Harvey Keitel acreditado por interpretar...
Dad
- Jimmy the Demon: Knock-knock.
- Satan: Yes, Jimmy?
- Jimmy the Demon: Don't forget. You're shoving a pineapple up Hitler's ass at 4 p.m.
- Jimmy the Demon: You were gone ten seconds, what happened?
- Nicky: I got hit by this big light that was attached to a lot of metal.
- Satan: That's a train, son, don't stand in front of them.
- Nicky: Well, I'll have to take a mulligan on this one.
- Satan: I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I regretfully have to decline.
- Dan Marino: C'mon, man, I'm just asking, let me win one Superbowl.
- Satan: In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino.
- Dan Marino: You did it for Namath.
- Satan: Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways.
- Dan Marino: This sucks. I'll just go to the Superbowl as an announcer, and I'll win myself an Emmy!
- Satan: That's the spirit!
- Nicky: You're a good devil, dad.
- Satan: And I also happen to be a Jets fan.
- Nicky: [Nicky sees his deteriorated father] Oh, my God, dad!
- Satan: Nicky, I got no legs, I got no hips, I got one ear!
- [His left ear detached]
- Satan: I got no ears!
- Jimmy the Demon: Now, he has no ears. Are you happy, Nicky?
- Nicky: Adrian's got the whole city following me.
- Satan: I can't hear you, Nicky! I can't hear anything!
- Jimmy the Demon: [Talking to Satan's detached ear] Check one-two. One-two.
- Satan: Put it back on my head!
- Jimmy the Demon: [Jimmy puts Satan's ear back on] Hey. If you look to him, you got 'til midnight tonight. Now, you get your ass back up there and you save your father. Go!
- Nicky: I'm gonna save you, dad!
- Satan: Nicky!
- Jimmy the Demon: Go, go, go, go, go!
- Nicky: I'm gonna save you!
- Jimmy the Demon: Move it, move it! Go, Nicky, go!
- Lucifer: What's with all these hoo-hoo noises?
- Satan: Everything's fine, pop.
- Lucifer: Everything's fine? Who're you bullshitting? The last time you said everything was fine, the Renaissance happened!
- Satan: Please, Pop. Go back to your room.
- Lucifer: [Points to Gatekeeper] Hey, can I take him with me?
- [following from deleted scene]
- Lucifer: Heh, I want to have sex with his head.
- Satan: [theatrical version resumes] Sure, Pop. Whatever you want. Tithead, go with my father.
- Gatekeeper: [deleted scene resumes] This is going to be whole a different lifestyle for me, isn't it?
- Lucifer: Maybe, I'll just nibble here and there. Who knows?
- Gatekeeper: Do what you got to do, Your Horniness.
- Lucifer: Okay. You know, Stanley...
- Satan: Use a condom, Pop.
- Satan: [Deleted scene; Satan is dancing to a Pink Floyd track at his throne room before Nicky turns it off] Now, that was an experience. "You are only coming through in waves." That line blows my mind every time. I don't care what mood you're in the start of that song. When it's finished, that mood had been altered.
- Nicky: Besides, like a trip. Like a trip!
- Satan: Whew. Great shit. What's next?
- Nicky: Well, I figured after messing with your mind a little bit, I might as well give you a kick in the keister.
- [Nicky puts on Enter Sandman by Metallica]
- Satan: Who is this, Metal-lic-a?
- Nicky: It was Metallica, dad! Come on!
- Satan: I was just playing with you.
- Cassius: [alternate scene] Hey, how's daddy's little girl doing today?
- Nicky: Oh, I didn't see you guys over there. What's up?
- [Cassius snaps his fingers]
- Cassius: You want to Mind Wrestle?
- Nicky: Actually, I'm alright. I was thinking of chilling by the Throne Room for a bit.
- [He gets mind wrestled by Cassius]
- Cassius: Gotcha!
- Nicky: Yeah, yeah, you got me.
- [Nicky gets mind wrestled again]
- Nicky: Hat trick, good one!
- Cassius: Now, here's the big finish!
- Nicky: No, please! Don't... do... this!
- [the mind wrestling makes Nicky cause self harm towards his head and groin; making Adrian laugh]
- Satan: What are you boys doing?
- [Cassius stops mind wrestling his brother]
- Nicky: Nothing, dad. Cassius was just giving my face and balls a massage.