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Mr. Crocker • Mrs. Crocker • Mayor • Crocker • Dinkleberg • Denzel Crocker • Juandissimo • Chompy • Dinkleburg • Juandissimo Magnifico • Announcer • Eliminator #1 • Pirate • TV Announcer • Anti-Fairy #1 • Billy Crystal Ball • Bus Driver • Chaz • Chimpy • Clown • Denzel Q. Crocker • Dog • Dolores Crocker • Dolores-Day Crocker • Jeff • Juan • Kevin • Kevin Crocker • Simon • Trixie's Father • Waiter • Advisor • Agent #1 • Al Lakazam • Aldon Bitterroot • Alien #3 • Anti-Fairy Council Member #1 • Anti-Fairy Squad Leader • Ape #2 • Audience Member #2 • Bacon • Balloon Man • Basketball Player #1 • Basketball Player #3 • Basketball Player #4 • Big Brain • Birthday Clown • Bleary • Boar • Boat Announcer • Bucky the Talking Rabbit • Bullfighter • Cappy Bing Bing • Cat • Cat Girlfriend • Cave Person • Cheerleader Try-out Host • Chicken • Chipmunk • Christopher Columbus • Chuckie Black's Friend • Chupacabra • Coach • Cockroach • Colon the Clown • Commander #1 • Computer Voice • Cop • Councilman #1 • Cow Fairy • Crazy Cow • Crockbot 9000 • Crocker's Mom • Crocker's Mother • Crockeroos • Cuddles • Darlington • Deep Male Voice • Demolition Chief • Denzil Crocker • Destroyian Robot • Dinkelberg • Dog Catcher • Dr Snipolvitz • Dr. Poof • Dr. Snipowitz • Duck • Eddie • Emo Guy • Enforcer Fairy • Eye • Fairy #1 • Fairy Dispatcher • Fairy Elder #3 • Fairy Messenger • Felos • Flipsie • Floating Scientist • French Boy • Game Announcer • Game Show Host • Geek#2 • Gene • General McCloud • Gigglepie Sergeant • Gnome • Golf Ball • Grandpa Vlad • Grant Wish • Hank • Happy Cat Kid Days Actor #2 • Haunted Volcano Actor #1 • Heckler • Human Bullet • Ice Cream Guy • Island Man • Jack-o-bot • Janitor • Jealousy • Jensen the Butler • Jerry • John Hancock • Juandissmo Magnifico • Judge • Kid #2 • Kid #3 • Macho Nacho • Maho Mushi Announcer • Male Flight Attendant • Man • Man #1 • Mean Looking Kid • Mo Wienergristle • Mole Person #1 • Monster Make-up Artist • Mountie #1 • Mouse Man • Mozzarella Juandissimo • Mr. Denzel Crocker • Mr. Shickadance • Mr. Whiskers • Mrs Crocker • Neighbor • Network announcer • Old Man • Owl • Parrot • Patient • Patron #2 • Picasso • Pilot • Plate • Polar Bear • President's Aide • Principal • Producer • Rat • Referee • Rooster • Sasquatch • Sergeant • Shark #1 • Sheldon Dinkleberg • Small Person • Stage Hand • Strong Man • Stuntman • Submarine Captain • Super Bike • Superbrain • Sushi Salesman • Swat Captain • TV Repairman • Taco Dude • Taxi Driver • Teacher • Television • The Bad Parent Hunter • The Mayor • Thug • Tony Futurelli • Troll Kid • Uncle Albert • Uncle Carmine • Vampire • Wink Winkyoink • Wrestler • Writer • Young Crocker
- Denzel Crocker: [shows painting] And here's another painting... The Scream.
- Timmy Turner: Why is he screaming?
- Denzel Crocker: Because he was wrong! And he got an F!
- [unrolls bottom of painting to reveal a table next to the screaming person, with an F on it]
- Denzel Crocker: Like you!
- [sticks a paper marked F on Timmy's hair]
- Computer: Uploading proof of fairies. One percent.
- Denzel Crocker: YAY!
- Computer: Zero percent.
- Denzel Crocker: Boo! Curse this obsolete one month old technology!
- Computer: Negative one percent.
- Jorgen von Strangle: For failing to distract the dragon, the handsome fairy loses! However, he is still very sexy.
- Wandisimo: This I can live with.
- Denzel Crocker: [Principal Waxelplax has locked everyone inside the classroom] No! I can't be locked in a room with children! I'm not a people person! I'm barely a person!
- [ducks behind his desk]
- Denzel Crocker: HELP!
- Wandisimo: Can it be? Wanda the love of my life who I lost to Cosmo who I lost when he married you so you'd stay lost to me?
- [Mr.Crocker gives Cosmo and Wanda coffee. The two of them start acting hyper and jump up and down]
- Cosmo: This coffee is great!
- [shouts]
- Cosmo: Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Where do they get this stuff?
- Denzel Crocker: Columbia.
- Wanda: Oh! We should go there!
- Denzel Crocker: Now to spin the wheel to find a new crazy obsession.
- Denzel Crocker: [spins wheel and it lands on women] Women? Hmm... maybe I should shoot for something more realistic.
- Denzel Crocker: [spins wheel again] Come on unicorns!