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Bartok
- Bartok: Just wishing I could do the job for you, sir. I'd give her a ha! And a hi-ya! And then a ooh-wah! And I'd kick her, sir.
- Bartok: You know, you really should watch your blood pressure. My nephew Izzy just keeled over mid-mango. Stress, it's a killer, sir. And he was a fruit bat. No meat. No blood even.
- Rasputin: Bartok, get me a comb, find some cologne. I want to look my best!
- Bartok: That might take some work, sir.
- Rasputin: We're going to a party!
- Bartok: A party? Ooh, I could teach you the latest dance step. It starts with, like, a "whoa." And then you get really crazy with the hips, sir. It's fun!
- Rasputin: We'll let the Grand Duchess Anastasia have her moment.
- Bartok: [dancing] Aah, who cares?
- Rasputin: And then we'll kill her!
- Bartok: Right. Kill... kill her? Sir, what happened to the party idea?
- Rasputin: That's where I will kill her.
- [laughs and tears up newspaper]
- Rasputin: Crush her at the height of her glory.
- Bartok: And we're back to the crushing. Sir, I'm begging you, please, please forget the girl and get a life!
- Rasputin: Oh, I'll get a life, Bartok. Hers!
- Dimitri: [after making a deal with Anya] May I present... Her Royal Highness, the Grand Duchess Anastasia.
- Anastasia: Pooka, we are going to Paris!
- Dimitri: Uh, the dog stays.
- Anastasia: I'm talking about the dog goes.
- Dimitri: No, the dog is not going.
- Anastasia: I say he's going.
- Dimitri: I'm allergic to dogs.
- Bartok: [after hearing Dimitri and Anya argue] Anastasia? Yeah, just one problem there, fella. Anastasia's dead. All the Romanovs are dead. They're dead. Dead, dead, dead. Am I right, my friend?
- [to the "relic"]
- Bartok: I mean, how could that be Ana...!
- [screaming, clinging to the "relic", whimpers and hanging upside down]
- Bartok: Oh, come on. Am I supposed to believe that thing woke up after all these years, just because some guy claims she's a Romanov? OK, OK, I get the message! Enough already with the glowing and the smoke people!
- [sighs]
- Bartok: If that thing's come back to life, that must mean... Anastasia's alive.
- Dimitri: Just leave the dog.
- Anastasia: I am not leaving the dog!
- Bartok: And that's her!
- Rasputin: Something is happening, Bartok. I could feel the dark forces stirring.
- Bartok: I'm not surprised, sir. It's Anastasia. I saw her.
- Rasputin: Anastasia, alive?
- [His mouth falls out]
- Bartok: Ah, sir? Your lips, they're...
- Rasputin: That Romanov brat!
- Bartok: Ain't that a kick in the head. I guess a curse isn't what it used to be.
- Rasputin: [after his hand detaches from his arm] Look at me! I'm falling apart.
- [crying]
- Rasputin: I'm a wreck!
- Bartok: Actually, considering how long you've been dead, you look pretty good. Sir, you do!
- Rasputin: [flattered] Really?
- Bartok: Sir, is this the face of a bat who would lie to you?
- [gives Rasputin a cute face]
- [Young Anastasia and Empress Marie are stuck in Anastasia's room. Young Dimitri enters from a secret door in a wall]
- Dowager Empress Marie: [as she tries to take Young Anastasia out the main door] Please, hurry.
- Young Dimitri: [stops them and drags them to the secret door] Come this way! Out the servants quarters!
- [Young Anastasia accidently drops her music box as she's being forced in the door]
- Dowager Empress Marie: [follows Anastasia] Hurry, Anastasia!
- Bartok: [watches them escape from the bedroom window] Rasputin, she's getting away!
- Young Anastasia: [heads back in the room] My music box!
- Young Dimitri: [gently forces her back out the door] Go, go!
- [closes the door]