Zombie Movies that won't be in my Collection
Zombie films that are NO-FUN, Aren't really Zombie movies or are just too horrible I give a brief description.
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- DirectoresHoward J. FordJonathan FordEstrellasRob FreemanPrince David OseiDavid DontohUn mercenario estadounidense, el único sobreviviente de un accidente de avión, tiene que atravesar África.Too depressing and hopeless. A Zombie plague in Africa with all the other Ebola and River blindness plagues. It's all you can do just to survive as it is Day in Day out in Africa now add the Zombies Survival element.
SCENE; A survivor is walking down a dark unlit tunnel, he only knows a Zombie is approaching him because of the sounds of the flies buzzing around the zombie as it gets closer. - DirectorBruce McDonaldEstrellasStephen McHattieLisa HouleGeorgina ReillyCuando el locutor Grant Mazzy acude a su emisora de radio en Pontypool, piensa que es un día más de trabajo. Pero al oír los informes de que un virus está convirtiendo a la gente en zombis, Mazzy se aísla en la cabina de radio.Too spooky, the whole plot of the Zombie movie is discovering how you can avoid it or stop it. In this one you can't. They never got around to saying how it was spread.
SCENE; They do a run-down of people who were infected killed thier families friends and neighbors then infected others who went onto to kill and infect. The image of the future Zombies smiling on their front lawns and driveways with their families around them as the narrator explains how A killed B then C is creepier than them showing how it happened. - DirectorPaco PlazaEstrellasLeticia DoleraDiego MartínIsmael MartínezEl día de la boda de una pareja se vuelve horrible cuando algunos de los invitados comienzan a mostrar signos de una extraña enfermedad.A disapointing Zombie film a sadly disapointing prequel to the [REC] franchise.
C'MON MAN; The Million dollar wedding reception ballroom scene. An uncle gets infected, infects his wife, then we go down in the caverns, the bowels of the building chasing after the bride. Instead of staying top level with the Wedding party watching each one to infect one. An hour later we return to the Ball-Room, and there's still un-infected bridesmaids running around screaming with their dresses hiked up and their shoes in the hands. Really where have they been the last hour. The band couldn't fight the Zombies off using their mike stands, but the bridesmaids found the will and way to survive this long. - DirectorEdward DouglasEstrellasAndrew DivoffJason CarterTom SaviniTells the story of a vampire relic with occult powers that falls into the hands of a grief-stricken young woman who will do anything to contact her dead brother.This movie has everything you want in a Movie. Vampires, Sabre wielding Vampire hunters, Zombies taking over a town, plus over the hill actors, zombie film legends prancing around. however it's just a bad film, skip it.
Scene; no memorable scene I can think of. - DirectorKevin VanHookEstrellasCasper Van DienTony PlanaKevin GreviouxAn elite commando squad led by longtime soldier buddies Hawk and Grives run afoul of lethal and powerful vampires in a South American rain forest. Grieves gets turned into a vampire and becomes leader of a savage roving herd. Hawk has to rescue his scientist ex-wife Dr. Laurie Williams from the bloodsuckers' evil clutches.Casper Van Diem and the Big Black Guy from Underworld lead a commando squad into Central America. they discover it inhabited by vampires. They then go back to America and return with wooden stakes.
C'MON MAN; They were wearing equipment from the Grenada invasion, at a time we were in Iraq and Afghanistan. They literally came back with bandolers of broomstick handle size wooden stakes. They couldn't steal a couple guns from Starship Troopers? or Underworld? - DirectorMatthew HastingsEstrellasJoe LandoDominic ZamprognaNatassia MaltheIntergalactic vampire hunters. "Buffy" meets "Star Trek" in a "Mad Max" world.Another HORRIBLE sci-fi CHANNEL MOVIE. MichaeL Ironside is in it. Instead of Aliens, Vampires rules space and battle man.
C'MON MAN; In one scene they had a rogues galleries of all the different vampires basically actors with potato sacks over their face. - DirectorTom ShellEstrellasTony ToddA.J. DravenJason ConneryWill is a hippie college student who finds himself in the middle of a battle between vampires and a group of warlocks called Sentries; but when he's bitten by a seductive vampire he's forced to come to terms with his new state of being...The cover is a LIE. Fratboys turn into Vampires and Rape and mistreat the women on campus as per usual. An infected bro fights back. But unlike the cover there will be no all out war between Samurai Sword wielding VAMPS against Machine gun wielding Vamps.
Scene; Vampire hunting monks arrive the gregoriouse one tells Cohorts to keep one alive for interrogation. He then kills one and says "Not this one!" - DirectorDuane StinnettEstrellasNoel GugliemiHoward AlonzoEthan EdneeIn Los Angeles, a meteor bringing some sort of disease falls on a group of homeless and turns them into flesh eater zombies. Meanwhile, two rival gangs are dealing drugs with an intermediary in an old warehouse without knowing that there is a stake out of the LAPD of the whole operation. When the policemen are ready to arrest the criminals, they are attacked by the hunger zombies in the beginning of a nightmarish night.DEAD HEIST did it better.
As an undercover deal between police and gang-bangers goes down in an abandoned warehouse, a meteor Strike turns the homeless into Zombies that attack the warehouse.
Scene; I've watched it 3 times and don't remember a scene from it. They dealt with one gang but forgot a different gang had a deal and they come crashing in with a van killing one of the cops. - DirectorThunder LevinEstrellasC. Thomas HowellTyshawn BryantRachel Montez MinorIn the wake of a solar flare of unusual properties, a mismatched group of inner-city survivors must put aside their animosity to escape a Los Angeles now free of gang-bangers, but infested instead with blood-sucking zombies.Dead Heist and gangs of the Dead did it better.
C'MON MAN; I take Zombie Movies seriously they don't. They have a black slang talking Asian Gangster boss, with Jungle Fever. - DirectorGeorge A. RomeroEstrellasAlan Van SprangKenneth WelshKathleen MunroeLos residentes locales de una isla luchan simultáneamente contra una epidemia de zombis, mientras esperan una cura para devolver a sus parientes no muertos a su estado humano.It started of cool with the dirty National Guardsman from previous movies but then they landed on this island where the Hatfields and McCoys are battling over their infected family members.
Scene; Any other George A. Romero film. - DirectorPaul MaslanskyEstrellasMarki BeyRobert QuarryDon Pedro ColleyCuando su novio es asesinado por pandilleros, Sugar Hill decide no enojarse.When you summon the dead to seek vengeance, they're not Zombies they're ghouls.
- DirectorChad HendricksEstrellasJohn W. SloanRhynell BrumfieldBernicia WomackFunky pheromones from a nearby whorehouse awakes the living dead, who rise from the grave seeking oral gratifying BRAINZZZ!!! Enter Goldie & Sloan, two undercover, black caddy ridin', collar poppin', polyester rockin' pigs who are pissed...with mood rings and a fist! Can the dynamic duo stop the powerful eau de'ho? Or will the zombies keep poppin' up at the drive-in show?A modern day Zombie film made to look like a Starskie and Hutch episode. Only problem is Vampire and Zombie films in the 70's sucked.
Scene; A Zombie approaches a pimp for brains, he tells him to hook up with one of his girls they'll top you off. That joke only goes so far and can't last a whole movie. - DirectorJake WestEstrellasDanny DyerNoel ClarkeEmil MarwaA group of men, heading to a remote village to help one of their friends get over his divorce, soon discover that all the women have been infected with a virus that makes them man-hating cannibals.Misoganistic Trifling crap, so all women are out to drink you're blood and rip out your still beating heart and eat it right in front of you. The men are all in uniforms, the women are all in sexy negligee. These zombies won't die, shoot them in the head, decapitate them they keep coming back.
- DirectorPhil ClaydonEstrellasPaul McGannJames CordenMyAnna BuringTras haber sido esclavizadas por la manada local de vampiras lesbianas gracias a una antigua maldición, los hombres restantes de un pueblo rural envían a dos desventurados jóvenes a los páramos como sacrificio.Another Misogansitic trifling Crap, more slap-stick than scary.
C'MON MAN; A guy showers a vampire in Holy-Water until all that's left is her Silicone Implants. - DirectorDavid A. PriorEstrellasAdam MayfieldAlissa KoenigJim HazeltonFifty years after a world-wide zombie epidemic had begun, a small group of rebel soldiers learn that intelligent zombies have begun breeding humans for food. The soldiers plan an all-out war to rid the Earth of the flesh-eating monsters for good, as the rest of the surviving world's population struggles to survive against the zombie hordes.It starts off as a Zombie Apocalypse buddy film that quickly muddels into a human slaves to the Zombie film. Zombies bite and infect without abandoned, the minute they start enslaving they're either mutants or Aliens.
C'MON MAN; The buddies return to base camp, the camp is immediatly set upon by the mutant horde. What you ever here of a guard tower and look outs, bro. - DirectorMatthew KohnenEstrellasMatthew DavisJulianna RobinsonMichael Grant TerryTurning the zombie film on its head, this film is an oddball comedy from the perspective of the brain munching monsters themselves.A slap-stick Zom-Comedy or Zom-Rom-Com.
I watch Zombie films to watch a band of Survivors fight off the horde with Machetes and Machine guns. - DirectorUlli LommelEstrellasGunter ZieglerBrandon DeanAxel MontgomeryUn agente de policía psicótico que asesina a las mujeres que arresta recibe su merecido cuando una horda de mujeres zombificadas se levantan de sus tumbas para vengarse.Not a Zombie movie a ghoul Zombie.
- DirectorGrace LeeEstrellasAustin BasisJane Edith WilsonAl VicentePic documents the daily lives of a small community of the living deceased who make their home in Los Angeles.
- DirectorSakichi SatoEstrellasTadanobu AsanoShô AikawaErika OkudaDos obreros de una fábrica que también son expertos en jiu-jitsu, se enfrentan a una revuelta de zombis voraces y carnívoros en Tokio.The Japanese don't get what a Zombie film is about
- DirectoresPablo ParésHernán SáezEstrellasBerta MuñizPablo ParésHernán SáezThree survivors of a zombie outbreak (caused by an alien virus) intercepted by the authorities and thrown straight back into the now quarantined town. The trio, an ex pro-wrestler named John West (Pablo Parés), medical student Bill (Pablo Parés), and a nerd called Max (Hernán Sáez), fend off the undead whilst trying to figure out a way to escape their predicament.A bunch of unwatchable freaks Luche Libre the Zombie Apocalypse.
- DirectorDan LantzEstrellasAlexis TexasJanice MarieAdam DanoffA military weapons manufacturer creates a chemical weapon that causes victims to become blood-lusting killers. A lab accident causes the building to go into lock-down and the employees are trapped inside with the crazed killers.Funny film glad I watched but the trapped in a building with Zombies has been done better and funnier.
- DirectoresMichael G. BartlettKevin GatesEstrellasPhilip BrodieAlix Wilton ReganRob OldfieldThree months have passed since a viral outbreak turned its victims into flesh-eating living dead. A band of survivors have taken refuge at a military barracks. A message comes telling of a "sanctuary" somewhere in Europe. But is it a trap?Actually a pretty good film, but depressing.
- DirectorVince D'AmatoEstrellasBonny GirouxC.S. MunroMaritama CarlsonTwo of horrordom's most feared creatures against one another. When young Jenna becomes affected by a mysterious vampiric disease, she begins to hallucinate, and her father whisks her away on a journey to find the source of the infection.The Zombie Apacolypse has happened and a family grabs the compact sta-wa and tries to flee the infected zone. They pick-up a young woman who leads them to an abandoned school to hide out from the Zombies. But it's inhabitated by school-girl lesbians.
The problem is the ending credits show a better zombie film than the one you just watched. They show the family fighting off the undead as they surround the house and come in the front door. They also show a sunglass and trench coated douche with a Samurai sword who they call the Zombie slayer. That's what I wanted to see.
C'MON MAN; They run into a lone guardsman in full gasmask gear standing his post at roadblock. They walk up to him pull his mask off and we see his Zombie make-up is play-doh - DirectorPatrick HorvathEstrellasJoshua GroteLiesel KoppParker QuinnKen is a wandering and unassuming serial killer who enters a forsaken and empty diner during the graveyard shift. After a long conversation with the diner's lone waitress Rose, Ken kills her and promptly delivers the same fate to the diner's cook Fred. As Ken cleans up the bloody mess and deposits Rose and Fred in the walk-in freezer, company arrives. A young, unhappy married couple Rob and Kathy stop by the diner only to be followed by the arrival of Sheriff Duke Purdett. Ken now finds himself in the middle of a rousing game of cat and mouse which he manages well until the unthinkable happens. Back from the dead, Rose and Fred emerge from the freezer and start walking around! Once an unflappable serial killer, Ken now holds the young couple and wounded sheriff captive, trying frantically to escape the zombie predators.
- DirectorMatt YeagerEstrellasIan ArgoSean-Michael ArgoShey BlandThe Sprawl, a seedy underworld of exploitation, violence, and zombies. In this maze of alleyways and speakeasies life is cheap, drugs are cheaper, and surviving to a ripe old age is an urban myth. At the center of it all is Johnny Sunshine, a porn star and killer for hire. She stalks the night like a tempest of sex and violence, much to the pleasure and profit of her producer, Max, and his entertainment empire. As the body count rises, Johnny becomes a victim of her own success. In secret a plot is hatched to orchestrate her downfall, and capture it all on camera to create the greatest snuff film ever made.Some twisted s&m sick *beep* you get off watching some skinney chick stab a fat dude in the gut, here you have it.