Here’s how you know that your film has made it to the big time: You get a porn parody. Back to the Future got one. Guardians of the Galaxy got one, as well. And the next franchise to power a raunchy, Nsfw porn parody? The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Naturally. Here’s the Nsfw trailer for it. You might want to close your office door before watching: As you might imagine, the origin story for our beloved warrior turtles changes drastically for the porn parody, Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles. This revised history involves radioactive sperm getting into the sewers. How? We’re afraid to ask. But that leads to the creation of new heroes Michelangeblow, Master Sphincter, Dongatello, Casey Bones, and more. Really, this isn’t That much worse than Michael Bay’s version. I mean, if you saw Megan Fox in ...