- Kermit the Frog: [reading from script] Uh, Thank you, thank you... Fozzie, this is not going to work.
- Fozzie Bear: Just read off the page, frog.
- Fozzie Bear: Um... Leggies and genglefins. "Leggies and genglefins"?
- Fozzie Bear: Let's see.
- Kermit the Frog: It says "Leggies and genglefins."
- Fozzie Bear: All right, so my typing is bad.
- Kermit the Frog: Leggies and genglefins, welcun again to tie Mupple Shocks. Uh, my name is Kermit the Forg... The Forg?
- Fozzie Bear: Come on, pick up the pace. Here we go.
- Kermit the Frog: And our spegial guest stap is the amazing Hapry Bela... That's Harry Belafonte, folks.
- Fozzie Bear: Kermit, your timing must be off. You should be getting big laughs with that stuff.
- [Kermit screams Fozzie off the stage]
- Kermit the Frog: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Harry Belafonte!
- [Fozzie has asked Harry Belafonte where he gets his ideas for his songs]
- Harry Belafonte: Well, they don't come easily, you have to get inspired. Like the song we're going to do next; I discovered that song in Africa. I was in a country called Guinea; and I went deep into the interior of the country and in a little village, I met with a storyteller. And that storyteller went way back into African tradition and African mythology and began to tell the story about the fire, which means the sun, and about the water, and about the earth, and then he pointed out that all these things put together turn the world around. And that all of us are here for a very, very short time and in that time when we're here, there really isn't any difference in any of us, if we take time to understand each other. And the question is, do I know who you are, do you know who I am, do we care about each other? 'Cause if we do, together, we can turn the world around.
- Fozzie Bear: Fozzie, what are you doing with this typewriter on my table?
- Fozzie Bear: Kermit, I am writing the script for this week's show!
- Fozzie Bear: What makes you think the show needs a script?
- Kermit the Frog: Oh, come on Kermit! Every show has a script! Yeah, that way you leave nothing to chance!
- [Rowlf and Lew Zealand enter, about to go on stage for the Musical Moment]
- Fozzie Bear: Hey guys! Guys! This is the Musical Moment for this week.
- Rowlf the Dog: [reading] Uh, "Curtains open. Lew Zealand and Rowlf do something funny..."
- Fozzie Bear, Rowlf the Dog: [Fozzie reads with him] "... Curtains close."
- Fozzie Bear: [Rowlf and Lew Zealand exit for the stage] Go get 'em!
- Kermit the Frog: You leave nothing to chance, huh?
- Fozzie Bear: Trust me.
- Link Hogthrob: [in Miss Piggy's body] Wha - ? But this is terrible, I can't live my life being you.
- Miss Piggy: [in Link's body] You think you've got troubles!
- Link Hogthrob: Heh ... of course, I am kind of cute this way.
- Miss Piggy: Hey, watch it, watch it. Don't you dare touch you!
- Kermit the Frog: Well. It's been such a great show that we can't bring ourselves to end it. But we all know who we have to thank for that.
- Fozzie Bear: The script writers?
- Kermit the Frog: No, the guest star Fozzie. Thank you from all of us Mr. Harry Belafonte.
- Harry Belafonte: This is the greatest group of singers I've ever worked with the Muppets. Night all.
- Kermit the Frog: We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show.