Chevy Chase crédité pour le rôle de...
Pierce Hawthorne
- Dean Pelton: Pierce, what's your platform?
- Pierce Hawthorne: My platform is one tall enough to push Vicki off of to her death.
- [Vicki looks at Pierce in disgust and runs away]
- Dean Pelton: Vicki? Well, it appears Vicki has dropped out of the race.
- Pierce Hawthorne: Then, so do I. I only entered this to get back at Vicki for not lending me a pencil.
- Annie Edison: Resolved, then.
- Jeff Winger: Resolved.
- Pierce Hawthorne: When we seek to destroy others, we often hurt ourself, because it is the self that wants to be destroyed.
- Jeff Winger: Pierce, you're not usually so poignant.
- Pierce Hawthorne: So, I... I... I go into the bathroom with Tom, and uh... and we both, you know, take 'em out. And I say, "Size more? Try size less."
- [cackling]
- Pierce Hawthorne: Ha-ha-ha.
- Jeff Winger: [incredulously under his breath] Wow.
- Troy Barnes: [disheartened] Wow. I wanna go to rehab and compare penises with famous people.
- Pierce Hawthorne: All in good time, kiddo.