Jackie Coogan crédité pour le rôle de...
Uncle Fester
- Morticia Addams: [in the guise of Diana's mother] You owe me a nickel!
- Uncle Fester: Ya need it all at once?
- [Trying to retrieve a phone number for a business deal from memory, Fester ends up telephoning himself on his other extension]
- Uncle Fester: [ring] Hello.
- Uncle Fester: Hello! I don't like that merger deal.
- Uncle Fester: You don't like it! Who asked you?
- Uncle Fester: Nobody asked me. I'm tellin' you, smart guy!
- Uncle Fester: Oh, so now I'm a smart guy, huh? Well, you listen...
- Uncle Fester: No, you listen - the deal's off.
- [hangs up]
- Uncle Fester: Oh, yeah? Well, you can say that again!
- [hangs up]
- Uncle Fester: [to Lurch] You can't let these fellas push you around.
- Lurch: [having seen the whole thing] Uggggggh.
- Uncle Fester: [explaining why there's a light bulb in his mouth] Oh, the children persuaded me to light up and ride my cycle around, just for old time's sake.
- Morticia Addams: We love to watch him ride his motorcycle in the house.
- Gomez Addams: And wrestle the alligator.
- Thaddeus Logan: Wrestle... the alligator? A live alligator?
- Gomez Addams: Not very sporting wrestling a dead one.
- Uncle Fester: Gomez, uh, can you see your way clear to advance me a nickel for a postage stamp?
- Gomez Addams: No, but I can give you a check.
- Uncle Fester: All right! If that's what it takes, I'll get it! You'll see! I'll be a big success! I'll throw gold, and diamonds, right at your daughter's feet!
- Morticia Addams: [in the guise of Diana's mother] I warn you, she 's got... very big feet!
- Lurch: Youuuuu Rannnng.
- Uncle Fester: No, but, Lurch, you can get the car out. I have a date with a very important oyster.