Oscar Isaac nel ruolo di...
Gomez Addams
- [at a gloomy, haunted mental asylum]
- Morticia Addams: It's hideous!
- Gomez Addams: It's horrible!
- Morticia Addams, Gomez Addams: It's home!
- Morticia Addams: [Wednesday doesn't come home after her first day of school] It's late.
- Gomez Addams: Wednesday can take care of herself.
- Morticia Addams: It's not Wednesday I'm worried about, it's all the others. We may have to provide an alibi.
- Pugsley Addams: Dad, has anybody ever failed the Mazurka?
- Gomez Addams: Only one: your third cousin Zander.
- Pugsley Addams: Never heard of him.
- Gomez Addams: Exactly!
- Gomez Addams: Tastes like cotton candy.
- Morticia Addams: How do you know what cotton candy tastes like?
- Gomez Addams: Tish, it was my youth. I made mistakes!
- Gomez Addams: [kissing] Your hand is as cold as a dead fish!
- Morticia Addams: My love, that IS a dead fish.
- Gomez Addams: [to Pugsley] Hand over all your explosives, and the TNT, and the M-80s, and the Roman candles...
- Wednesday Addams: Parker's the daughter of that mannequin woman. She says she goes to a school called ju-noir high.
- Gomez Addams: Ju-noir high? Ah, I have read about those in my Abnormal Psychology journals.
- Gomez Addams: [looking through the gift basket] Rasp-berry preserves... must be some kind of scented embalming fluid.
- Gomez Addams: The fog's lifting!
- Morticia Addams: But that's impossible, unless...
- Gomez Addams: Someone's drained the marsh! But who?
- Morticia Addams: [gasps] A town. This isn't good.
- Gomez Addams: We'll have to go introduce ourselves.
- Morticia Addams: It's that Margaux woman. It appears she's worked everybody up into a crazed mob.
- Gomez Addams: Well I must say, I admire her work.
- Gomez Addams: Blow F6, Pugsley. Fire in the hole!
- Pugsley Addams: Yes!
- Uncle Fester: [inside a bathtub] You sunk my battleship.
- Gomez Addams: Well done, Pugsley!