John Ritter nel ruolo di...
Jack Tripper
- Jack Tripper: Wait a minute, you'd go to a nude beach and get naked in front of total strangers but you wouldn't in front of me? That doesn't make any sense.
- Chrissy Snow: It makes perfect sense. See, I don't know them, and they don't know me and they don't know who they're seeing, and I don't know who's seeing me. But I know you, and you know me, and you know who you're seeing, and I know who's seeing me. And both of them are me! See?
- Jack Tripper: No, I don't see.
- Chrissy Snow: And you're not going to, either.
- [out the door]
- Jack Tripper: I'd undress in front of you!
- Janet Wood: Later, Jack, when we need a good laugh.
- Jack Tripper: Well, I was jogging along...
- Janet Wood: I don't believe you!
- Chrissy Snow: Neither do I.
- Jack Tripper: Okay, if you don't wanna hear about the naked girl I saw...
- Janet Wood: Wait! What naked girl?
- Jack Tripper: I don't know her name. I was running along on the beach and I turned to say hi and then I tripped over *another* one. Yes, everyone on that beach was *nude!*
- Chrissy Snow: They weren't wearing anything?
- Jack Tripper: Right! That's nude, that's nude. They were just wearing suntan lotion! Could you imagine everywhere I looked all I saw were shiny hills.
- Janet Wood: You mean, you mean, right here on our beach? Now come on, Jack, you're putting us on.
- Jack Tripper: It's true! I spend the last half hour talking to a naked redhead. Just to make sure.
- [chuckles]