Stars: Jocelyn Hudon, Grace Van Dien, Pauline Dyer, Alix Villaret, Sean Maguire, Christopher Russell, Graham Greene, Michael P. Northey | Written by Peter Moore Smith, Steven Paul | Directed by Kelly Halihan

A beautifully restored muscle car sits by the side of the road as V for Vengeance begins. The trunk pops open and Emma pops out, changes into a skimpy outfit and waits. It doesn’t take long before some fat redneck shows up and tries to take advantage of the situation. He gets sucked, but not in the way he wanted.

The next time she tries this she ends up getting picked up by Scarlett, her adoptive, and estranged, sister. The two are vampires who apparently aren’t bothered by the bright sunlight they’re fighting each other under, silver however is a problem for them.

After an extremely long and poorly staged fight, we find out why Scarlett was looking for her,...