Chevy Chase aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Pierce Hawthorne
- Pierce Hawthorne: How do you know it was one of us?
- Dean Pelton: Well, if I may answer a question with a question, why are you dressed like a wizard?
- [Pierce rambles while pointing a cookie wand at Craig]
- Dean Pelton: Okay, is he having a stroke? I'll tell you how I know. Security Officers Bennett and Edison found this at the scene. Hmm? The little hat says "Chang" on it.
- [Jeff glares accusingly at Britta who looks away]
- Jeff Winger: Hey, Pierce, I just remembered. Right before you got here, some guy was delivering level-six ceremonial robes?
- Pierce Hawthorne: What? Why didn't you tell me?
- Jeff Winger: Maybe if you run you can catch him.
- Pierce Hawthorne: Way to use your brain, Winger.
- [exits]
- Jeff Winger: Abed, how fast can you run to the Theater Department?
- Abed Nadir: Thirty-seven seconds.
- Jeff Winger: Don't come back without something ridiculous. Go.
- [Abed exits]
- Britta Perry: Guys, you realize you're exploiting the naiveté of a man who is being brainwashed by a cult.
- Shirley Bennett: Well, it sounds a lot less fun when you say it.
- Jeff Winger: Everything does. She's a buzz kill.
- Britta Perry: I'm not a buzz kill.
- Shirley Bennett, Annie Edison: Hmm.
- Troy Barnes: Yeah, that doesn't really describe it. You're more of a fun-vampire, because you don't suck blood, you just suck.
- Pierce Hawthorne: [enters dejected] He wasn't there.
- Jeff Winger: [Abed enters carrying a box] Oh, I think Abed found him.
- Pierce Hawthorne: Hey, give me.
- [opens box and gasps]
- Pierce Hawthorne: It's amazing.
- [Jeff stifles a laugh behind his hand]
- Pierce Hawthorne: Wow. It is absolutely gorgeous. How do I look?
- Troy Barnes: May I?
- Pierce Hawthorne: Yeah.
- [Troy places a floppy wizards hat on Pierce's head]
- Jeff Winger: Magical.
- Annie Edison: Great.
- [chuckles]
- Shirley Bennett: Heh.
- [chuckles]
- Pierce Hawthorne: [laughs] Of course, the only one who doesn't like this is Britta. You ever get tired of being a buzz kill?