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The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie.

After Cartman finds a used tampon that was used by Stan's Mom, Sharon then buys the boys the latest video game system to avoid answering further questions about the tampon and it's uses. The boys play the video game system all weekend long, and are hardly surprised when a talking towel appears to them several times, reminding them about towel safety.

When the boys head off for school, some men come by asking if they've seen a talking towel. When they answer an affirmative, the men quickly drive away. Upon returning home, the boys find their video game system gone, and a phone call informing them that they can have it back if they recover the talking towel.

After finding Towelie, the boys take it to a gas station outside of town, where a fire fight breaks out. The kids seem unfazed by the violence, and just want their video game system back. However, the only clue they are given is to take Towelie (the towel) to the company Tynacorp. Upon arriving there, the head of the company explains that they were tricked, and that the US government took their video game console. The boys are sent into the US base, where they are then told they were double-crossed, and it is actually Tynacorp that has their system.

The boys end up going back to the company, followed by the government. It is then that the US agents reveal that Tynacorp were aliens attempting to spy on humanity, but the boys have found the game system, and aren't paying attention...until an explosion destroys the building. While Kenny dies falling into a boiling pit, the boys with Towelie's help manage to retrieve the game system, and go home.

Though having been on a real adventure, they still seem intent on just playing the game. As Cartman calls Towelie the worst character ever, the towel just responds with: "i know."