Sofia Vergara wishes she had ''fake boobs'' because her massive mammaries are losing their firmness. The 43-year-old actress' huge bust is 32F and although she has always been very happy with her more-than ample assets she has noticed a decrease in perkiness recently. She said: ''I wish I had fake boobs. When I lay down they go down to here (points). It's not funny!'' Sofia's big breasts have always caused her a few problems, with the biggest issue being finding bras that fit. When the 'Modern Family' first relocated from Colombia to the Us she had to buy her underwear from stores in Los Angeles that specialise in garments for ''skinny'' strippers with ''enormous boobs''. In an interview with Vanity Fair Spain magazine, she said: ''Because I have such huge boobs buying bras has always been a nightmare throughout my life. When I settled down in Los Angeles,...