Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper

Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper (2014)

BOMB (out of 4)

I'm not going to bother writing any sort of plot synopsis because there isn't a plot. Director David DeCoteau has earned the right to call himself a cult director of countless direct-to-video movies but here recently he's making these low-budget films that are aimed at the gay community. There's certainly nothing wrong with that but I somewhat take offense to the fact that this type of "film" is being sold to the public.

I will at least give the director credit for coming up with a catchy title that is going to grab people's attention and make them rent or buy it. What we basically have here is a group of young men walking around without their tops on. They're usually walking around in the woods or standing in a shower. Ever so often we get a really awful and cheap looking gorilla outfit, which is supposed to be Bigfoot. Yeah, there's a minor subplot dealing with D.B. Cooper but it's mostly told via narration.

BIGFOOT VS. D.B. COOPER is a pretty horrible movie from start to finish. Even if you love bad movies like myself you still won't be able to find anything worth watching here. The movie is downright slow, boring and I honestly have a hard time calling it a movie. It's basically just topless models walking around while the camera drools on them. Both Eric Roberts and Linnea Quigley appear via vocal work so I feel bad for them.

This is slightly better than most soft gay clothed suggestive movies. It has a handsome, well built cast of early twenty something guys who find many reasons to take off their clothes, especially in front of a mirror. There is a bigfoot as the title suggests but there are no real special effects. There is a plot and a voice over that explains what is going on. Guys with big muscles in their briefs in a big mansion is the main draw. There is no nudity but it is probably aimed at the over 18 crowd. Some violence but no real gore. Beautiful wooded scenery. The title is what will bring in the buyers and viewers.

Awful! Awful! Awful!

This movie is cheap, slow and pathetic. At one point i fast forwarded through this slog and it was as if the film should've gone this speed, IT SEEMS TO BE RUNNING AT NORMAL SPEED WHEN ON FAST FORWARD!!!!

Dump this pile of vomit in the pit of hell where it belongs. never watch, you'll be bored... TO DEATH!!!!