The Smiling Friends Go to Brazil!

Brazilian Man: Hello. I saw- I saw you from across the airport and I was just wondering if like you...

Charlie: Yeah...

Brazilian Man: Are you a tourist? Are you a tour-are you a tourist?

Charlie: Yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry we don't really have the time to talk right now we're in the middle of figuring something out

Brazilian Man: But you are a tourist? But are you a? You are a tourist? Are you a tourist?

Charlie: Yes we're tourists yes we have everything figured out uh

Brazilian Man: Do you? You have any cash? Any cash with you? Cash?

Charlie: I'm not-I'm not giving-I'm not giving you the answer to that sir no

Pim: No we don't sorry we don't have have any cash

Alan: No sorry

Brazilian Man: What about your homeboy?

Alan: We're actually in the middle of a discussion right now

Charlie: No! Sir we really need we really need to be left alone please

Brazilian Man: Well listen you have a very good stay in Brazil my friend alright? Brazil is a very good country

Charlie: Thank you yes it is yes it is yes we love Brazil thank you!

Alan: Thank you

Charlie: [quietly to his friends after the Brazilian man walks away] Dude when he fuckin moved his arm I thought he was gonna hit me I thought he was gonna fuckin punch me when he...

Alan: I actually thought the same thing I really did. I-I-I

[laughs]

Alan: saw you flinch there! I thought he was gonna...

Charlie: He was fidgeting with something in his pocket I don't know what he- I thought he was gonna like- pull something out or like hit me

Pim: Yeah I've heard there's like bad stuff that happens in Brazil too

Charlie: Exactly I've seen a lot I've seen the fuckin videos