Michael Rapaport en el papel de...
Gary
- Phoebe: [Approaching a man who's just parked up outside Central Perk] excuse me, but I don't think it's very nice you've parked here, you're blocking the entrance.
- Gary: Don't worry, it's not a problem.
- Phoebe: Well, it's a problem for me, which means it's a problem for you, because,
- [pulls out the police badge she found earlier]
- Phoebe: I'm a cop!
- Gary: [Puts cherry light on top of his car] so am I!
- Joey: [Walks into Monica's apartment] Hey, who wants pizza?
- Phoebe: Ooh, I do.
- Rachel, Chandler, Monica: Yeah.
- Joey: Can you believe it? I found this on the first floor!
- [Everyone else quickly drops the pizza back into the box]
- Gary: [Knocks at the door] Open up, it's the police!
- Joey: [Thinking he's come about the pizza] err, just a minute, officer!
- [Quickly puts the pizza back in the box, hides it under the couch, chews and shallows]
- Joey: .
- Phoebe: [believing Gary has come to arrest her] Fine, you can arrest me, but you'll never make it stick and you know it!
- Gary: I know, but I kind of don't have a choice, it's my job, you know.
- Phoebe: Uh-huh as long as you know, when my lawyer gets you on the stand, he's gonna make you look like a fool, like a fool!
- Gary: Well, I don't like looking foolish. How about I don't arrest you? How about I came by and you weren't here?
- Phoebe: I would love it if I weren't here!
- Gary: Great, so seeing as you're not going to jail tonight, I wondered if you'd like to go to dinner with me?
- Phoebe: Are you asking me out?
- Gary: Yeah, ever since you flashed my badge at me, I kinda can't stop thinking about you, you're the prettiest fake, undercover whore I've ever seen.
- Joey, Chandler: [Smiling] Nice!