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The cartoon is cut short when the show's lazy writers decide to end the episode early to show more 'Animaniacs' reruns. However, Steven Spielberg won't stand for it, and unleashes his vision to finish the cartoon right. Dexter Douglas soon meets a strange alien named Mo-Ron, who becomes lost from his alien friends. Dexter helps Mo-Ron phone home, and soon all is well-that is, until the long distance charges roll in.—Michael Howe

"Next Time, Phone Ahead"

Executive Producer Steven Spielberg reviews the script for the next episode of Freakazoid, only to be upset when the writers create a very short episode in which Dexter Douglas is eaten by an unseen alien and Freakazoid does not appear...all in the name of airing more Animaniacs reruns.

Spielberg then spins his take on the story: Dexter being eaten is just a dream, but the alien is real. However, the alien is a large, moronic-sounding green creature named Boron. Dexter changes into Freakazoid, and instructs Boron in the ways of Earth. Soon realizing that Boron was left behind, Freakazoid helps the creature phone home...only to be hit with an enormous phone bill afterwards.

"Nerdator"

Nerds both famous and non-famous are disappearing all over the world. Dexter Douglas is soon caught by a helmeted hunter called The Nerdator, who intends to harness the collective knowledge of all the world's nerds, to become a supernerd. However, Freakazoid shows the Nerdator the downside to being a nerd, including the worst thing of all: All the cute girls will just want to 'be friends.'

The Nerdator changes his machine to instead suck up the collective brain power of all the handsome men on Earth, while Freakazoid and Steff go out for pie.