- Peter Griffin: [gasps] BLACKMAIL!
- [cut to a black man delivering the mail]
- Peter Griffin: Thank you, Cleveland. And I don't know *what* to call the thing *you're* doing to me, lady!
- Stewie Griffin: It's getting pretty wild. Over in the guest bedroom, there's a girl pulling a train.
- Stewie Griffin: [after his ruse of being rich is exposed] Please let me explain! I was just worried you wouldn't accept me because I'm not wealthy like you are.
- Chadley: Stewie, it's not that you're poor. It's that you lied to us and you're poor.