Kim Cattrall nel ruolo di...
Samantha Jones
- Samantha Jones: The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you.
- Samantha Jones: I'm gonna say the one thing you aren't supposed to say. I love you... but I love me more. I've been in a relationship with myself for 49 years and that's the one I need to work on.
- Carrie Bradshaw: Well, honey, what have you been eating?
- Samantha Jones: Everything except Dante's dick.
- Samantha Jones: I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box
- Carrie Bradshaw: We get it! You like to color...
- Samantha Jones: [hands Carrie her iPhone, which Carrie returns somewhat disgusted]
- Carrie Bradshaw: I don't know how to work this!
- Samantha Jones: Jesus honey! Wax much?
- Miranda Hobbes: What? My marriage is going through a rough spot. I dont have time to wax!
- Samantha Jones: I could be on death row and not have that *situation*!
- Samantha Jones: Relationships aren't just about being happy. I mean, how often are you happy in your relationship?
- Carrie Bradshaw: [to Charlotte] I'm pretty sure that's to you.
- Charlotte York: Every day.
- Samantha Jones: You feel happy every day?
- Charlotte York: Not all day every day, but yes, every day.
- Samantha Jones: [calls Carrie on Valentine's Day] Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod.
- Carrie Bradshaw: Lets go down to the hotel for dinner tonight, I need to get myself out of my Mexi-coma.
- Samantha Jones: Aww, you made a little joke. Good for you!
- Samantha Jones: [meeting a naked Dante] I'm sorry. I'm your neighbor and my dog ran up on your dick... deck!
- Charlotte York: I always knew she'd marry Big.
- Samantha Jones: You thought that after the second break up?
- Charlotte York: Yep.
- Miranda Hobbes: After the fifteenth?
- Carrie Bradshaw: Ha ha, we broke up a lot.
- Samantha Jones: You see? This is how it starts. Next thing you know, we're only having sex three or four times a week.