Jenny Slate: Gidget

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Gidget

Chloe: Okay, Gidget, eat Sweet Pea.
Gidget: What?
Chloe: Cats eat birds. It's nature.
Gidget: Yeah, I'm gonna pass.
Chloe: No, no, no, you used your one pass on the litter box. You have to do this.
Gidget: But...
Chloe: Buh-buh-buh-buh... do it!
Buddy: You're seriously going to make Gidget eat Sweet Pea?
Chloe: Oh, no, no, no, no, of course not. I'm just freaking her...
[They gasp in shock as Gidget puts Sweet Pea in her mouth]
Gidget: Okay, what's next?
Chloe: Gidget, no! That's... Bad dog! Bad cat-dog!

Gidget: [whispering] Chloe? I need your help. Chloe.
Gidget: [looks around to her purring] Oh. Uh... oh. Uh, Chloe? Chloe, are you okay?
Chloe: [shuts her mouth] Shh.
Gidget: Sorry. Uh, I'm-I'm just... I'm...
Gidget: [sighs] Real quick... why is there a lampshade on your head?
Chloe: Heh Heh! Listen, Gidget, baby, I gotta be honest with you. My owner have given me a little bit of catnip.
[chuckles then falls off then chuckles again then sighs]
Gidget: Oh, okay. Gotcha. That's great. Um, listen.
Chloe: It is great, Gidget. Everything is great...
Gidget: All right.
Chloe: [a purring sound apear] Do you hear that?
Gidget: Hear what?
Chloe: It's like... It's like a tiny... like a tiny motor. It's like a humming sound.
Gidget: [purring sound continues] I'm not... don't know what your ta... Oh. Chloe, you're purring. Heh heh. That's you.
Chloe: What? That's me? Like as in the sound is coming from inside of me?
Gidget: Yep.
Chloe: Oh. I wonder what other sounds I could make.
[lets out a meowing sound]
Gidget: It-It's just, Max trusted me to look after his Busy Bee, and then...
Chloe: [lets out a high pitch purr]
Gidget: Ugh. Chloe would you listen?
Chloe: [lets out a loud yowl]
Gidget: Wow. Please stop.
Chloe: [makes a low yowl]
Gidget: Are you finished?
Chloe: [makes a high pitch squeak]
Gidget: THI IS IMPORTANT. I lost Busy Bee. I gotta get it back, but to do that... Chloe...
[sighs]
Gidget: I need you to teach me the way of the cat.