- Henry Hart: I'm disappointing everybody. I mean, people should just call me "Kid Disappointment."
- Captain Man: All right, well, just tell me what the problem is.
- Henry Hart: Time. School. Working for you. My family. It's just... It's a lot to handle.
- Captain Man: Well... I do know a guy who could get rid of your family.
- Jabab: My whole store is destroyed!
- Captain Man: No need to thank us.
- Jabab: *Thank* you?
- Captain Man: You're welcome.
- Captain Man: Strike three.
- Kid Danger: That was only two.
- Captain Man: Okay, don't correct me in front of the criminals.
- Captain Man: [picking up a photograph in Henry's bedroom] Hey! Who's this?
- Henry Hart: My mom.
- Captain Man: Nice! She uh... She still married to your dad or...?
- Henry Hart: Yes!
- Captain Man: She ever seem lonely or bored to...?
- Henry Hart: Go home, Ray.
- [Captain Man heads for the window]
- Henry Hart: The picture, Ray.
- Captain Man: [handing it over] Yeah, all right.
- Jasper Dunlop: What's the matter with you?
- Henry Hart: Nothin'. Just... I got a lot goin' on.
- Jasper Dunlop: Is it your hormones? Is your body changing, too? You been havin' weird dreams?
- Henry Hart: I haven't had ANY dreams 'cause I'm not getting any sleep.
- Charlotte Page: I have the same dream all the time. It always starts with me getting a horse for my birthday, and then Jasper shows up, and then the horse kicks Jasper in the face.
- Jasper Dunlop: But I end up being okay, right?
- Charlotte Page: No.
- [Ray Manchester and Mr. Gooch hook Henry up to the Cerebral Data Transducer - H.R.Z. for short]
- Henry Hart: Whoa, intense, but uhh, will this hurt?
- Mr. Gooch: Yes, very much.
- Henry Hart: WHAT?
- Captain Man: You really wanna fight us?
- Shaft: Can I just fight the kid?
- Captain Man: No, you can't "just... ."
- Kid Danger: Sure he can! Come on, tough guy!
- Shaft: Okay.
- Henry Hart: Why am I locked in a chair?
- Ray Manchester: You wanna get a good grade on your Puerto Rican math test?
- Henry Hart: History.
- Ray Manchester: Same thing.
- Henry Hart: Anyway, I really doing this appreciate you for me. I...
- Ray Manchester, Mr. Gooch: Uh-oh.
- Mr. Gooch: It's the side effects.
- Henry Hart: What side effects?
- Ray Manchester: You see, after you use the H.R.Z., when you talk you might mix up your words for a few days.
- Henry Hart: Well, you could have before that you told me.
- Mr. Gooch: The important thing is that now you're going to do well on your test.
- Henry Hart: Yeah.
- [Henry suddenly givers off a high-pitch scream]
- Henry Hart: Why did I just...?
- Mr. Gooch: Uh, that's another side effect.
- Ray Manchester: Sometimes you'll scream like...
- [Henry suddenly screams again]
- Ray Manchester: ...a girl.
- Henry Hart: Wh...
- Mr. Gooch: For a few days.
- Henry Hart: Oh, so I'm a girl like a days for a few screams?
- [a conflict arrises between Ray's attack plan on The Toddler and Henry's friend's scheduled birthday party]
- Ray Manchester: It's cool. Uh, you go to Jasper's party. I'll handle The Toddler by myself. Don't worry about it.
- Henry Hart: Are you sure?
- Ray Manchester: Yeah, I've battled The Toddler alone before. Almost killed me, but whatever.
- Henry Hart: But, now I feel all bad.
- Ray Manchester: Nyah-ah-ah, don't feel bad. I'll save the world. You go have a fun time at Jasper's birthday party. Dance. Drink some fruity punch.
- Henry Hart: [to Miss Shapen] Whoa, whoa, what happened? Did you give me a wet willy?
- Charlotte Page: Mm-hm. It was real wet.
- Charlotte Page: [entering] Uh, what are we watchin'?
- Jasper Dunlop: [watching TV] Natural Surgery.
- Charlotte Page: What is Natural Surgery?
- Jasper Dunlop: They do surgery but with no anesthesia.
- Charlotte Page: No pain killers?
- Jasper Dunlop: None. See? That guy's gettin' a heart bypass.
- [man scream]
- Jasper Dunlop: [Jasper and Charlotte laugh]