Seth MacFarlane nel ruolo di...
Stan Smith • Roger the Alien • Greg Corbin
- Francine Smith: Stan, I've got some terrible news.
- Stan Smith: For you or for me?
- Francine Smith: For you.
- Stan Smith: Damn.
- Stan Smith: [to Roger] Shut it down, pack it up.
- Roger the Alien: What?
- Stan Smith: Pack up your crap. You're moving to the basement. My mom's gonna live up here from now on.
- Roger the Alien: But, Stan, this is my attic. This is my home. You can't do this.
- Stan Smith: Sorry, bro. Mom's family.
- Roger the Alien: But I'm family, too! You just called me bro!
- Stan Smith: Sorry, cuz, I was just using it as slang. Let me break it down for you, son: Family is your siblings, your kids or most importantly, people you have physically been inside either sexually or as a fetus.
- Betty Smith: [to Stan about Roger] Who's that?
- Stan Smith: Oh, don't worry about him. That's just a nobody who lives in the basement.
- Roger the Alien: A nobody?
- [farts]
- Roger the Alien: Who farted? Nobody!
- [runs away crying]
- Stan Smith: [to Roger as he falls at Niagara Falls] Why'd you let go?
- Roger the Alien: Because I don't think your mom and I are gonna be able to patch things up and I'd rather be dead than no longer a part of your family!
- Stan Smith: I was wrong, Roger. You don't have to be in my family to be my family!
- Roger the Alien: Dude, seriously? I really wish I'd known before I let go!