't meant to be serious: it contains scenes where three guys yelling “Fuck the ugly bitch!” at Jenny while poking their fingers very suggestively through the open zippers in their pants. Jenny always wear sunglasses and maybe 1 or 2 times she takes them of. Another guy courts a blow-up doll over dinner, and then has sex with it. The reaction of the characters are so over the top it gets very strange but amusing, and there is more. Bernie's kill scenes were gritty and shocking. We get to see: castrations, death by vibrator-to-the-mouth, face removel with a deli meat slicer and death by eels. But you will see much,much more of the gory stuff.....The garage punk songs in My Lovely Burnt Brother are incredible, and give the movie extra things for our movie experience.

The people behind the movie have told us in the beginning, that you must watch this movie after you've killed 35 cans of beer. Because it's a better watch when your drinking beers or hard liquor, but/with some fine ass weed will help it to. If your friends like movies that are made to be gross-out goofy, look if you can find My Lovely Burnt Brother And His Squashed Brain and have a wonderfull time.

-> Who are the monsters?
-> Is Bernie a monster?
-> ARE YOU A MONSTER?!

I give this movie on overall score of: 7,5/10.
(Low-budget film with lots of good things, very weird and good splatter for everyone that's into this kind of sh°t)

Get your weapons!

"Space Wolf" is a amateur German splatter monster movie (and yes if you see the monster for 10minutes in the hole movie, it's a monster movie). The film is directed by Timo Rose who made more low budget shot on video films in Germany, and he played a little role in it. The film is shot without a lot of preparatory work just with a few friends on the weekend. It's clear to that Rose shot almost without budgets in terms of the home video look and the modest sound quality (even the english subs were very out of sync). The best thing about Space Film are the sgore FX from Olaf Ittenbach, and even he had a little cameo as a drunk hitchhiker.

A group of 7 criminal youths gather together for aggression therapy in the forest with the help of therapist "Rainer" (gets betrayed by his assistant) and his assistant "Marc". But things soon deteriorate to arguments, fist fights, thievery, and stabbings. But it gets much worse, thanks to a vicious space monster, who is running around slicing up stray criminals with razor sharp claws.

Here are a few lesser things I found about the movie: You will see the monster (a Space Wolf) only for a short time, I think for around 10 maybe 13 minutes, it's just a very bland story about troubled youth. The Space Wolf is slowly killing everyone, and the graphic kills are far between. I have the dvd with english subs and it's a shame that these subs are all out of sync, you can better see the movie without subs, it will give a better viewing pleasure. Most of the time the film is just uninteresting, except for the bloody kills. Ok, it's an amatuer movie so you will not see Hollywood grade acting, editing, effects and more, but I don't care about that. Space Wolf has some comedic parts: Why are the two therapist neither armed nor particularly muscular to defent of the criminal youth, and a guy named Flarion who's a streaker. The fighting in the movie is hilarious. But the movies saving grace from being somewhat garbage is its nice bloody gore shots and the monsters rampage near the end. Some gore scenes are: Some leg stabbing, claw in someones face, ripped of arms, decapitation and more. It's a shame the monster died because I was routing for it to kill every last person. So if your a gorehound, Space Wolf will be a good watch.

I've watched it when I was very high and it was a bloody funny, gory watch. So I think if your sober the movie will not be as good when your stoned or drunk. Watch it with your friends, all wiped out of your minds by the drug of your choice. Space Wolf isn't that serious so enjoy it for what it is.

Can somebody leastwise care about me!

I give this movie on overall score of: 6/10.
(If it had more gore and sooner in the movie it would be rated higher, but with that said have a great time watching this with alcohol or other stuff and with a few friends)

Just give me a gaddam beer!

Satan Place is a SOV Comedy, Trash, gore (Horror) soap opera from Hell, that's made in 1988. The 2 people responsible for the film are: Scott Aschbrenner and Alfred Ramirez, they have directed, written, composed, produced and 1 more thing.....they edited it. It's their first movie and by the looks of it, made nothing else afterwards.

Satan Place is made up of four segments, they intertwine.

• DISPOSABLE LOVE: Just witness the heartbreak as "Nora" copes with her failling marrage to Warren who just wants another beer and watch tv. When in a fight Warren kills "Nora", he's haunted bij the spirit of his dead wife.

• SAY GOODNIGHT SOPHIE: A guy's girlfriend just left him, so now he just wanna drink beer. After a drunk driving accident, sets of a strange chain of events. Will the old man he ran over get revenge?

• TOO MUCH TV: We have a girl and she is a tv addict, her nagging mother wants her to do other things beside watching tv. After a few movies the tv tells the girl that she must kill her mother. Who will get killed?

• SALLY SATAN: Some douchey looking guy named: "Jonathon", he has a date with "Sally". But nothing is what it seems.

This was a good SOV anthology movie. I just found it unfortunately that I didn't found a real copy, so I bought a bootleg. Many people who watched the movie will have a bootleg VHS or DVD laying around. Here are some wackey stuff I've seen in the movie. Beer was like water (the characters drank alot of beer to relax), in the second story their is a landline telephone in his 1985 Ford pick up truck. In the third story the "movies" that the girl watches are so hilarious, the titles are: "Don't Go into the Kitchen" which is basically a women that is fucking Screaming (psycho 1960), "Bathroom Bullies (But whatever you do, don't drop the soap)", "Nursing Home Revenge" and "Missouri Mop Massacre". Satan Place is a fun watch but it won't get too goofy, it has gore not too much, not too little. The special FX all look great: beheadings, body mutilation, choking someone with your guts and more.

If you have friends over and they wanna see a relaxing movie: Satan place has the ticket. But when entering the movie with your relax ticket, you have to smoke and drink because sober the movie is less fun. And the story is easy to follow so do not hold back with the weed and beer.

Janitor "Hezus Carlos De La Fontaine" sworn vengeance on those who gave him this minial task of wiping down toilets and clean restrooms!
10 murders later he's paroled, he's back and he wants more!
But he don't do windows!!
"Missouri Mop Massacre"

I give this movie on overall score of: 6,5/10.
(entertaining watch with friends and some cocktails and ganja, But if it just had a little more splatter it would rated higher)

You haven't got a 24 karat golden penis in your mouth?

Attack of the Tromaggot is a no-budget trash movie by Leslie Teah, he: directed, produced, written, edited, and played a role in it. It was made in Germany, and pays homage to the American independent film production company Troma. The film includes cameo appearance by Lloyd Kaufman. I looked on IMDB and found that Leslie Teah made another movie called: Mutantz, Nazis and Zombies (2013), I don't have it in my collection so if anybody seen it......was it good??? The budget of the film was about 1000 euros, and that's not much. So if your a B-movie fan and like Troma movies then watch this Troma fan movie.

Maggotown is a fictitious, "peaceful" town, which is governed by a police chief. An accident in a laboratory enabled a maggot to flee into the sewers. The illegal activities of the Mucus cooperative (they dump highly toxic slime in the sewers), that make the maggots into the terrible Tromaggot, a bloodthirsty monster that needs some human flesh.

It's a trash movie so don't expect fine Gore/Splatter, just see it for all the wacky/slime and comedy stuff. I found the movie a bit too long (+- 80minutes), So if the playtime would be let's say 40 maybe 50 minutes it would have been better because they have some unnecessary scenes in the film. The movie has a loose storyline, I don't care if the FX look like crap and the actor's can't act. They used some practical effects but CGI is used quite a lot. The maggots and tromamaggot look like a sock puppet and that's super funny (you can clearly see some fishing line when the monsters move). The dub is hilarious and made me think of: Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence (1991) from Andreas Schnaas. You can choose either the German or English language version, both versions of lip sync in about the same distance as the script of a doctoral thesis. We get more cameo's except of Lloyd Kaufman, you will see some chickens from the movie: Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead, Toxie from the The Toxic Avenger. The police in the movie are so dumb, I think they looked at police people in real life, how they behave and stuff. I can say that this is a good gross-out comedy with a sniff of Troma.

Watch this when you consumend liters of alcohol and smoked kilos of weed, otherwise you will not get it. If you have friends that don't like really gory movies, but do like some comedy with gross parts....then put this in your dvd plater. Just look out that you have some toxic shit laying around.

Feel the power of the iron!

I give this movie on overall score of: 6/10.
(good film too begin your movie night, the playtime is a bit too long and it could have used more practical FX)