Jack Conley nel ruolo di...
Sheriff Costello
- Dr. Gregory House: I need that phone call. I'm a doctor, and when someone tries to call you three times, it's code for "Pick up the damn phone before someone dies."
- Sheriff Costello: I'm sure there's other smart doctors.
- Dr. Gregory House: You'd be surprised.
- Dr. James Wilson: That's how we met: I was in jail.
- Sheriff Costello: This guy was a total stranger to you and you bailed him out?
- Dr. Gregory House: It was a boring convention. I had to have somebody to drink with.
- Dr. James Wilson: I'm not gonna sit here wasting time just so you can avoid your father's funeral.
- Dr. Gregory House: He's my father. I have the right to avoid his funeral.
- Sheriff Costello: Not if your mother's alive you don't.
- Dr. James Wilson: [to the sherrif] Sir? Not to hurry you, but we need to be at a funeral in...
- Sheriff Costello: Nobody is going anywhere or taking any phone calls till I hear back from Louisiana.
- Dr. James Wilson: It's a really old warrant. Isn't there a statute of limitations on this kind of thing?
- Dr. Gregory House: It's suspended when you flee the state.
- Dr. James Wilson: I didn't flee the state. I left the state because I don't live in the state. And the charges were just so minor...
- Sheriff Costello: Vandalism, destruction of property, assault.
- Dr. James Wilson: There is a simple explanation. There was a medical convention in New Orleans...
- Sheriff Costello: You don't need to explain to me.
- Dr. James Wilson: I was fresh out of med school. I didn't know anybody at the convention.
- Dr. Gregory House: You heard the man, Wilson. You don't have to explain.
- Dr. James Wilson: I am not gonna sit here wasting time just so you can avoid your father's funeral!
- Dr. Gregory House: He's my father. I have the right to avoid his funeral.
- Sheriff Costello: Not if your mother's alive, you don't.
- [to Wilson]
- Sheriff Costello: Okay, explain.
- Dr. James Wilson: I was at the hotel bar trying to unwind, have a drink. There was this guy who kept playing Billy Joel's "Leave a Tender Moment Alone" on the jukebox.
- Sheriff Costello: Leave a Tender Moment is a good song.
- Dr. Gregory House: It's a great song. He was out of line.
- Sheriff Costello: Not as good as "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant" or...
- Dr. James Wilson: So I - I asked the man to stop, politely.
- Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, you yelled politely.
- Dr. James Wilson: I was polite the first couple of times, but courtesy made no impression on this ass, so I threw a bottle into the mirror which successfully conveyed my message.
- Dr. Gregory House: And smashed a 10-foot antique mirror. And set an example to two other patrons who threw shot glasses.
- Dr. James Wilson: I had nothing to do with that fight. The assault charge was totally bogus, and I paid for the mirror.
- Sheriff Costello: I think I have the picture. I assume you're the guy who was playing the song.
- Dr. Gregory House: No, I was the guy who bailed him out.