Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar

Ten years after the phenomenal "The Doomstar Requiem" comes the sequel "Army of the Doomstar", this time as a feature-length animated film. All the technical aspects of the series we loved are here again, everything is apparently the same as it was, except for the most important - humor. Not that this isn't hilariously funny, but it's not even mildly entertaining. One big nothing dragged out for almost an hour and a half, with characters rendered pathetic, rare and failed attempts at humor, and without a single catchy track. Not only is there nothing memorable, but it is so boring that I did not manage to watch it all at once. Shame.

5/10.

Thank you Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha.

From watching when the first season aired, I can confidently say that Doomstar was worth the wait. Finally, Dethklok fans were able to close a chapter that we all hold near and dear to our hearts.

The only thing that would make it better would be news of another run at the series or another movie... but I'm happy and content with what we have. There's nothing like seeing your favorite band release new material for the first time, now we'll be able to cherish it for forever.

Death Album IV, that goes with the film is absolutely amazing. I'm going back, yet again, to watch from Season one, all the way up to Doomstar.

I loved the tv series. Seasons 1 to 3 in particular I've probably seen at least 4 to 5 times each. However if you're here for a laugh you won't find it in this. It's just the "lore" of the doomstar and anything else which I feel was better when it was in the background. I'll admit this was WAY better than the "musical" ego trip they put together but this is still not very good. Maybe a die hard fan who has no sense of humor will love it. At least this was better than the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie that came out recently.

I liked it better when the series was about out of touch rockstars. Getting plastic surgery, why it's dangerous to date fans or trying to get back to their roots are three that come to mind. The episodes were mostly short but because of that we craved more. Compare that to the 4th season of The Twilight Zone where the episodes doubled in length and some of them were extremely difficult to get through.

The art style was very hit or miss. The final battle was trash. This was a great idea on paper but perhaps it was the best they could do with their budget. I found myself constantly getting bored as the story struggled to keep me involved. I love how spiteful Nathan is to the fans telling them where to go in the beginning too. This is full of boring cliches and I didn't enjoy it at all to the point I wish this was never made.

Either way. If there is little to no humor and just the "lore" it honestly that's like if half the band didn't show up to play a concert. Yeahhh pickles and toki showed up!

Metalocalypse was one of my favorite shows to watch in high school. Skwisgaar Skwigelf taught me how to sweep pick. To see it get a finale after all these years is wonderful. The plot of Doomstar was serious and less focused on the show's quirky humor, but it was still awesome. There were new songs, returning characters, beautifully animated sequences, and a cool acknowledgment to all the fans of the show. Although, I'm a tiny bit disappointed the Finnish Lake Troll and Mashed Potato Johnson didn't make a cameo. But whatever. Thank you Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha for creating this show and making all the fans happy.

Well, where to start...

After the original Metalocalypse show ended and after The Doomstar Reqiuem, this was supposed to be a grand finale that would conclude the excellent series we know as Metalocalypse.

Unfortunately, this movie is not even a shadow of the former show, this is just another failure.

The characters here are now whiny shadows of what they once were. The show deserved a proper ending, but this movie is a disaster.

It just goes to show that the entertainment industry has almost nothing to do with entertainment anymore.

Dethklok was perfect as it is, fun and brutal, but that's clearly not desirable in the movie industry anymore.

Dethklok is now a group of pathetic whining losers, especially Nathan Explosion, who is now constantly whining and saying how hard it is for him. Total destruction of fun characters.

The music is good, the voice acting is solid, but that's how it should be.

What is catastrophically bad is the script, as if we are not watching Metalocalypse, but something completely different. And that's not what we wanted to see.

A complete waste of time.