Kyle Justin: The Guitar Guy

Battletoads

The Guitar Guy

Kyle Justin: The hell with this shit.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: The hell with this *fucking* shit.
Kyle Justin: The hell with this banana buffalo wearing... bastard bullshit!
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Yeah, now you're talking! Well anyway, Battletoads...
Kyle Justin: I'm going behind the couch.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Yeah, go bunker yourself from all these, like, shitty games.

The Angry Video Game Nerd: People were wondering, like, what is this? Some cheap Ninja Turtles knock-off? But it was actually pretty good...
[notices Kyle had sat down next to him]
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Who the fuck are you?
Kyle Justin: I'm your guitar guy.
[AVGN stares at him]
Kyle Justin: I play your theme song... from behind the couch.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Well go back behind the damn couch! Geez.
Kyle Justin: You know that's not really the welcome I expected.

Kyle Justin: Why can't I review the game with you?
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Why can't you... because that's not how it works. I play the games and you... get your ass back behind the FUCKING COUCH!

The Angry Video Game Nerd: Game over? That's game over for you, not for me.
Kyle Justin: Uh, I don't know.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: What? You've gotta be kidding me. You died, but we both have to start back at the beginning.
Kyle Justin: Sorry.

The Angry Video Game Nerd: [Kyle's player kills his] Oh you fucker!
Kyle Justin: I didn't mean to do it.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Oh that's really a problem. You shouldn't be able to hit each other. That's fucking BULLSHIT!

The Angry Video Game Nerd: Alright, fine, you can sit here just this one time.
Kyle Justin: Thank you.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: You happy?
Kyle Justin: I'm very happy.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Very good. Okay, Battletoads on the NES... put that down.
[Kyle picks up the second controller]
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Put it down, drop it! You can't fucking play the game with me.
Kyle Justin: Why not?
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Because it's not even a two player game.
Kyle Justin: Yeah it is.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: No it's not, look, you see two players? Push start, that's it. Alright, so anyway, the game begins...
[sees two players]
The Angry Video Game Nerd: How'd you do that?
Kyle Justin: I pushed start.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Ohhhh, so it's arcade style.

Kyle Justin: I don't ever get to do anything. You don't even use my song that much anymore.

Kyle Justin: What the fuck?
The Angry Video Game Nerd: I SWEAR I didn't mean to do that. I was just trying to get the guy.