Craig Robinson acreditado por interpretar...
Darryl Philbin
- Toby Flenderson: Hey, Darryl, look, uh... We're here to apologize.
- Darryl Philbin: Then we're cool.
- Dwight Schrute: [notices the warehouse employees behind him] Wait! They're using the lift as their own personal elevator.
- Toby Flenderson: What?
- Dwight Schrute: He broke his ankle climbing over the railing, then he lied about it because it was a misuse of company equipment. Case. Closed.
- Darryl Philbin: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
- Dwight Schrute: Really? Then why is there new wood only on one railing? Hmm?
- [to Toby]
- Dwight Schrute: Let's just check the security tapes, Toby.
- Toby Flenderson: Well, you know, I don't think there's any reason to check 'em, but I suppose if you want to be really certain...
- Darryl Philbin: Alright, yeah. Fine, so whatever.
- Dwight Schrute: YES!
- Toby Flenderson: You really did it.
- Dwight Schrute: Now, I would like to file an official complaint to corporate because Darryl lied on an official form.
- Darryl Philbin: [rises to his feet] Then I'm telling 'em you guys sexually harassed my sister.
- Dwight Schrute: [snorts] No judge is gonna believe that.
- [Upon hearing this, Gwyneth also stands up next to Darryl and joins the tense stare-down. Dwight doesn't back down, but his eyes shift edgily between Darryl and Gwyneth]
- Toby Flenderson: [nervously] Okay... Look, we could all file complaints against each other and just drown in a sea of paperwork, but, you know, we'll just move on with our -- with our lives.
- [Still engrossed in their confrontation, Dwight and Darryl ignore him]
- Toby Flenderson: [later, in the annex] So Dwight and Darryl came to an agreement that they would both file complaints against corporate, and now I get to do all this paperwork.
- [pause]
- Toby Flenderson: We worked it out.