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Dr. Gregory House
- Dr. James Wilson: Sounds like you had fun last night.
- Dr. Gregory House: You believe Chase?
- Dr. James Wilson: I believe Foreman. And they had fun with you. What happened?
- Dr. Gregory House: I realized they could be my friends.
- Dr. James Wilson: You're serious?
- Dr. Gregory House: And then I sobered up.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I just want us to be friends.
- Dr. Gregory House: Funny. That's the last thing I want us to be.
- Dr. Gregory House: That's nothing. I woke up in the wrong bed this morning.
- Nurse Jeffrey Sparkman: Any bed you wake up in is the wrong one.
- Dr. Gregory House: That's not what your momma said. Oh snap!
- Dr. Robert Chase: If history is written by the victor, how do we find out what really happened?
- Dr. Gregory House: Talk to the loser.
- Dr. Gregory House: It's not going to work though.
- Dr. James Wilson: Maybe, but how bad can a night out at a lesbian bar be?
- Dr. Robert Chase: We don't want to do it either. But Wilson already paid us.
- Dr. Gregory House: It's gonna suck.
- Dr. Robert Chase: I know.
- Dr. Gregory House: Where and when?
- Theodore Taylor: I'm not gay.
- Dr. Gregory House: Really? Because it would certainly explain the cold feet. Oh and the boyfriend.
- Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: Yeah, it sucks what he's doing to her too. But it's hardly the same. To be faithful to his wife, our patient has to deny his identity. Taub just needs to...
- Dr. Gregory House: Resist his biological imperative.
- Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: It is easier to say no to dessert than to pretend you don't eat.
- Dr. Gregory House: Says someone who's obviously never been on a diet.
- Dr. Gregory House: A distracted person makes for a distracted professional.
- Dr. Chris Taub: And destroying my marriage will help me focus?
- Dr. Gregory House: Probably... Do a spinal tap, run the CSF.
- [Taub starts to leave]
- Dr. Gregory House: Still talking about you. But you can do it on the patient.