Chinese cinematic eroticism does absolutely nothing for me. That having been said, I am a little curious about softcore veteran Cash Chin’s upcoming science fiction epic “The 33D Invader” (aka “The Fruit is Ripe 33D”), a silly little picture about space aliens looking for sexual healing. The first half of the embedded trailer looks like your typical low-budget genre flick, complete with wonky special effects and plenty of cheesy dialogue. The second half, however, reminds me of the stuff Cinemax used to show during their “Friday After Dark” lock. If you’re a guy and you’re over 30, don’t pretend like you didn’t watch it. “The 33D Invader”, which stars Akiho Yoshizawa, Monna Lam, Wu Qing-Qing, and Kato Taka, opens in China on September 29th, 2011. “Sex and Zen”, I blame you for this. The aforementioned clip rests below. Keep in mind that it’s not safe for work.