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Bart Simpson • Nelson Muntz
- Marge Simpson: Bart, I'm sorry, but there's nothing we can do. Your lizards are banned by federal law.
- Bart Simpson: Everyone thinks they're monsters, but I raised them and I love them! I know that's hard to understand.
- Marge Simpson: Mmm. Not as hard as you think.
- [hugs Bart; whispers]
- Marge Simpson: Run for it.
- Bart: [about Nelson's gun] Whoa, can I try that sometime?
- Nelson Muntz: Yeah, sure. Never hurts to have a second set of prints on a gun.
- Bart: Wow, thanks, Nelson. I'll come by your house later!
- Marge: Oh, no you won't! You stay away from Nelson Muntz.
- Bart: But Mom!
- Marge: Nelson's a troubled, lonely, sad little boy. He needs to be isolated from everyone.
- Bart: But Mom!
- Marge: Yes?
- Bart: That's all I got.
- Marge Simpson: [upon seeing the bird Bart accidentally killed with Nelson's B-B gun]
- [gasps]
- Marge Simpson: Bart! Did you kill that poor bird?
- Bart Simpson: I didn't mean to, Mom. The gun pulled the left...
- Marge Simpson: You disobeyed me, snuck over here and murdered a helpless animal?
- Bart Simpson: I know. I really screwed up. I deserved to be punished.
- Marge Simpson: What's the point, Bart? I punish and I punish, and I punish, but it never sinks in. So you know what? Do what you want. You want to play with little hoodlums? Fine. Have fun killing things.
- Homer: Aw, you look like a little tiny dinosaur.
- [it bites Homer]
- Homer: YOW! That's one vicious baby bird!
- Lisa Simpson: Dad, they aren't birds.
- Bart Simpson: Sure they are. They came from eggs in a bird's nest, therefore they are birds. Ickso, Fatso.
- Lisa Simpson: One, they don't have beaks. Two, they don't have feathers. And three, THEY ARE LIZARDS!