Charley Koontz en el papel de...
Neil
- Professor Ian Duncan: Greetings, all and sundry, and welcome to your second semester of anthropology where it is about to get real.
- [drops his satchel forcefully on his desk]
- Professor Ian Duncan: Now, I forget where we left off last year. Uh... Fat Neil.
- Neil: The Bronze Age?
- Professor Ian Duncan: Thank you, Fat Neil.
- Neil: Neil's fine.
- Professor Ian Duncan: Not from an actuarial standpoint. Now, please forgive my lateness, but I wasn't sure how to find Greendale sober.
- [gasp from class]
- Professor Ian Duncan: Yes, you heard me right. I have stopped drinking. Mainly due to the fact that I could no longer get an erection. Now that I'm on the wagon, you can expect both this class and my penis to be more focused and rewarding.
- Neil: [enters men's room] There you are.
- [shows two concert tickets]
- Britta Perry: [sighs, lifts shirt to expose bare breasts, snatches tickets, Neil exits] Mezzanine?