Busty Coeds vs. Lusty Cheerleaders

Busty Coeds vs. Lusty Cheerleaders (2012)

** (out of 4)

Jim Wynorski is the man behind the camera and as usual he delivers a reliable and cheap picture that fans of the genre should enjoy. The film's "story" is about four girls staying at a house where they work a dance pole whenever they're not making out with each other or one of the men staying there. Angie Savage, Jaime Hunter, Melessia Hayden and Heather Vandeven are among the women who show up here, get naked and take part in non-stop simulated sex scenes. With all the hardcore movies out there, one wonders how much these types of films are needed but I guess there are still those teenage boys checking out HBO at two in the morning just like me and my friends were back in the 90s. With that said, BUSTY COEDS VS. LUSTY CHEERLEADERS has pretty much no story at all but I guess that's what people are wanting from a flick like this. What it does have is a lot of hot women doing hot things to one another and for the most part it's slightly entertaining. I thought Wynorski did a good job at keeping the film moving at a nice pace throughout its 75-minute running time. He also managed to make the film quite funny and especially in the scenes where we see how dumb the main girls are. The film's budget is obviously very low and I'd be shocked if it took more than two days to film this. For the most part the women all look good and if you don't mind that certain type of woman that appears in these films now days, you should enjoy them. There's really not too much to say about a film like this because you're either going to be a fan of the genre or not.

Busty Coeds vs. Lusty Cheerleaders is, hands down, my favorite Wynorski late night Skinemax softcore effort in years.

I was a little iffy on Angie Savage after Sexy Wives Sindrome, but I have to admit that she has won me over here. While I'm not a fan of the tattoo, her overall look is great and she did well as the lead.

I also enjoyed the newcomer who played Marla Mounds, Jamie Hunter I believe? Attractive and demure, her underwater scene with Frankie Cullen was actually very cool. Not exactly the most over the top sex scene, but really interesting in a less overtly sexual way. I hope to see her back in more in the future. She has a great body and her sweet and shy brand of sexiness is nice, especially in contrast to Angie Savage's very different kind of sexiness.

I thought the highlight of the movie, though, was Kylee Nash as the spoiled rich girl Tiffy Nightsprings. After having been impressed by her when she had longer hair back in The Hills Have Thighs, I was afraid she was a one hit wonder in the softcore scene and wasn't coming back after that. I'm very happy to see her return, and having looked into her, now see she's scheduled for several other softcore titles coming up soon as well. Hopefully she becomes a regular in Wynorski's stable of gorgeous girls.

I thought her scene with Frankie Cullen was the hottest one in the entire movie by far, and quite probably one of my favorite scenes ever. Frankie Cullen seemed to have chemistry with her in their scene that even possibly exceeded that of some of his awesome scenes he's done in other films with Christine Nguyen. Hopefully Kylee and Frankie are paired up in some of the other upcoming softcores she's in, as I think the duo were amazing together.

I have to admit I feel a little bad for Frankie, though. Angie Savage really wasn't kidding with her line about his abs doing the talking in the beginning, as I think he literally only had one line in the entire film.

Hot babes aside, this isn't just the best Wynorski softcore in years because of the awesome talent. I was afraid after the Hills Have Thighs debacle that the fallout might lead to the end of the parody titles, and it appears I was right. With this, I was also afraid of a drop in quality. I think, however, the Wynorski outdid himself on this one and, freed from the creative shackles of doing parodies, managed to come up with a really fun romp with a lot of cute gags, like the silicone enhancing pills and the little picture-in-picture argument between Kylee Nash and Angie Savage.

While I thought the Kylee and Frankie scene was the highlight of the film erotically, the absolute highlight creatively was the awesome and hilarious Leone style shootout scene. From the scene where Kylee goes into the bar (and actually shows acting range, a rarity in the softcore genre) to the actual shootout itself, with all the requisite angles, long shots, and close shots that manage to blend Leone's style with Wynorski's sex comedy romp, it's obvious Wynorski took a lot of pride in this particular bit and it really shows.

My only real disappointment in the movie was seeing TJ Cummings back again, a male actor I am really not a big fan of as I just don't feel like he brings much chemistry to his scenes. However, since the male actors in these tend to often be props more than actors, it wasn't exactly a huge detractor from the film.

The sex scenes all look pretty much alike. The tattoos the girls wear annoy and sicken me to no end. The sound is cut off during the best parts and covered with music. Not recommended for a pay per view device, which is about the only place you can get this video now. A DVD release might be some improvement where you don't have to sit so close. Last but not least, the contest segments feel like work behind the scenes to sit through after awhile. Put the stuff into an interesting movie first.